Austin FC

[ztejas 43537]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

But Twellman likes his no-nonsense attitude and buy-in from the higher ups. 

Well he got to call him "Austin's Roy Kent", so... advantage Twellman I guess?

He's like our Frank Lampard minus the playing ability, intangibles, clutchness, trophies, humility, understated good looks...

Alright I guess he's not really like that. 

[ztejas 43537]

Holding my piss for the 2nd half. 

 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Hmmm... 3 subs at 45. Let's see how this plays out, Cotton.

[blacklab 11951]

Rigoni?

Really?

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Jesus Rigoni

[Anastasis 23485]

wow rigoni.  just wow. 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Nice extension save Stu.

[ztejas 43537]

Two seasons in and we remind me of the Cowboys. Money is dumping in by the truckload, why give a shit about things like proper management at any level? Has that stink of 2010s UT sports about it, too. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

That was a no doubt second yellow.

[Captain Ron 12921]

Ok. We got the man advantage. Gotta do this!!

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Rigoni?
Really?

Jesus Rigoni

wow rigoni.  just wow. 

7 appearances. 0 goals. 0 assists.

[Captain Ron 12921]

Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

That was a no doubt second yellow.

Yup. The catch on thr foot makes that a no doubter. 

[ztejas 43537]

Good call, ref. 

1 minute ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

That was a no doubt second yellow.

To me and you, yes, but these are MLS refs we're talking about. No shit that's a textbook fucking yellow. 

[blacklab 11951]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7 appearances. 0 goals. 0 assists.

 

 

 

 

 

 

you quote them after the fact, but not me who questioned before he played?

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Ayyyy let’s go!

[RamjetFDO 10577]

you quote them after the fact, but not me who questioned before he played?

I thought I had yours, too... meant to multi-quote all 3.

Sorted.

[blacklab 11951]

didn't think it was a yellow initially but he came in with spikes up and lifted his leg at the end to ensure he hit him

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

8 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Jesus Rigoni

Jesus Rigoni

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Quit smiling you dumbass Argie... Jesus.

[blacklab 11951]

fuking rigoni

[Captain Ron 12921]

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

didn't think it was a yellow initially but he came in with spikes up and lifted his leg at the end to ensure he hit him

It’s so late imho it should be a no brainer. The keeper is protected in that situation. 

[ztejas 43537]

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

didn't think it was a yellow initially but he came in with spikes up and lifted his leg at the end to ensure he hit him

It doesn't really matter the nature of the foul in that situation. The keeper has possession of the ball and he came in late. It's like hitting a QB 3 seconds after he threw the ball. 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

It’s so late imho it should be a no brainer. The keeper is protected in that situation. 

This.

[MillerEP 30500]

We should get ring out of there before we get our own red card

[Captain Ron 12921]

He want a foul? Dude tripped over his own man!

No one chasing that shot, ball was just sitting there!!

[Captain Ron 12921]

SHIT!

[ztejas 43537]

God damn Dru. More of that please.

And that was never a pen. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Almost

Good recycle there

 

[ztejas 43537]

Let's get one sooner rather than later so we can get a winner. 

[blacklab 11951]

wtf is rigoni doing over there on the left side?

[RamjetFDO 10577]

wtf is rigoni doing over there on the left side?

Sucking.

[ztejas 43537]

1 minute ago, blacklab said:

wtf is rigoni doing over there on the left side?

Being paid a lot of money to live one of the best cities in North America.

[MillerEP 30500]

They forget that this is single elimination? No urgency.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Bring on Lobito

[ztejas 43537]

Hey Ring that sucked less. More of that. 

Also I hope Taylor Twellman dies of dick cancer in the next 12 months. Apparently he's missed our constant barrage on goal since RSL went down a man. 

[ztejas 43537]

Hey Rigoni you stupid fuck maybe let it go for a corner. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Damn Djitte 

[Captain Ron 12921]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey Ring that sucked less. More of that. 

Also I hope Taylor Twellman dies of dick cancer in the next 12 months. Apparently he's missed our constant barrage on goal since RSL went down a man. 

No kidding. Plus they’ve had a number of possessions that looked like a hockey power play. 

[ztejas 43537]

I mean I'd prefer a win today but this team isn't winning the cup. We're a fucking mess. 

[Captain Ron 12921]

WTF was that?

[ztejas 43537]

Rigoni is such a fucking spare. Good job Claudio you fucking dickhead. Way to not address any position of need. 

[Bottlecap 1523]

rigoni is ass. ive never seen a player at this level afraid to do anything with his right.

[ztejas 43537]

Newsflash: the MLS is a difficult league. You don't just walk in and produce because you were good in a different league. 

And he wasn't even good in other leagues. 

Edited October 16, 2022 by ztejas

[blacklab 11951]

Is Rigoni Spanish for black hole?

[ztejas 43537]

Just now, blacklab said:

Is Rigoni Spanish for black hole?

It isn't his fault. He should have never been on the team. It's an organizational failure to let him on the pitch as much as he has been. 

We're looking at the birth of another Dallas Cowboys here, gentlemen. 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

"Ideas in short supply for Austin..."

Troof.

[Captain Ron 12921]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"Ideas in short supply for Austin..."

Troof.

Possession for the sake of possession. 

[ztejas 43537]

I hear we made a ton of money on alcohol and merch sales today.

[BrickHorn 18285]

This has been a pathetic second half performance. Man advantage and all we do is fling up desperate lobs to flat-footed statues for 40 minutes. Terrible. 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Penalty!

[Captain Ron 12921]

PENALTY!!!