Austin FC

[kingkoopa6 8,305]

VICTORY!

[Anastasis 23,375]

That will certainly do. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,877]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

3 points ladies. 

Who's up next?

No one of consequence. Just some fuckers from up I35.

[Ghost of LL 15,348]

On 6/18/2022 at 8:31 PM, ztejas said:

This is what Montreal gets for playing in this Mickey Mouse ass stadium. 

What's wrong with their stadium?  I wasn't really paying attention.

[Jerry Callo 8,658]

[A-Tex Devil 2,444]

Was thinking today about how badly Austin FC bombed with two of its three designated players.  If they can remain in top half of playoff race and jettison Dominguez and Pochettino somehow this offseason (or sooner) there is some real opportunity to improve the team.

[Jerry Callo 8,658]

43 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Was thinking today about how badly Austin FC bombed with two of its three designated players.  If they can remain in top half of playoff race and jettison Dominguez and Pochettino somehow this offseason (or sooner) there is some real opportunity to improve the team.

Hopefully, Ponch works out at River Plate.  Based upon these stats he's getting playing time as a center midfielder off the bench.  As for Dominguez, if they won't play him, I hope they unload him during the summer transfer window.

[ztejas 43,244]

56 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Was thinking today about how badly Austin FC bombed with two of its three designated players.  If they can remain in top half of playoff race and jettison Dominguez and Pochettino somehow this offseason (or sooner) there is some real opportunity to improve the team.

The Bale news made me think that it should be pretty fucking easy to get guys like that to come to Austin. We've never had a pro sports team but it's a nice FA destination. Just have to open the checkbook which also isn't an issue as I assume they print money compared to other franchises. 

[ztejas 43,244]

25 mins putos

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Derby Day!

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Is this the fcd away kit or 3rd? They look like they're trying to channel their inner Citeh.

[ztejas 43,244]

7 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Is this the fcd away kit or 3rd? They look like they're trying to channel their inner Citeh.

Kind of a AV or WH look I feel like.

Not a fan.

[ztejas 43,244]

Fucking Cascante man. Just booting it away. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Stuver slaps away Nipple.

[ztejas 43,244]

Possession control is dick right now. We're gonna get burned on one of these. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Huge tackle from Cascante... damn

[ztejas 43,244]

14 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Huge tackle from Cascante... damn

Yeah that was monster. 

Driussi needs to put the fucking ball on target. God we've done some stupid shit in the final third. 

[ztejas 43,244]

Fucking slopfest out there. Not sure who was the better team - but this is winnable. Just quit giving it away in space and let's be a bit more decisive up front. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Surprised to see Driussi step on his dick like that, he had no other play than an immediate shot on goal in that position, and he completely wasted it. 

They are easily intercepting a lot of our passes through the midfield, hopefully we figure out their formation in the second half. 

Looks like a 1-0 ending unless things change. Neither team is playing well. 

[ztejas 43,244]

3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Surprised to see Driussi step on his dick like that, he had no other play than an immediate shot on goal in that position, and he completely wasted it. 

He could have potentially forced something on net after that first touch, too, I believe. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He could have potentially forced something on net after that first touch, too, I believe. 

Looked like a poor choice, he doesn't look sharp tonight. 

[ztejas 43,244]

2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Looked like a poor choice, he doesn't look sharp tonight. 

His bicicleta attempt was way late as well.

Oh well. Let's work up a smash and grab and get out of here. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Welp.

Nipple with the easy touch.

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

That was miserable and looked exactly like last year's team. In the opposing team's third, no idea how to attack, 3 passes back to the keeper and then give it away in our own third. 

Easy as fuck goal for Dallas. 

[NAVY 6,738]

Fucking around and finding out. Maybe get mad and do something 

[ztejas 43,244]

Horrendous team D. Our back 4 needs better coaching or better talent or both. That's just fucking awful. 

 

 

[gsoda3 3,233]

Gallagher with two mistakes on the goal and then asks for an offside off a ricochet. Ok.

[TexasMan 10,785]

Goddammit. Not nipple. 

 

[ztejas 43,244]

What exactly does Gallagher do for this team.

Edited June 26, 2022 by ztejas

[A-Tex Devil 2,444]

Gallagher not being a natural defender showed there. Jeez.  

[ztejas 43,244]

Cascante - trap the ball you fucking loon. Wtf is that bicycle attempt.

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What exactly does Kolmanic do for this team.

Haven't heard his name once, I assumed he was sitting out. 

[ztejas 43,244]

Gallagher* late. Again. Fucking brutal from him tonight. 

(Yes I'm going to keep bitching - buckle in)

Edited June 26, 2022 by ztejas

[ztejas 43,244]

1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Haven't heard his name once, I assumed he was sitting out. 

Oh fuck me I'm talking about Gallagher. Sorry. He's been awful. 

How embarrassing. 

Edited June 26, 2022 by ztejas

[NAVY 6,738]

Mother fucker 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Welp. Fuck.

Horrible final third play.

[ztejas 43,244]

We're getting our ass beat. 

[Bottlecap 1,519]

Wolff sits our best defender for a shitty wingback. Slander on Zan will not stand

[kingkoopa6 8,305]

Poop

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Oh good Finley and Lima are coming in, that should turn this shit around. 

[A-Tex Devil 2,444]

I like what Gallagher gives us.  I imagine they wanted him matched up with Ferreira tonight and he had a decent first half.  But he needs to be off the bench in that role. 
 

goal!  Nice job Djitte

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Holy shit Djitte!

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Verde! Driusi!

[ztejas 43,244]

Alright let's try and save 1. Great run from Djitte. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

What a freaky looking goal. 

[Zepol87 9,163]

Lol

[NAVY 6,738]

Uno más por favor 

[ztejas 43,244]

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I like what Gallagher gives us

Maybe you're right. I'm not going to say he needs to be sold or anything. But he's been absolute piss tonight. Totally clueless down the left side. 

Edited June 26, 2022 by ztejas

[ztejas 43,244]

Fuck me Djitte you have to hit that better. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Moose has been a nice spark... he needs to come on earlier.