Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread

[jimmyjazz 46502]

LOL I just figured out my live stream is way behind you guys.  I couldn't figure out why you were laughing so hard at the DP attempt.  

Perfect.

[Terry Silver 219]

Right in the kanicky!

[Surly Bevo 25539]

Is there a rule that if you touch the ball and it goes foul then it is foul??? Need a Surly rules expert to chime in.

Touch it in the field of play and it’s fair

[SquishMitten 10466]

Right in the dick!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2090]

fatty can run the 3 steps for that one 

[immortal13 4059]

Godammit what happened?

[kingkoopa6 8481]

right in the fuckin dick protector !

[InkaUtexas 26386]

Just now, Austin Orange said:

Is there a rule that if you touch the ball and it goes foul then it is foul??? Need a Surly rules expert to chime in.

Nope, it is a fair ball. 

[po elvis 2093]

fuck..kody comes up again next inning with nobody on base.

[VolenteHawk 495]

That's one of the few spots on the field that the pitcher should play defense for his damned self on a pop up.

 

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

LOL I just figured out my live stream is way behind you guys.  I couldn't figure out why you were laughing so hard at the DP attempt.  

Perfect.

Mine too....driving me fucking insane!!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2090]

Just now, immortal13 said:

Godammit what happened?

Fat first baseman tried to catch a pop fly with his cock. Didn’t work out. We score a run 

[TwiceHorn 31699]

[shakahorn 1650]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

 

Touch it in the field of play and it’s fair

 

 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Nope, it is a fair ball. 

WHOOOOOOOSH!

[Dnaguy 12365]

Off his glove you say?

Edited June 11, 2018 by Dnaguy

[Js1 85825]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

manufactured run, Augie style

Good looking out, AG

[Cairn Horn88 8441]

T7  5-2   Horns

[Austin Orange 98]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

 

Touch it in the field of play and it’s fair

 

That’s right. I’m thinking if you are in foul territory and knock it back fair, then it’s fair. My bad.

[Both Tacos 1825]

I believe that one is going to get in their head. 

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Lulz!!!

[hornbri 1467]

Just now, Austin Orange said:

That’s right. I’m thinking if you are in foul territory and knock it back fair, then it’s fair. My bad.

Solid troll attempt 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, Austin Orange said:

That’s right. I’m thinking if you are in foul territory and knock it back fair, then it’s fair. My bad.

Nope, that's foul unless you get 2 feet in and make a baseball move for a gain.

Edited June 11, 2018 by FondrenRoad

[LongestHorn 759]

Just now, immortal13 said:

Godammit what happened?

pop fly at home plate, and Plummperstiltzkin drops it as Shaw crosses the plate to go up 5-2.

[hayden_horn 11373]

also, kids, that's why you fucking hustle on every play. because you never know.

[Beau Vine 54947]

There's not a gotdam one of us that wouldn't be thrilled to have Chambers as our fulltime DH.

[immortal13 4059]

This is my favorite Surly thread so far!

[GSU&UT 1798]

Shit, I turned it off because Texas's pitching starting to implode as soon as I turned it on. I missed a guy getting hit in the balls???? 

[Dnaguy 12365]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I missed this posting mine. Kudos for being the first to point this out.

[F250 28959]

3 minutes ago, Austin Orange said:

Is there a rule that if you touch the ball and it goes foul then it is foul??? Need a Surly rules expert to chime in.

It's called the family jewels rule. If your junk touches it, it's definitely not a foul.

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, GSU&UT said:

Shit, I turned it off because Texas's pitching starting to implode as soon as I turned it on. I missed a guy getting hit in the balls???? 

Keep your fucking tv off! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just sayin

[Fozzz 152]

https://twitter.com/CoachLinkDU/status/1006255368484327424

[Dnaguy 12365]

What the f is this ump doing.

[shakahorn 1650]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

There's not a gotdam one of us that wouldn't be thrilled to have Chambers as our fulltime DH.

I think Tenn Tech would be thrilled to have him as their DH.

[Machinator 32099]

Let's throw strikes, guys.

[Nivek 17055]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

It's called the family jewels rule. If your junk touches it, it's definitely not a foul.

What if he dated a Kardashian?  

[shakahorn 1650]

Just sent out my "sorry I missed the deadline but I will have it you before I leave for the day" emails.

[TexArcher 38437]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

There's not a gotdam one of us that wouldn't be thrilled to have Chambers as our fulltime DH.

Can we sign him for Omaha after we end his season?

[Beau Vine 54947]

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

Shit, I turned it off because Texas's pitching starting to implode as soon as I turned it on. I missed a guy getting hit in the balls???? 

Grant Brisbee BEANS (tm) Score will only be about a 4.  Maybe 5 if you also factor in the run scoring.

[Js1 85825]

Stop. Fucking. Giving. Them. Free. Passes. And. Extra. Chances.

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

pop fly at home plate, and Plummperstiltzkin drops it as Shaw crosses the plate to go up 5-2.

 

Dramatic reenactment:

 https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6WzGU1Pu--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ophgtptagoawf6735oou.mp4

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7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hamilton has had such a horrible post-season.  But I will take that shit.

[F250 28959]

Just now, Nivek said:

What if he dated a Kardashian?  

Well, he's white so...

[Beau Vine 54947]

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

I think Tenn Tech would be thrilled to have him as their DH.

Kind of remarkable that they not only have him in the field, but also the gimp at 3rd. 

Makes me wonder if their actual DH has only 3 fingers total.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s a strike

[Hook1997 5434]

No one left can throw strikes?  Umps zone is small....

[Stros 153]

Need another DP please

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2090]

Their coach looks like a Dad in a movie that beats his kids 

[Firemans4Horn 18314]

Ump’s puckering

[kingkoopa6 8481]

5 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

This is my favorite Surly thread so far!

agreed!!!

 

everyone is on point today!

 

[Goodman 3274]

This ump is dogshit.