Tennessee Tech @ Texas: Austin Super Regional Thread

[jimmyjazz 45513]

LOL I just figured out my live stream is way behind you guys.  I couldn't figure out why you were laughing so hard at the DP attempt.  

Perfect.

[Terry Silver 219]

Right in the kanicky!

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Is there a rule that if you touch the ball and it goes foul then it is foul??? Need a Surly rules expert to chime in.

Touch it in the field of play and it’s fair

[SquishMitten 10395]

Right in the dick!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

fatty can run the 3 steps for that one 

[immortal13 4059]

Godammit what happened?

[kingkoopa6 8305]

right in the fuckin dick protector !

[InkaUtexas 25425]

Just now, Austin Orange said:

Is there a rule that if you touch the ball and it goes foul then it is foul??? Need a Surly rules expert to chime in.

Nope, it is a fair ball. 

[po elvis 2070]

fuck..kody comes up again next inning with nobody on base.

[VolenteHawk 495]

That's one of the few spots on the field that the pitcher should play defense for his damned self on a pop up.

 

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

LOL I just figured out my live stream is way behind you guys.  I couldn't figure out why you were laughing so hard at the DP attempt.  

Perfect.

Mine too....driving me fucking insane!!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

Just now, immortal13 said:

Godammit what happened?

Fat first baseman tried to catch a pop fly with his cock. Didn’t work out. We score a run 

[TwiceHorn 31184]

[shakahorn 1625]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

 

Touch it in the field of play and it’s fair

 

 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Nope, it is a fair ball. 

WHOOOOOOOSH!

[Dnaguy 11740]

Off his glove you say?

Edited June 11, 2018 by Dnaguy

[Js1 85056]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

manufactured run, Augie style

Good looking out, AG

[Cairn Horn88 8148]

T7  5-2   Horns

[Austin Orange 98]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

 

Touch it in the field of play and it’s fair

 

That’s right. I’m thinking if you are in foul territory and knock it back fair, then it’s fair. My bad.

[Both Tacos 1805]

I believe that one is going to get in their head. 

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Lulz!!!

[hornbri 1367]

Just now, Austin Orange said:

That’s right. I’m thinking if you are in foul territory and knock it back fair, then it’s fair. My bad.

Solid troll attempt 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, Austin Orange said:

That’s right. I’m thinking if you are in foul territory and knock it back fair, then it’s fair. My bad.

Nope, that's foul unless you get 2 feet in and make a baseball move for a gain.

Edited June 11, 2018 by FondrenRoad

[LongestHorn 759]

Just now, immortal13 said:

Godammit what happened?

pop fly at home plate, and Plummperstiltzkin drops it as Shaw crosses the plate to go up 5-2.

[hayden_horn 11360]

also, kids, that's why you fucking hustle on every play. because you never know.

[Beau Vine 53964]

There's not a gotdam one of us that wouldn't be thrilled to have Chambers as our fulltime DH.

[immortal13 4059]

This is my favorite Surly thread so far!

[GSU&UT 1798]

Shit, I turned it off because Texas's pitching starting to implode as soon as I turned it on. I missed a guy getting hit in the balls???? 

[Dnaguy 11740]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I missed this posting mine. Kudos for being the first to point this out.

[F250 28659]

3 minutes ago, Austin Orange said:

Is there a rule that if you touch the ball and it goes foul then it is foul??? Need a Surly rules expert to chime in.

It's called the family jewels rule. If your junk touches it, it's definitely not a foul.

[immortal13 4059]

Just now, GSU&UT said:

Shit, I turned it off because Texas's pitching starting to implode as soon as I turned it on. I missed a guy getting hit in the balls???? 

Keep your fucking tv off! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just sayin

[Fozzz 152]

https://twitter.com/CoachLinkDU/status/1006255368484327424

[Dnaguy 11740]

What the f is this ump doing.

[shakahorn 1625]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

There's not a gotdam one of us that wouldn't be thrilled to have Chambers as our fulltime DH.

I think Tenn Tech would be thrilled to have him as their DH.

[Machinator 32097]

Let's throw strikes, guys.

[Nivek 16808]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

It's called the family jewels rule. If your junk touches it, it's definitely not a foul.

What if he dated a Kardashian?  

[shakahorn 1625]

Just sent out my "sorry I missed the deadline but I will have it you before I leave for the day" emails.

[TexArcher 37455]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

There's not a gotdam one of us that wouldn't be thrilled to have Chambers as our fulltime DH.

Can we sign him for Omaha after we end his season?

[Beau Vine 53964]

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

Shit, I turned it off because Texas's pitching starting to implode as soon as I turned it on. I missed a guy getting hit in the balls???? 

Grant Brisbee BEANS (tm) Score will only be about a 4.  Maybe 5 if you also factor in the run scoring.

[Js1 85056]

Stop. Fucking. Giving. Them. Free. Passes. And. Extra. Chances.

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, LongestHorn said:

pop fly at home plate, and Plummperstiltzkin drops it as Shaw crosses the plate to go up 5-2.

 

Dramatic reenactment:

 https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6WzGU1Pu--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ophgtptagoawf6735oou.mp4

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7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hamilton has had such a horrible post-season.  But I will take that shit.

[F250 28659]

Just now, Nivek said:

What if he dated a Kardashian?  

Well, he's white so...

[Beau Vine 53964]

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

I think Tenn Tech would be thrilled to have him as their DH.

Kind of remarkable that they not only have him in the field, but also the gimp at 3rd. 

Makes me wonder if their actual DH has only 3 fingers total.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s a strike

[Hook1997 5269]

No one left can throw strikes?  Umps zone is small....

[Stros 153]

Need another DP please

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

Their coach looks like a Dad in a movie that beats his kids 

[Firemans4Horn 17792]

Ump’s puckering

[kingkoopa6 8305]

5 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

This is my favorite Surly thread so far!

agreed!!!

 

everyone is on point today!

 

[Goodman 3273]

This ump is dogshit.