Taylor Swift blasts Texas football

[Irieguy 1059]

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

[cmontexas 3373]

Pics?

[Irieguy 1059]

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Pics?

 

[pantone159 730]

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

[4th&Five 42010]

17 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

You should probably just shake it off. 

[petscii 1197]

What's a radio?

[Irieguy 1059]

5 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

That’s a relief. 

[Celery Man 21098]

5 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

And the song title is in reference to blow jobs

[perfectchaos007 6780]

The content in the OP was apparently an old TexAgs post from back in the day fwiw. An aggie in one of the CFB discords I'm a part of referenced the "joke" months ago

[SHOOTER12 8886]

5 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

I thought she was referring to the way ousux holds when they play Texas.

[Vermin 3171]

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

[ztejas 44233]

12 minutes ago, pantone159 said:

You mean Lady Gaga, and the song title is Poker Face, and the line is a reference to Texas Hold-em, as in the poker game.

 

Yeah but he got it right about it being a hot new track. It came out just 13 years ago.

Edited July 27, 2022 by ztejas

[Bogeywon 2548]

[Beau Vine 55867]

[lemonandaturd 4289]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah but he got it right about it being a hot new track. It came out just 13 years ago.

It must have just recently made it to the College Station radio playlist.

Edited July 27, 2022 by lemonandaturd

[Irieguy 1059]

24 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The content in the OP was apparently an old TexAgs post from back in the day fwiw. An aggie in one of the CFB discords I'm a part of referenced the "joke" months ago

 

[Humble Beast 258]

When it comes to Texas football, if it isn’t rough it isn’t fun. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

Pure rage burns through me when I see this. I didn’t watch much last year after OU as I figured our product wasn’t going to be able to overcome the refs against anybody not named OU. Luckily, since we’re both leaving, that game gets called well. The makeup calls toward the end of the game make me just as mad, as it makes it seem like even more of a stat sheet thing the refs can point to afterwards. Was it OSU where the big 12 preemptively said a couple very controversial calls were all nothing-to-see-here?

[hookemATL 12294]

I see we are letting any old mongoloid flipper baby with a cleft palate start threads now. I look forward to future content of this high quality. 

 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

3 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

I see we are letting any old mongoloid flipper baby with a cleft palate start threads now. I look forward to future content of this high quality. 

 

Well, OP must be aggy, so yeah.

[Henry Hill 3156]

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

Screw the cunt…

[4th&Five 42010]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Screw the cunt…

That’s where I aim too. 

[JFKFC 4978]

[Deej 77848]

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

And fuckers on this board from the Big 12 schools left behind acting all indignant that we didn't want to stay.

"But we did everything the right way!"

[TreatyOak 17398]

[thunderlounge 8419]

[Homercles 10206]

So is this what peak off-season feels like?

[NWAustinDude 2266]

[thunderlounge 8419]

Not really. Been pretty tame thus far this year. 
 

No lumpy city council chicks banging romeo rose and flashing her tits. No sick fucking bastard diddling boys in a trailer while throwing rocks from overpasses while crusading for private parking issues. 
 

You know, other stuff we normally see. 

[Knighthawk 296]

3 hours ago, Vermin said:

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

Way to fucking soon.  why don’t you post picks from the okst game fuck job while you’re at it?
 

Yeah just fuck the big12 - get ready for more this year.   I can’t imagine a scenario where we get treated fairly against tech, baylor, tcu, ok st, wvu, iowa st.   

[Captain Ron 13133]

3 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

Nice attempt to cover that you're a Taylor Swift fan.

[Cuernavaca 255]

3 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

What a pussy

[UTGrad98 2343]

 

 

[Incredulity 11877]

4 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I was listening to the radio in my granddaughter’s car. In the new Taylor Swift song, she sings “I wanna hold them like they do when Texas plays”. What is her beef with the Longhorn offensive line and their holding penalties?

Obligatory 

 

 

[Steamboat1874 4382]

Taylor who ????

 

[Red Five 41751]

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Taylor who ????

 

Swift. It's right there in the thread title. Also she is very famous. 

[Zeus 6864]

 

[Steamboat1874 4382]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Swift. It's right there in the thread title. Also she is very famous. 

Wow really ???

Who would have thought.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Buncha grandpas in here snooping on their granddaughters’ YouTube playlist. 

[AnTiM 1695]

Between Gag Me  and Swift  and working in a music associated business I have no doubt about why this story is news to me.

[Bigbend1812 13060]

On 7/27/2022 at 6:18 PM, perfectchaos007 said:

The content in the OP was apparently an old TexAgs post from back in the day fwiw. An aggie in one of the CFB discords I'm a part of referenced the "joke" months ago

[Nivek 17415]

On 7/27/2022 at 6:19 PM, Vermin said:

Sounds like she's upset with the non-holding calls against Texas.

Now we have bad blood.  You made a really deep cut.