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6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Any more injury news on Alfred Collins and how he was injured ??

I heard Torey Becton had Alfred doing donkey kicks to knock butterflies out of the air in warmups when a groin popped. Fortunately, it wasn’t a complete tear off the bone like others have had during the same exercise. 

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16 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I know we have lower standards at Stanford, but A. Luck was a generational fucking player.  Especially since Stanford only matters about once every four generations.

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Two of the very best to play the position ain’t bad. That hit reminds me of the one JC put on AJ Hawk in the ‘shoe.

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9 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

So, what I've gathered out of the last 5 pages is that we are about furked up as a soup sammich.

Wrong, as of about an hour ago we are good again:

57 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

If you have made a mistake at any point in your career in an actual game, the book is written on you and you can not improve or overcome that mistake. College football players can not get better. A mistake in a scrimmage means you are the same ol player as the previous year.

I’ve seen this exact sentiment written a different way about 10 times in the last two days. Normally I would agree that mistakes are learning opportunities. But after watching the last 12 years of Texas football, I am starting to think the above is a true statement. 

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Seriously. The Doomerism inherent in our fan base is the same Doomerism inherent in our team. It’s why we’ve been sucking. No mental fortitude. The second something goes wrong, we just curl up in a ball and cry.

Maybe instead of doing that, we should think “who gives a fuck, win anyway”.

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I still wanna WIN!  My 7th grade Corch would still run me till I puked if I demanded less.  Now I just drink Burnt Orange Koolaid made with Heradura Reposado!  I am willing to puke, but I am not willing to lose.🤘🤘🤘

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14 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Seriously. The Doomerism inherent in our fan base is the same Doomerism inherent in our team. It’s why we’ve been sucking. No mental fortitude. The second something goes wrong, we just curl up in a ball and cry.

Maybe instead of doing that, we should think “who gives a fuck, win anyway”.

I don't think the team gives two shits about surly horns... especially with the money they're now making ;)

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1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Seems like all of Quinns positive reports included throwing Neyor the deep ball. Wonder if him being out forced Quinn to not rely on the big bomb and be more thorough in his reads.

Ewing theory, bitches.

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16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Mack Brown's gaping vagina infected us.

You are still in the anger phase of the UT football grief process. I’m rolling into acceptance. Everything is just fine man. Nothing to see here.

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Preface- long-term memory has big wtf areas in it. 
 

so, when is the last time that Texas successfully schemed a 12 package?

also, if someone like Omeire pops, does that change over to 11?  

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

You might want to lay off the ice cream and stick to Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers. 

That was before the spring game this year. I’m into ice cream now…

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Grocers finally started carrying Jeni's here, so I tried it last month for the first time and was underwhelmed. for 4x the price of bluebell I expected the icecream to at least be noticeably better than Bluebell or HEB Creamy Creations, but it wasn't!

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9 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

so, when is the last time that Texas successfully schemed a 12 package?

David Thomas and Neale Tweedie come to mind.   I think we won a lot of games that year.

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18 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Grocers finally started carrying Jeni's here, so I tried it last month for the first time and was underwhelmed. for 4x the price of bluebell I expected the icecream to at least be noticeably better than Bluebell or HEB Creamy Creations, but it wasn't!

did it have listeria? that's what you pay for when buying the Blue Bell (still delicious).

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51 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Seriously. The Doomerism inherent in our fan base is the same Doomerism inherent in our team. It’s why we’ve been sucking. No mental fortitude. The second something goes wrong, we just curl up in a ball and cry.

Maybe instead of doing that, we should think “who gives a fuck, win anyway”.

I think we have been sucking because we haven't been playing football very well. Us having mental fortitude isn't going to make up for that.

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I think we learned last year that Sark isn't in a hurry to name a starter.

All we learned about sark last year is that he can't win fucking games and apparently can't evaluate talent enough to keep shitheads off the field. 

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