2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'

[Red Five 40649]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

It looks like Reid is grooming him.

That fat fucking monster. I hope someone has alerted the authorities. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

15 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

So sark is sitting around reading 9.95er reports? Is he on surly?

I thought he would have a parody account like Closetodumping.

[closetojumping 62230]

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That fat fucking monster. I hope someone has alerted the authorities. 

Be on the lookout for Andy Reid and Ryan Day running some kind of football camp for underprivileged children during the off-season. If that happens, we need to drive there and pursue citizen’s arrests ourselves if the authorities refuse to act. 

[Enchubben 5509]

42 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Wells also gets a pass.

bEast Texas Thanks you!!!!

[satyanash 14281]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Speaking of Buechele, he’s still with the Chiefs. Got some work yesterday after Mahomes got some reps.

It looks like Reid is grooming him. Nice to see they’ve kept him and seem to plan on keeping him around for a while.

[turtlepond 178]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

You think Andy didn’t support Patrick in getting Whataburger in KC? 
 

Shiiit. 

3D Chess. Andy Reid uses Mahomes’ contract and coerces him to buy Whataburger franchises to satisfy Reid’s own cravings for the Bacon Patty Melt….

Tuco Salamanca (Mahomes): Gus Fring (Andy Reid)

[BigOrange1 6422]

39 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

also, how’s Banks?

yeah, this feels like a significant question.  it'd be nice to know something definitive.  

[Shaggyhorn 641]

yeah, this feels like a significant question.  it'd be nice to know something definitive.  

Ketch said it looks like it’s a simple BKA, so a precautionary couple of weeks non-contact walk throughs and his new prosthetic should be good to go. Admantium is stronger than bone, after all.

[Surgical 68]

2 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Ketch said it looks like it’s a simple BKA, so a precautionary couple of weeks non-contact walk throughs and his new prosthetic should be good to go. Admantium is stronger than bone, after all.

I read the first half of that sentence and couldn’t think of anything for BKA besides below knee amputation. Then I read the rest, lol

[immamac 42516]

Banks is fine. Stop freaking out. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

I read the first half of that sentence and couldn’t think of anything for BKA besides below knee amputation. Then I read the rest, lol

Username

[Red Five 40649]

Think Nahlin said Banks could have gone back in if it were a game.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

Banks is fine. Stop freaking out. 

[thunderlounge 7757]

1 hour ago, turtlepond said:

3D Chess. Andy Reid uses Mahomes’ contract and coerces him to buy Whataburger franchises to satisfy Reid’s own cravings for the Bacon Patty Melt….

Tuco Salamanca (Mahomes): Gus Fring (Andy Reid)

You say that like it’s a bad thing. 

[WinningIsHard 4017]

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Bobby and Gerry are shit too. 

As for Bianco? Kepp your enemies closer I guess

I’ve seen this a few times now lately. You can have this opinion because this is America but you should keep this shit to yourself. 90% (probably) of this board doesn’t agree with this take because it sucks, and that leads people to wondering if the rest of your takes suck. This is what pulling the bookshelf down on yourself looks like live. I’m speaking from experience here man haha

Edited August 21, 2022 by WinningIsHard
Friggin English is hard

[Big Woodrows 4195]

SIAP - Bobby Burton on the QB decision

Spoiler

I hate to even dignify this with a comment, but there are those out there who somehow believe or even want to entertain the idea that Steve Sarkisian purposely duped Longhorn reporters by naming Quinn Ewers his quarterback. Or that Sark’s decision was somehow influenced by a mysterious cadre of boosters.

Neither could be further from the truth.

The truth is, reporters sometimes get stories wrong. And sometimes reporters rely on sources who aren’t the ultimate decision maker.

In this instance, no one else was the arbiter. It was Sark and Sark alone.

And he made the choice that he thinks will help this program over both the near- and long-term.

So if any of you have dubious conspiracy theories rattling around your brain that big money donors influenced this QB decision, it’s just not the case. No big money donors influenced this decision.

And Sark certainly wasn’t vindictive to the media. The thought of that is absurd. As the leader of a football team preparing to host 100,000 fans in 13 days, he has much bigger fish to fry.

**

Some have questioned why Sark had sports information director John Bianco tell the media instead of himself.

First of all, it’s something that happens often. The SID speaks for the coach when the coach has other things going on.

It has happened with Mack, Charlie Strong and Tom Herman, as well as Rick Barnes, Shaka Smart and Chris Beard

**

But here’s even more background on it for those so inclined.

According to a member of the athletic department staff, Sark had just told his quarterbacks of his decision minutes before and knew the story would leak out. And Sark had coaches meetings to immediately attend.

So Sark gave Bianco the go ahead to get the story out since it would surely be leaked quickly thereafter.

**

One last note: I apologize for even writing most of this. It’s not the type of thing I like to do. To disprove and knock down conspiracy theories or whatnot. And I especially don’t like it because it takes away from the fact that Quinn Ewers won the job over Hudson Card fair and square.

Not because Quinn was forced into the role by big money donors or because Sark was somehow vindictive to people he doesn’t even really know.

Quinn Ewers is the starter. He earned it.

Give him and Hudson Card, who gave his best effort, the respect they deserve.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11359]

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

SIAP - Bobby Burton on the QB decision

  Hide contents

I hate to even dignify this with a comment, but there are those out there who somehow believe or even want to entertain the idea that Steve Sarkisian purposely duped Longhorn reporters by naming Quinn Ewers his quarterback. Or that Sark’s decision was somehow influenced by a mysterious cadre of boosters.

Neither could be further from the truth.

The truth is, reporters sometimes get stories wrong. And sometimes reporters rely on sources who aren’t the ultimate decision maker.

In this instance, no one else was the arbiter. It was Sark and Sark alone.

And he made the choice that he thinks will help this program over both the near- and long-term.

So if any of you have dubious conspiracy theories rattling around your brain that big money donors influenced this QB decision, it’s just not the case. No big money donors influenced this decision.

And Sark certainly wasn’t vindictive to the media. The thought of that is absurd. As the leader of a football team preparing to host 100,000 fans in 13 days, he has much bigger fish to fry.

**

Some have questioned why Sark had sports information director John Bianco tell the media instead of himself.

First of all, it’s something that happens often. The SID speaks for the coach when the coach has other things going on.

It has happened with Mack, Charlie Strong and Tom Herman, as well as Rick Barnes, Shaka Smart and Chris Beard

**

But here’s even more background on it for those so inclined.

According to a member of the athletic department staff, Sark had just told his quarterbacks of his decision minutes before and knew the story would leak out. And Sark had coaches meetings to immediately attend.

So Sark gave Bianco the go ahead to get the story out since it would surely be leaked quickly thereafter.

**

One last note: I apologize for even writing most of this. It’s not the type of thing I like to do. To disprove and knock down conspiracy theories or whatnot. And I especially don’t like it because it takes away from the fact that Quinn Ewers won the job over Hudson Card fair and square.

Not because Quinn was forced into the role by big money donors or because Sark was somehow vindictive to people he doesn’t even really know.

Quinn Ewers is the starter. He earned it.

Give him and Hudson Card, who gave his best effort, the respect they deserve.

 

Bobby takes the L while his colleagues continue to bicker with paying customers. 

[Hermanator 6939]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Bobby and Gerry are the best we have, and both protect the program from stupidity to some extent. Gerry is the best recruiting guy in the business and is nationally recognized. Burn down the rest of the media room with everyone else inside.Wells also gets a pass.

The best recruiting guy in that fake ass industry? That's like the smartest guy with single digit IQ. 

If he was any good he'd be working as a legit scout for a top program. Not schlepping garbage information to rubes and associated with con men like Eric Nahlin. 

[BERT 4351]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The best recruiting guy in that fake ass industry? That's like the smartest guy with single digit IQ. 

If he was any good he'd be working as a legit scout for a top program. Not schlepping garbage information to rubes and associated with con men like Eric Nahlin. 

Maybe he could but he chooses not to? Some people enjoy what they do

[Tex-19 2869]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Think Nahlin said Banks could have gone back in if it were a game.

To be fair, the 9.95 injury reports have been as far off as the QB reports. They were saying Collins out 4-6 weeks (was back yesterday), Neyor not looking too bad, RoJo about a month (already doing drills).

So yeah, not putting much stock in their reports here, even though IT is being more definitive on this one. Good to see the Surly insiders weighing in too though.

[Huckleberry 32699]

11 minutes ago, BERT said:

Maybe he could but he chooses not to? Some people enjoy what they do

The outstanding judge of character you're responding to named himself after Tom Herman.

[LTtxfan 48966]

9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The best recruiting guy in that fake ass industry? That's like the smartest guy with single digit IQ.  If he was any good he'd be working as a legit scout for a top program. Not schlepping garbage information to rubes and associated with con men like Eric Nahlin. 

 

[Hermanator 6939]

13 minutes ago, BERT said:

Maybe he could but he chooses not to? Some people enjoy what they do

Yeah because people who are among the "best in their industry" usually forgo the high paying gigs to roam the streets cavorting with conmen. 

Some dumb mother fuckers around here. 

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah because people who are among the "best in their industry" usually forgo the high paying gigs to roam the streets cavorting with conmen. 

Some dumb mother fuckers around here. 

Bobby has made much more money than some low to medium level scout in the NFL. So that's kind of stupid. 

 

[MuellerHorn 4195]

7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah because people who are among the "best in their industry" usually forgo the high paying gigs to roam the streets cavorting with conmen. 

Some dumb mother fuckers around here. 

You must not know anything about Bobby's history. He's made plenty of money in the 9.95 world.

Yes, even Bobby's services gets information wrong, but this dude has been a positive for Texas sports in myriad ways for years. Not to mention, he actually gives a shit about Texas Athletics.

Edited August 21, 2022 by MuellerHorn

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

You must not know anything about Bobby's history. He's made plenty of money in the 9.95 world.

Yes, even Bobby's services gets information wrong, but this dude has been a positive for Texas sports in many ways for years.

This guy thinks Bobby should be a low level scout over a millionaire after selling Rivals and 247. 

Only thing I've learned from this thread is to not get into business with this guy. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

9.95er and scout are two different jobs. 
 

I don’t know how each service allocates their information reporting versus recruit ranking, but the reporting component is the more important skill of the two.  You could do some level of recruit ranking based on offers and physical measurements. 
 

but it’s not a fallback job for failed nfl scout 

[Hookem2147 20931]

Standish with additional scrimmage notes (good news on Banks)

Spoiler

Yesterday Texas held their second scrimmage of fall camp and after a run of horrible injury luck during scrimmage No. 1 understandably decided to be more cautious and look to protect key players two weeks away from kickoff. One player that we confirmed an injury for yesterday was true freshman offensive tackle Kelvin Banks after the fall camp standout limped off the field with a lower body injury. I was told this morning by a source that Banks' injury wasn't as bad as initially thought and they heard the diagnosis was a mild ankle sprain and that he could have played through the pain in an important game. The source's expectations are for Banks to return to action in the near future and slot back to his spot at left tackle with the ones.

Speaking of true freshman offensive linemen one of the main takeaways from yesterday's scrimmage was Neto Umeozulu's extended run of snaps with the first team at both right and left guard. On a Quinn Ewers step up in the pocket touchdown to former Montana Grizzly slot receiver Gabe Sulser, the offensive line gave Ewers a perfect pocket with the best protection pickup being Christian Jones perfectly handing off a twist stunt to Umeozulu and Jake Majors while Hayden Conner and Andrej Karic handled their 1v1 matchups. Umeozulu's background playing offensive tackle served him well on a couple of reps where he pulled as a guard to sell the run fake and ended up isolated in space with defenders on the edge.

The inevitable balance for praise regarding the offensive line in the passing game comes with what sources still believe is a weak group at EDGE. There is genuine confidence this will be a better and more effective group than last year with DeMarvion Overshown's Versatility and an overall deeper room. One standout that I've been hearing more and more about over the last week or so is former Austin Westlake star Ethan Burke. I've mentioned on a few podcasts that while most believed Burke was on a longer developmental timeline I believed that the 6-foot-7 230-pounder with an elite multi-sport background would contribute in some fashion this season and ranked him in the top five of 2022 signees before he even stepped on campus. Burke is exceeding even my lofty expectations and is bringing a much-needed spark as a pass rusher running with the twos primarily, in addition to occasional reps with the ones.

A scheme related talking point I've mentioned all offseason has been the likelihood of Texas using a ton of 12 personnel (1 RB 2 TE) and disguised 11 personnel from pistol and the gun to manufacture one on one matchups with play action in the passing game while attempting to create a numbers advantage in the run game by forcing teams to play more than just single high safety. That was evident during yesterday's scrimmage with one of the best plays on the day being a 12 personnel pistol play action 30 yard dime from Quinn Ewers to Casey Cain. Due to pressure following both tight ends (Billingsley and Helm) on the play losing their one-on-one matchups, Ewers released the ball almost a full second before Cain broke towards the sideline and made an impressive grab and touched both feet down for a completion. Ewers also fit a ball in the red zone through a tight window on another play action pistol concept to Gunnar Helm on a seam just a half second before the safety could arrive to make a play on the ball.

 

[SizzleChest 8275]

27 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah because people who are among the "best in their industry" usually forgo the high paying gigs to roam the streets cavorting with conmen. 

Some dumb mother fuckers around here. 

 

[Michael Knight 12890]

9.95 breakdown for the newbs

Bobby: supports Texas, wants Texas to succeed. Will not publish shit he thinks would hurt Texas to get clicks. Mack Brown apologist

Gerry: hustler and conniseur of adult entertainment. Has connections with every program in the state and when possess integrity

Ketch: piece of shit who only cares about his gravy and where he's gonna get his next gravy

Chip : career opportunist, will publish anything he thinks will make his name for him

Nahlin : he wishes he was Gerry and probably imagines he is, but he isn't

Roach: means well but he's just not good at it

Brian Davis: dinosaur in a dead industry

Kirk Bohls: fuck him

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 21, 2022 by Michael Knight

[closetojumping 62230]

44 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah because people who are among the "best in their industry" usually forgo the high paying gigs to roam the streets cavorting with conmen. 

Some dumb mother fuckers around here. 

There’s definitely at least one dumb motherfucker around here, and he’s outed himself for all to see. You don’t have a fucking clue about this subject and you’ve made that hilariously obvious. But hey, stick with your certainty, it’s fun to watch.  

There are more than a million subscribers to college sports sites and they’re paying for an entertainment service no different than streaming or investment newsletters. That’s not a “fake ass industry.”

[UTEE97 3429]

The above salary is preferable over starting and selling multiple industry leading recruiting services, and being your own boss?

[Thiefery 4969]

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

The above salary is preferable over starting and selling multiple industry leading recruiting services, and being your own boss?

They should have just became RNs

[MuellerHorn 4195]

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

They should have just became RNs

Hey, all that travel pay over the past few years is what is getting the new practice facility funded.

[Eggo 3974]

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

The above salary is preferable over starting and selling multiple industry leading recruiting services, and being your own boss?

Shit even Looch makes 6figs

[TexEx15 17467]

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

Shit even Looch makes 6figs

You misspelled Hamm

[Longhornlove 4779]

2 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Ketch said it looks like it’s a simple BKA, so a precautionary couple of weeks non-contact walk throughs and his new prosthetic should be good to go. Admantium is stronger than bone, after all.

For the love of god people, stop reading anything from that fat fuck or his website. JFC, when are we going to learn?

[longhorn10 31]

Where the fuck is @THUJONE

[Longhornlove 4779]

59 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Bobby has made much more money than some low to medium level scout in the NFL. So that's kind of stupid. 

 

Rivals 247 sold for 100 MILLION dollars. Bobby Burton was one of the co-founders.

[Slacks 6791]

6 hours ago, Eggo said:

Whoof this is some revisionist history... David Ash is up there with Sam for you? Based on what? Pass completion? Passer rating? 

Both players had their best years as sophomores.

David Ash went 19TD/8INT with 2 rushing TDs. 

Sam Ehlinger went 25TD/5INT with *checks notes* 16 rushing TDs. 

That was a bad take and you should feel bad. 

If you told me to pick a QB out of the last 10 years, I'm taking Ash and Ehlinger... This isn't rocket surgery.  Ash played with a team of... I don't even remember... If we hadn't decided to bash his fucking head in he'd probably have been better, and the same applies to Ehlinger and his shoulder.

But the point doesn't change, even if you exclude Ash... We haven't had QB play for shit.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

35 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Standish with additional scrimmage notes (good news on Banks):

Speaking of true freshman offensive linemen one of the main takeaways from yesterday's scrimmage was Neto Umeozulu's extended run of snaps with the first team at both right and left guard.

  Hide contents

Yesterday Texas held their second scrimmage of fall camp and after a run of horrible injury luck during scrimmage No. 1 understandably decided to be more cautious and look to protect key players two weeks away from kickoff. One player that we confirmed an injury for yesterday was true freshman offensive tackle Kelvin Banks after the fall camp standout limped off the field with a lower body injury. I was told this morning by a source that Banks' injury wasn't as bad as initially thought and they heard the diagnosis was a mild ankle sprain and that he could have played through the pain in an important game. The source's expectations are for Banks to return to action in the near future and slot back to his spot at left tackle with the ones.

Speaking of true freshman offensive linemen one of the main takeaways from yesterday's scrimmage was Neto Umeozulu's extended run of snaps with the first team at both right and left guard. On a Quinn Ewers step up in the pocket touchdown to former Montana Grizzly slot receiver Gabe Sulser, the offensive line gave Ewers a perfect pocket with the best protection pickup being Christian Jones perfectly handing off a twist stunt to Umeozulu and Jake Majors while Hayden Conner and Andrej Karic handled their 1v1 matchups. Umeozulu's background playing offensive tackle served him well on a couple of reps where he pulled as a guard to sell the run fake and ended up isolated in space with defenders on the edge.

The inevitable balance for praise regarding the offensive line in the passing game comes with what sources still believe is a weak group at EDGE. There is genuine confidence this will be a better and more effective group than last year with DeMarvion Overshown's Versatility and an overall deeper room. One standout that I've been hearing more and more about over the last week or so is former Austin Westlake star Ethan Burke. I've mentioned on a few podcasts that while most believed Burke was on a longer developmental timeline I believed that the 6-foot-7 230-pounder with an elite multi-sport background would contribute in some fashion this season and ranked him in the top five of 2022 signees before he even stepped on campus. Burke is exceeding even my lofty expectations and is bringing a much-needed spark as a pass rusher running with the twos primarily, in addition to occasional reps with the ones.

A scheme related talking point I've mentioned all offseason has been the likelihood of Texas using a ton of 12 personnel (1 RB 2 TE) and disguised 11 personnel from pistol and the gun to manufacture one on one matchups with play action in the passing game while attempting to create a numbers advantage in the run game by forcing teams to play more than just single high safety. That was evident during yesterday's scrimmage with one of the best plays on the day being a 12 personnel pistol play action 30 yard dime from Quinn Ewers to Casey Cain. Due to pressure following both tight ends (Billingsley and Helm) on the play losing their one-on-one matchups, Ewers released the ball almost a full second before Cain broke towards the sideline and made an impressive grab and touched both feet down for a completion. Ewers also fit a ball in the red zone through a tight window on another play action pistol concept to Gunnar Helm on a seam just a half second before the safety could arrive to make a play on the ball.

 

Haven't seen anyone else mention that Neto is getting run with the 1's - all the talk has been about Banks, Campbell, Hutson, and Williams.

[Slacks 6791]

5 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Is sNacks now sLacks? Is this another closetoHumping sock or did I miss something?

You missed something

[Eggo 3974]

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

You misspelled Hamm

It had never occurred to me that these were two different people. 

[LTtxfan 48966]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Haven't seen anyone else mention that Neto is getting run with the 1's - all the talk has been about Banks, Campbell, Hutson, and Williams.

Coburn had some nice words about Neto in Coburn's media session -- but he was still unsure how to pronounce "Neto".  😋

[CastHorn 793]

I would stick some of these DBs on the kickoff/punt team. They seem to take it to the house every time. 

[stork642 4498]

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah because people who are among the "best in their industry" usually forgo the high paying gigs to roam the streets cavorting with conmen. 

Some dumb mother fuckers around here. 

You sound like a nurse.  We can’t all be millionaires. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Ketch said it looks like it’s a simple BKA, so a precautionary couple of weeks non-contact walk throughs and his new prosthetic should be good to go. Admantium is stronger than bone, after all.

For the love of god people, stop reading anything from that fat fuck or his website. JFC, when are we going to learn?

Reread what I wrote and look up BKA. I copied it above to make it easier.

[Schulz2.0 28768]

37 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

The above salary is preferable over starting and selling multiple industry leading recruiting services, and being your own boss?

My old neighbor was a scout for the Broncos for several years. He was working 14 hours 7 days a week. He finally got out because he wanted to see his wife and kids.

[IDIOTsavant 8440]

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My old neighbor was a scout for the Broncos for several years. He was working 14 hours 7 days a week. He finally got out because he wanted to see his wife and kids.

How long before he went back?

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

29 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Haven't seen anyone else mention that Neto is getting run with the 1's - all the talk has been about Banks, Campbell, Hutson, and Williams.

Yep.  We may be looking at having one of the top OL's in college football in 2023 and 2024.  And it'll get better as the season goes.  No to mention going into next year these guys will have winter workouts and spring ball.