2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'

[B00M 6280]

35 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Rivals 247 sold for 100 MILLION dollars. Bobby Burton was one of the co-founders.

Pfff if that loser was worth his salt he'd be a scout working 100 hours a week pulling in high five figs

Edited August 21, 2022 by B00M

[Mo Horn 8807]

Like we needed more proof that Herman sucked ass. We're going to have a young and exciting team, but there will be some growing pains. Obviously Sark is willing to do what needs to be done to change the culture the right way, but he might need more time than any of us want to wait. I will try to remind myself of this when we inevitably struggle and I'm pissed. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1790]

It amazes me how both Herman and Strong never really tried to get a dominant OL.  

[Deej 76560]

4 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

It amazes me how both Herman and Strong never really tried to get a dominant OL.  

Really? One was stupid. One thought he was smart. Both were lazy. 

[thunderlounge 7757]

42 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My old neighbor was a scout for the Broncos for several years. He was working 14 hours 7 days a week. He finally got out because he wanted to see his wife and kids.

So they’re hiring?

[Fud 9545]

Collins is back? I missed that 

[WinningIsHard 4017]

21 minutes ago, Deej said:

Really? One was stupid. One thought he was smart. Both were lazy. 

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10756]

34 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Like we needed more proof that Herman sucked ass. We're going to have a young and exciting team, but there will be some growing pains. Obviously Sark is willing to do what needs to be done to change the culture the right way, but he might need more time than any of us want to wait. I will try to remind myself of this when we inevitably struggle and I'm pissed. 

after the last 9 years of spring/camp $9.95 bullshit anyone who believes we will know anything before noon on 10 september is falling for the banana in the tailpipe, again

i'm never believing anything, drinking anything or buying in to anything, evar again, until we are undefeated at 6pm on fair park saturday

"can't not win 9" is fucking wishcasting with this program until it's not

never falling for it ever again

[Longhornlove 4779]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

after the last 9 years of spring/camp $9.95 bullshit anyone who believes we will know anything before noon on 10 september is falling for the banana in the tailpipe, again

i'm never believing anything, drinking anything or buying in to anything, evar again, until we are undefeated at 6pm on fair park saturday

"can't not win 9" is fucking wishcasting with this program until it's not

never falling for it ever again

Holy fuck that was hard to read. Drinking early or haven't stopped from yesterday? Fantastic run on, incoherent sentence.

[Michael Knight 12891]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

after the last 9 years of spring/camp $9.95 bullshit anyone who believes we will know anything before noon on 10 september is falling for the banana in the tailpipe, again

i'm never believing anything, drinking anything or buying in to anything, evar again, until we are undefeated at 6pm on fair park saturday

"can't not win 9" is fucking wishcasting with this program until it's not

never falling for it ever again

You must be a riot at parties. Fan isn't short for "logical and reasoned approach with tempered expectations*

[Wishbone 4734]

57 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My old neighbor was a scout for the Broncos for several years. He was working 14 hours 7 days a week. He finally got out because he wanted to see his wife and kids.

Aaaand based on the above salary quotes I’d add he wants to feed that family and put a decent roof over their heads.

[Fud 9545]

Updated preseason SP+

 

1) Bama

4) Oklahoma

19) Oklahoma State

22) Texas

30) Baylor

33) Kansas State

41) TCU

48) Iowa State

49) Texas Tech

52) UTSA

58) West Virginia

103) Kansas

126) UL Monroe

 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/insider/story/_/id/34431935/college-football-final-sp+-2022-preseason-projections

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

9.95 breakdown for the newbs

Bobby: supports Texas, wants Texas to succeed. Will not publish shit he thinks would hurt Texas to get clicks. Mack Brown apologist

Gerry: hustler and conniseur of adult entertainment. Has connections with every program in the state and when possess integrity

Ketch: piece of shit who only cares about his gravy and where he's gonna get his next gravy

Chip : career opportunist, will publish anything he thinks will make his name for him

Nahlin : he wishes he was Gerry and probably imagines he is, but he isn't

Roach: means well but he's just not good at it

Brian Davis: dinosaur in a dead industry

Kirk Bohls: fuck him

 

 

 

 

 

 

How Surly would deal with  Bohls, Davis, & FCB if given a chance.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12419]

Thread cleanse. I just want to point out how great Jamaal freakin' Charles was against Ohio State on this one play in 2005.

Watch closely. Vince drops back to pass but the protection breaks down. Vince is in trouble. Suddenly he sees Jamaal and tries to throw it to him but misses pretty badly on account of the Ohio State player draped all over him. A.J. Hawk intercepts. Jamaal dives at Hawk's feet and misses the tackle. At that exact moment it looked like Hawk would score. But Jamaal picks himself off the carpet in a split second and gives chase. He winds his way through traffic, HURDLES a guy, and takes Hawk down at the 17.  The intended target ended up making the tackle 23 yards down the field. The defense did its job and Ohio State had to settle for a field goal after that huge momentum swing. Jamaal was a freshman. It was his second game and it was at Ohio State. The shoe. At night.

You can't teach what Jamaal does here. It's all instinct and it happens so fast. I'll bet Jamaal didn't even have time to think about it while it was happening.


 

 

[hookemATL 11610]

More of those types of moments plz. 

[dittohead 92]

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

You missed something

Any updates on the kicking job?

[Schulz2.0 28768]

21 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Aaaand based on the above salary quotes I’d add he wants to feed that family and put a decent roof over their heads.

He had moved up to being relatively high up in their scouting organization. I'd guess he was easily making $120k if not much more.

[Hermanator 6939]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Bobby has made much more money than some low to medium level scout in the NFL. So that's kind of stupid. 

 

I was taking about Gerry. Bobby is one of the main conmen..

If Gerry was that good of a talent evaluator he'd be legitimate and respected on a top staff not scamming bored idiots out of their SS checks

Edited August 21, 2022 by Hermanator

[Austin 39]

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

If you told me to pick a QB out of the last 10 years, I'm taking Ash and Ehlinger... This isn't rocket surgery.  Ash played with a team of... I don't even remember... If we hadn't decided to bash his fucking head in he'd probably have been better, and the same applies to Ehlinger and his shoulder.

But the point doesn't change, even if you exclude Ash... We haven't had QB play for shit.

Rocket surgery?

[Longhornlove 4779]

7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I was taking about Gerry. Bobby is one of the main conmen..

If Gerry was that good of a talent evaluator he'd be legitimate and respected on a top staff not scamming bored idiots out of their SS checks

Pretty sure Gerry gets paid handsomely for his work at IT.

[Hank_Hill 18488]

2 hours ago, longhorn10 said:

Where the fuck is @THUJONE

 

[Guest]

23 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Cain may turn out to be good. He may turn out to be average. Only time will give us that answer. The truth is I would love to trot out Bama 2020’s skill guys, but that rarely happens. Texas has Bijan, Worthy, Jwhitt (please stay healthy),  and Sanders at TE. All of them are very athletic and a nightmare in a 1 on 1 situation (taking some liberty with Sanders). Cain doesn’t have to be a world beater. He isn’t going to garner much attention. Texas just needs him to be the guy that can find some open spaces and catch the ball. Sark will also find a package for Thompson to get his speed involved a few times a game (hopefully he develops enough to expand on that over the course of the year)

I don’t think you’re taking too much liberty with Sanders. It wouldn’t surprise me if we see a JMike starter kit this year. 

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

20 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Thread cleanse. I just want to point out how great Jamaal freakin' Charles was against Ohio State on this one play in 2005.

Watch closely. Vince drops back to pass but the protection breaks down. Vince is in trouble. Suddenly he sees Jamaal and tries to throw it to him but misses pretty badly on account of the Ohio State player draped all over him. A.J. Hawk intercepts. Jamaal dives at Hawk's feet and misses the tackle. At that exact moment it looked like Hawk would score. But Jamaal picks himself off the carpet in a split second and gives chase. He winds his way through traffic, HURDLES a guy, and takes Hawk down at the 17.  The intended target ended up making the tackle 23 yards down the field. The defense did its job and Ohio State had to settle for a field goal after that huge momentum swing. Jamaal was a freshman. It was his second game and it was at Ohio State. The shoe. At night.

You can't teach what Jamaal does here. It's all instinct and it happens so fast. I'll bet Jamaal didn't even have time to think about it while it was happening.


 

 

I love how Jamaal stands over him for a bit after delivering a lick. Thanks for sharing. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

27 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How Surly would deal with  Bohls, Davis, & FCB if given a chance.  

At least FCB.

[LTtxfan 48966]

54 minutes ago, Fud said:

Collins is back? I missed that 

Per IT...

— Alfred Collins was back today and playing. Clearly he’s not out as long as we thought. That’s big news.

See below post 

 

[lazygringo 369]

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

9.95 breakdown for the newbs

Bobby: supports Texas, wants Texas to succeed. Will not publish shit he thinks would hurt Texas to get clicks. Mack Brown apologist

Gerry: hustler and conniseur of adult entertainment. Has connections with every program in the state and when possess integrity

Ketch: piece of shit who only cares about his gravy and where he's gonna get his next gravy

Chip : career opportunist, will publish anything he thinks will make his name for him

Nahlin : he wishes he was Gerry and probably imagines he is, but he isn't

Roach: means well but he's just not good at it

Brian Davis: dinosaur in a dead industry

Kirk Bohls: fuck him

I feel like Ketch, Anwar, Chip, Kirk, and Brian Davis all fall into the same category; highly selfish dudes who will throw the program under the bus at the drop of a hat in order to get attention.

I actually like Gerry. His takes are good. IDGAF if he faps.

[WinningIsHard 4017]

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

There’s been so much shit not on my bingo card this offseason it’s fucking bonkers. Put that tweet near the top, my mind is bottled. Lol 

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

That’s an absolutely terrible take and he should be in hiding after putting that out into the world. 

[Vertigo 20266]

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

Has anyone checked for evidence of ransomware?

 

 

[SizzleChest 8275]

 

Edited August 21, 2022 by SizzleChest

[joeycovers 380]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s an absolutely terrible take and he should be in hiding after putting that out into the world. 

Thujone is Charles Thompson 🤯 

[closetohumping 17400]

6 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

I feel like Ketch, Anwar, Chip, Kirk, and Brian Davis all fall into the same category; highly selfish dudes who will throw the program under the bus at the drop of a hat in order to get attention.

I actually like Gerry. His takes are good. IDGAF if he faps.

Your first three names couldn’t give a shit about Texas.  Literally just making money.  The rest at least want Texas to do well

[longhorn10 31]

No one cares what @THUJONE thinks about CT. We want MS Paint recap of off season / camp. 

Edited August 21, 2022 by longhorn10

[thunderlounge 7757]

32 minutes ago, Austin said:

Rocket surgery?

If you can’t keep up, take notes. 

[Dbeasy 14966]

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah because people who are among the "best in their industry" usually forgo the high paying gigs to roam the streets cavorting with conmen. 

Some dumb mother fuckers around here. 

You’ve just outed yourself as the dumbest MF’r on this site you rube. Do you not even realize he basically created the industry, was a successful serial entrepreneur, and is a multi-millionaire many times over? 

Meanwhile I expect you at any moment to post your pay stub to prove your manhood. Idiot. 

[Azbadlands 109]

36 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I love how Jamaal stands over him for a bit after delivering a lick. Thanks for sharing. 

I wish we had 2 linebackers like AJ Hawk and Bobby Carpenter...Those bastards were relentless, but VY was Superman that year and their was no Kryptonite...That was one heck of a defense Ohio State had that year...

Edited August 21, 2022 by Azbadlands

[LTtxfan 48966]

18 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

 

 

@THUJONE

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

24 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

I feel like Ketch, Anwar, Chip, Kirk, and Brian Davis all fall into the same category; highly selfish dudes who will throw the program under the bus at the drop of a hat in order to get attention.

I actually like Gerry. His takes are good. IDGAF if he faps.

I mean the fact these guys think they can post a story a derail the program or make it better is fucking hilarious. Winning on the field helps us go in the right direction not dorky insiders. I hope sark drops his balls on their face. Fuck them.

[lazygringo 369]

According to Hudson Standish, sources are worried that EDGE is our biggest weak spot:

I hadn't realized how unproven/young we are there. We got:

Ovie Oghoufo

Prince Dorbah

D.J. Harris Jr.

Barryn Sorrell

J'Mond Tapp

Justice Finkley

Ethan Burke

A lot of people were high on Finkley but I haven't heard much about him lately. More-so Burke.

People seem to think it's largely Ovie's job to lose, but aren't exactly raving about him. I suspect we'll see mostly Ovie, Sorrell, and Dorbah w/ a little Finley and Burke thrown in until someone lays claim to the spot. But yeah it feels like a pretty big unknown.

[Bigbend1812 12886]

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How Surly would deal with  Bohls, Davis, & FCB if given a chance.  

 

 

40 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

At least FCB.

Team work!

 

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

3 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

According to Hudson Standish, sources are worried that EDGE is our biggest weak spot:

I hadn't realized how unproven/young we are there. We got:

Ovie Oghoufo

Prince Dorbah

D.J. Harris Jr.

Barryn Sorrell

J'Mond Tapp

Justice Finkley

Ethan Burke

A lot of people were high on Finkley but I haven't heard much about him lately. More-so Burke.

People seem to think it's largely Ovie's job to lose, but aren't exactly raving about him. I suspect we'll see mostly Ovie, Sorrell, and Dorbah w/ a little Finley and Burke thrown in until someone lays claim to the spot. But yeah it feels like a pretty big unknown.

You could make an argument we could be better than average if things break our way at every position group on the team but edge. That’s a lost cause brother. 

[Jamaal.25 587]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Thread cleanse. I just want to point out how great Jamaal freakin' Charles was against Ohio State on this one play in 2005.

Watch closely. Vince drops back to pass but the protection breaks down. Vince is in trouble. Suddenly he sees Jamaal and tries to throw it to him but misses pretty badly on account of the Ohio State player draped all over him. A.J. Hawk intercepts. Jamaal dives at Hawk's feet and misses the tackle. At that exact moment it looked like Hawk would score. But Jamaal picks himself off the carpet in a split second and gives chase. He winds his way through traffic, HURDLES a guy, and takes Hawk down at the 17.  The intended target ended up making the tackle 23 yards down the field. The defense did its job and Ohio State had to settle for a field goal after that huge momentum swing. Jamaal was a freshman. It was his second game and it was at Ohio State. The shoe. At night.

You can't teach what Jamaal does here. It's all instinct and it happens so fast. I'll bet Jamaal didn't even have time to think about it while it was happening.


 

 

Thank you!

[Hank_Hill 18488]

11 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

According to Hudson Standish, sources are worried that EDGE is our biggest weak spot:

I hadn't realized how unproven/young we are there. We got:

Ovie Oghoufo

Prince Dorbah

D.J. Harris Jr.

Barryn Sorrell

J'Mond Tapp

Justice Finkley

Ethan Burke

A lot of people were high on Finkley but I haven't heard much about him lately. More-so Burke.

People seem to think it's largely Ovie's job to lose, but aren't exactly raving about him. I suspect we'll see mostly Ovie, Sorrell, and Dorbah w/ a little Finley and Burke thrown in until someone lays claim to the spot. But yeah it feels like a pretty big unknown.

Lol no shit. Sources say it’s fucking hot in Austin.

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

Upside for every room:

QB- top 10

RB- 1

WR- top 10 (was top 5 with Neyor healthy as an upside)  

TE- top 10

OL- top 50 week 1, Top 20 by week 12

DT- top 20

LB- Top 30

Secondary- top 25. 
 

I can’t see, even if the season goes really well- our edge/OLB being a top 50 group- they are bereft of talent and experience. Missing on Mathis sucked. 

[Longhornlove 4779]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol no shit. Sources say it’s fucking hot in Austin.

Water is wet

[closetojumping 62231]

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Upside for every room:

QB- top 10

RB- 1

WR- top 10 (was top 5 with Neyor healthy as an upside)  

TE- top 10

OL- top 50 week 1, Top 20 by week 12

DT- top 20

LB- Top 30

Secondary- top 25. 
 

I can’t see, even if the season goes really well- our edge/OLB being a top 50 group- they are bereft of talent and experience. Missing on Mathis sucked. 

Hahahahahahhaha on those defensive rankings. Put the hard stuff away, sir. 

[South Austin 52142]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Thread cleanse. I just want to point out how great Jamaal freakin' Charles was against Ohio State on this one play in 2005.

Watch closely. Vince drops back to pass but the protection breaks down. Vince is in trouble. Suddenly he sees Jamaal and tries to throw it to him but misses pretty badly on account of the Ohio State player draped all over him. A.J. Hawk intercepts. Jamaal dives at Hawk's feet and misses the tackle. At that exact moment it looked like Hawk would score. But Jamaal picks himself off the carpet in a split second and gives chase. He winds his way through traffic, HURDLES a guy, and takes Hawk down at the 17.  The intended target ended up making the tackle 23 yards down the field. The defense did its job and Ohio State had to settle for a field goal after that huge momentum swing. Jamaal was a freshman. It was his second game and it was at Ohio State. The shoe. At night.

You can't teach what Jamaal does here. It's all instinct and it happens so fast. I'll bet Jamaal didn't even have time to think about it while it was happening.


 

 

It’s never a bad time to bring up this play, and it’s one of my favorites in Longhorn history. Massive rep to you, sir.

[Hookem2147 20931]

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Upside for every room:

QB- top 10

RB- 1

WR- top 10 (was top 5 with Neyor healthy as an upside)  

TE- top 10

OL- top 50 week 1, Top 20 by week 12

DT- top 20

LB- Top 30

Secondary- top 25. 
 

I can’t see, even if the season goes really well- our edge/OLB being a top 50 group- they are bereft of talent and experience. Missing on Mathis sucked. 

Our QB has never attempted a pass, our top 2 TE’s have never caught a pass, 3/5ths of our OL have less than 120 career snaps and 3/5ths of our starting secondary is in their first year starting.

Ranking any of those units right now is pointless.

[Hank_Hill 18488]

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Upside for every room:

QB- top 10

RB- 1

WR- top 10 (was top 5 with Neyor healthy as an upside)  

TE- top 10

OL- top 50 week 1, Top 20 by week 12

DT- top 20

LB- Top 30

Secondary- top 25. 
 

I can’t see, even if the season goes really well- our edge/OLB being a top 50 group- they are bereft of talent and experience. Missing on Mathis sucked. 

This is worse than ranking aggum top 10

[South Austin 52142]

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Our QB has never attempted a pass, our top 2 TE’s have never caught a pass, 3/5ths of our OL have less than 120 career snaps and 3/5ths of our starting secondary is in their first year starting.

Ranking any of those units right now is pointless.

We are strong. No one can tell us we’re wrong.