2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'

[perfectchaos007 6596]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Arkansas moose out front should have told him. 

good practices can fool coaches in believing a QB has turned a corner. Obviously it’s possible to be the case, but rare

[closetojumping 62141]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

good practices can fool coaches in believing a QB has turned a corner. Obviously it’s possible to be the case, but rare

Sarkisian is not trotting Hudson Card out there to start against La Monroe, man. Get a grip.

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Take your time, Luke. There’s no need to rush these things. 

He never does. Good kid, though…

[texifornia 56479]

30 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

This upcoming season is starting to feel very 7-5ish

 

Quinn can’t get separation from Card and fucking Coburn is our best pass rusher? Fuck me with a spoon

Well the DL is a tire fire, but if you can't see through standard "oh yeah it's totally a tight QB competition" smokescreens that's on you.

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- The group that was working as the third offensive line through the first two practices open to the media is now basically the second offensive line, with a couple of changes, and with certain players seeming to move interchangeably between the second and third groups.

Nobody tell Wulaw

[MoJames 8241]

35 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I can’t imagine how bad Brock is when he is not 100%. 

Which one?

[Red Five 40627]

32 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Quinn can’t get separation from Card

Full pads aren't even on yet. 

[Hookem2147 20926]

Just marked "Why are these coaches reading into what a player does in practice?!?!? We all know he sucks!! Why has this happened 4 straight coaching staffs where these football coaches make decisions off football practice??" off my offseason bingo card

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

39 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I can’t imagine how bad Brock is when he is not 100%. 

You don’t have to. Did you see the last couple games of last season?

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

34 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

This upcoming season is starting to feel very 7-5ish

 

Quinn can’t get separation from Card and fucking Coburn is our best pass rusher? Fuck me with a spoon

It’s not even about camp reports for me.  It’s about more than a decade of mediocrity at best, and every preseason with the same unfounded optimism.  If ‘The Who’ wrote the story it would be entitled “I won’t get fooled again, again, again……..again, again, again….. again………again”. Show me on the field in October/November.  Til’ then you’re the program that lost to Kansas at home after the abysmal KU football program had lost 56 straight road games in conference.  Earn it

[CowtownHorn 5126]

48 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I can’t imagine how bad Brock is when he is not 100%. 

[someguy 1476]

just for perspective (and I am being intentionally vague here), one of the OB practice reports from an earlier practice hyped up the performance of a player who barely practiced that day.  I know everyone knows this, but to restate the obvious - there is a ton of hearsay, agenda pushing, and straight up conjecture dressed up in factual sounding language in these reports.  They are fun to read and definitely scratch an itch, but not worth getting worked up over.

[Newy25 7638]

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well the DL is a tire fire, but if you can't see through standard "oh yeah it's totally a tight QB competition" smokescreens that's on you.

Nobody tell Wulaw

I was told we shouldn’t count out Merrill vs Banks just because of high school rankings. 

[ClubWhatever 12086]

8 minutes ago, someguy said:

just for perspective (and I am being intentionally vague here), one of the OB practice reports from an earlier practice hyped up the performance of a player who barely practiced that day.  I know everyone knows this, but to restate the obvious - there is a ton of hearsay, agenda pushing, and straight up conjecture dressed up in factual sounding language in these reports.  They are fun to read and definitely scratch an itch, but not worth getting worked up over.

You lost me at OB

[1leggedduck 443]

59 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Arkansas moose out front should have told him. 

I suspect a plate of pork chops is enough to make Card shit his pants. Please, no pant shitting quarterbacks.

Edited August 8, 2022 by 1leggedduck
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[Bruh Man 3160]

Heh...sounds like Collins is still a child. Where are the dline BAMFs like Crowder, Orakpo, Robison. They seem to not exist in this program anymore. 

[Austin 39]

26 minutes ago, someguy said:

just for perspective (and I am being intentionally vague here), one of the OB practice reports from an earlier practice hyped up the performance of a player who barely practiced that day.  I know everyone knows this, but to restate the obvious - there is a ton of hearsay, agenda pushing, and straight up conjecture dressed up in factual sounding language in these reports.  They are fun to read and definitely scratch an itch, but not worth getting worked up over.

What?  I'm supposed to believe someguy from the internet?

[Hornbeliever 707]

If you believe practice reports and FCB, then I bet you go broke every time you hit the strip club because you really believe, for those few Def Leppard songs, that Cinnamon thinks your acne and man tits are sooo cute.

[Vito Andolini 9098]

10 minutes ago, Austin said:

What?  I'm supposed to believe someguy from the internet?

You won’t like the Recruiting thread, because there’s a dude over there who thinks he’s Thatguy.

[Codaxx 5591]

14 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Heh...sounds like Collins is still a child. Where are the dline BAMFs like Crowder, Orakpo, Robison. They seem to not exist in this program anymore. 

This.. Texas wins 9 games if someone on the DL is capable of  flashing more than 3-4 times a game without the need of an oxygen mask. 

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Full pads aren't even on yet. 

Does it matter? Half of Surly could look capable against the non-existent pressure Texas’ D brings and WRs with good hands. 

[SHOOTER12 8787]

56 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

If you believe practice reports and FCB, then I bet you go broke every time you hit the strip club because you really believe, for those few Def Leppard songs, that Cinnamon thinks your acne and man tits are sooo cute.

Wholly crap, I'm rolling. 

[Deej 76524]

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I can’t imagine how bad Brock is when he is not 100%. 

 

[Deej 76524]

1 hour ago, Hornbeliever said:

If you believe practice reports and FCB, then I bet you go broke every time you hit the strip club because you really believe, for those few Def Leppard songs, that Cinnamon thinks your acne and man tits are sooo cute.

 

[sdm 844]

3 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Fork me with a spoon

fify

[Eggo 3974]

3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

I guess, I am clearly lost. I have no idea how that is obvious besides it being so obscure it could be about any football team on the planet. Maybe that is the joke. Not all that funny if it is. Doesn't fit my sense of humor I guess.

You poor thing

[Hermanator 6928]

2 hours ago, someguy said:

just for perspective (and I am being intentionally vague here), one of the OB practice reports from an earlier practice hyped up the performance of a player who barely practiced that day.  I know everyone knows this, but to restate the obvious - there is a ton of hearsay, agenda pushing, and straight up conjecture dressed up in factual sounding language in these reports.  They are fun to read and definitely scratch an itch, but not worth getting worked up over.

We're in that time of year where everyone wants to know if the team will be a lot better but there's no way to know anything at all for at least another month. So everyone has football blue balls and these charlatan fucks putting out football fake news are capitalizing on it.

So I say if people want to get worked up over trash "news" then let them. Some people need to believe in something to get through the day.

Either way it won't make a shit come September. 

Edited August 9, 2022 by Hermanator

[TotallyLegit 3050]

4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

There isn't much true live tackling and taking guys to the ground, but they are gearing up towards that.

This is a good strategy to maintain continuity with last year

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Well the DL is a tire fire, but if you can't see through standard "oh yeah it's totally a tight QB competition" smokescreens that's on you.

Nobody tell Wulaw

Oh I absolutely knew that would happen. I just think the charade is stupid. I’m not interested in ever imagining a world, even for a week, where Max Merrill is penciled in on the depth chart in front of 5 star studs, or where Neyor spends the first week of spring camp behind walk on WR. I understand what’s going on in their football tradition, I just think it’s pointless and stupid to do it this way. 

[Had Enough 2056]

Oh I absolutely knew that would happen. I just think the charade is stupid. I’m not interested in ever imagining a world, even for a week, where Max Merrill is penciled in on the depth chart in front of 5 star studs, or where Neyor spends the first week of spring camp behind walk on WR. I understand what’s going on in their football tradition, I just think it’s pointless and stupid to do it this way. 

Long way to go before Neyor is better than Jordy Nelson. Hell he’s got a ways to go to catch Jeremy Jones in Austin.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

58 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh I absolutely knew that would happen. I just think the charade is stupid. I’m not interested in ever imagining a world, even for a week, where Max Merrill is penciled in on the depth chart in front of 5 star studs, or where Neyor spends the first week of spring camp behind walk on WR. I understand what’s going on in their football tradition, I just think it’s pointless and stupid to do it this way. 

People apprentice, and have to show capability in all walks of  professional life.  Not every lawyer that just finishes law school, goes straight to appellate court. Not every doctor immediately performs open heart surgery.  Not plumber that gets his license tackles a commercial high rise.  Mortgage brokers, on the other hand, seem to dive right in, though.......

Edited August 9, 2022 by Daichee Bell

[Codaxx 5591]

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh I absolutely knew that would happen. I just think the charade is stupid. I’m not interested in ever imagining a world, even for a week, where Max Merrill is penciled in on the depth chart in front of 5 star studs, or where Neyor spends the first week of spring camp behind walk on WR. I understand what’s going on in their football tradition, I just think it’s pointless and stupid to do it this way. 

The fact that it changed in a couple practices with shorts and helmets should make you happy. It was a nice side show and soon as pads were coming on it was changed. 

[LTtxfan 48952]

2 hours ago, Austin said:

What?  I'm supposed to believe someguy from the internet?

 

Surly's @someguy is solid !!!

[jinx 2635]

6 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

Full Breakdown? Did we give the defense an official name and I missed it?

[JFKFC 4878]

I'm so high.

[lazygringo 369]

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Milton continues to be someone mentioned as exceeding expectations this fall working with the twos behind Jordan Whittington.

I don't know why anyone would be surprised by his performance. Milton had 722 yards on 35 receptions (a 20.6 yard average) in 2019. He's been a performer at the FBS level. Stupid OB.

[LTtxfan 48952]

8 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I'm so high.

 

 

[BERT 4350]

6 hours ago, Newy25 said:

This is either a reminder that you cannot trust coach speak or that players do not develop on a linear curve because Broughton looked absolutely awful at the end of last year. 

You mean players can get better year after year? Holy shit what a concept 

[UncleSonny 6524]

6 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

I don't know why anyone would be surprised by his performance. Milton had 722 yards on 35 receptions (a 20.6 yard average) in 2019. He's been a performer at the FBS level. Stupid OB.

Not defending OB, because they are very stupid, but I don’t think anyone really knew if he was going to be the same level of athlete after all of the injuries he’s had. 

[Hermanator 6928]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh I absolutely knew that would happen. I just think the charade is stupid. I’m not interested in ever imagining a world, even for a week, where Max Merrill is penciled in on the depth chart in front of 5 star studs, or where Neyor spends the first week of spring camp behind walk on WR. I understand what’s going on in their football tradition, I just think it’s pointless and stupid to do it this way. 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

26 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It was a direct response to someone who was talking to me. That’s all. I’m done. 

[ztejas 43262]

46 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I'm so high.

Explains a lot of your posts. 

[Newy25 7638]

40 minutes ago, BERT said:

You mean players can get better year after year? Holy shit what a concept 

I’m leaning towards Broughton didn’t suddenly go from JAG in the spring to amazing five practices into August. But I would love to be wrong. 

[Michael Knight 12878]

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It was a direct response to someone who was talking to me. That’s all. I’m done. 

Take it to dms loser

[Ghost of Shag 2577]

4 hours ago, Hornbeliever said:

If you believe practice reports and FCB, then I bet you go broke every time you hit the strip club because you really believe, for those few Def Leppard songs, that Cinnamon thinks your acne and man tits are sooo cute.

You leave my fucking acne out of this.

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

Goddamn yall olds are fucking hilarious. 

[Slacks 6791]

6 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I agree that a running QB is not absolutely needful, but he should be able to run often enough so the D can't sell out and ignore the QB keep completely.

I've seen Tom Brady run for big yards. Defense totally ignoring the QB is sometimes part of the plan.

6 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

This upcoming season is starting to feel very 7-5ish

 

Quinn can’t get separation from Card and fucking Coburn is our best pass rusher? Fuck me with a spoon

No pads. Chill.

[Slacks 6791]

4 hours ago, Hornbeliever said:

If you believe practice reports and FCB, then I bet you go broke every time you hit the strip club because you really believe, for those few Def Leppard songs, that Cinnamon thinks your acne and man tits are sooo cute.

All I care about is whether Sinnamen is going down or not... 

Players play.

[4th and 5 4914]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

You leave my fucking acne out of this.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

2 hours ago, lazygringo said:

I don't know why anyone would be surprised by his performance. Milton had 722 yards on 35 receptions (a 20.6 yard average) in 2019. He's been a performer at the FBS level. Stupid OB.

Is he a one and done or does he have multiple years of eligibility left?

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn yall olds are fucking hilarious. 

Want to compare paystubs?

[Codaxx 5591]

10 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I’m leaning towards Broughton didn’t suddenly go from JAG in the spring to amazing five practices into August. But I would love to be wrong. 

He looked better in the Spring Game. The truth is likely somewhere in between Spring game and reports, but he is a player that can help. Came in raw, but he has the athleticism. At this point a just want the light to come on for 1 of the DL.