2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'

[Askew 362]

Quinn must’ve been barking calls today. 

[fatheryeet 1532]

Hudson is going to put away that mulleted bum this week with elite footwork. 

don't forget the barking

[Vertigo 20274]

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Any more injury news on Alfred Collins and how he was injured ??

I heard Torey Becton had Alfred doing donkey kicks to knock butterflies out of the air in warmups when a groin popped. Fortunately, it wasn’t a complete tear off the bone like others have had during the same exercise. 

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

11 hours ago, Dignan said:

[Bevo&Pevo 5078]

So, what I've gathered out of the last 5 pages is that we are about furked up as a soup sammich.

[SamMan 1349]

16 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I know we have lower standards at Stanford, but A. Luck was a generational fucking player.  Especially since Stanford only matters about once every four generations.

 

Two of the very best to play the position ain’t bad. That hit reminds me of the one JC put on AJ Hawk in the ‘shoe.

[UncleSonny 6564]

9 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

So, what I've gathered out of the last 5 pages is that we are about furked up as a soup sammich.

Wrong, as of about an hour ago we are good again:

57 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

[ClubWhatever 12102]

51 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

IT also said Hutson injury isn’t serious at all 

Let me guess.  He walked off the field. 

[Nicole44 22030]

59 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Hudson is going to put away that mulleted bum this week with elite footwork. 

 

[perfectchaos007 6601]

7 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Wrong, as of about an hour ago we are good again:

 

And lets keep it that way! Grandmas cookie practices for the rest of the preseason just to be safe.

[Deej 76600]

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

[Bigbend1812 12897]

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

[Nicole44 22030]

38 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

So, what I've gathered out of the last 5 pages is that we are about furked up as a soup sammich.

 

[Bigbend1812 12897]

We are fine. 

 

 

8 wins

[jinx 2635]

6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

If you have made a mistake at any point in your career in an actual game, the book is written on you and you can not improve or overcome that mistake. College football players can not get better. A mistake in a scrimmage means you are the same ol player as the previous year.

I’ve seen this exact sentiment written a different way about 10 times in the last two days. Normally I would agree that mistakes are learning opportunities. But after watching the last 12 years of Texas football, I am starting to think the above is a true statement. 

[Deej 76600]

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

That's more asswork than footwork. Not that I'm complaining. 

[lazygringo 369]

Seriously. The Doomerism inherent in our fan base is the same Doomerism inherent in our team. It’s why we’ve been sucking. No mental fortitude. The second something goes wrong, we just curl up in a ball and cry.

Maybe instead of doing that, we should think “who gives a fuck, win anyway”.

[Deej 76600]

Mack Brown's gaping vagina infected us.

[Blackcat00 759]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Mack Brown's gaping vagina infected us.

Fuck Mack

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

17 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

We are fine. 

 

 

8 wins

we just need a porkins to sacrifice himself

[Domedriver 655]

I still wanna WIN!  My 7th grade Corch would still run me till I puked if I demanded less.  Now I just drink Burnt Orange Koolaid made with Heradura Reposado!  I am willing to puke, but I am not willing to lose.🤘🤘🤘

Edited August 16, 2022 by Domedriver

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

14 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Seriously. The Doomerism inherent in our fan base is the same Doomerism inherent in our team. It’s why we’ve been sucking. No mental fortitude. The second something goes wrong, we just curl up in a ball and cry.

Maybe instead of doing that, we should think “who gives a fuck, win anyway”.

I don't think the team gives two shits about surly horns... especially with the money they're now making

[Cairn Horn88 8213]

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Sarkisian stretching out the QB competition another week is another data point that they want Ewers to win this thing.

[thunderlounge 7773]

15 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Maybe instead of doing that, we should think “who gives a fuck, win anyway”.

Username does not check out. 

[Irieguy 1059]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Seems like all of Quinns positive reports included throwing Neyor the deep ball. Wonder if him being out forced Quinn to not rely on the big bomb and be more thorough in his reads.

Ewing theory, bitches.

[Nicole44 22030]

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Mack Brown's gaping vagina infected us.

You are still in the anger phase of the UT football grief process. I’m rolling into acceptance. Everything is just fine man. Nothing to see here.

[turtlepond 176]

Preface- long-term memory has big wtf areas in it. 
 

so, when is the last time that Texas successfully schemed a 12 package?

also, if someone like Omeire pops, does that change over to 11?  

[Deej 76600]

You might want to lay off the ice cream and stick to Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers. 

Edited August 16, 2022 by Deej

[ClubWhatever 12102]

1 minute ago, turtlepond said:

also, if someone like Omeire pops

triggered

[Nicole44 22030]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

You might want to lay off the ice cream and stick to Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers. 

That was before the spring game this year. I’m into ice cream now…

[Deej 76600]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

That was before the spring game this year. I’m into ice cream now…

Vic Mackey:

[LTtxfan 49030]

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You are still in the anger phase of the UT football grief process. I’m rolling into acceptance. Everything is just fine man. Nothing to see here.

 

 

[perfectchaos007 6601]

Grocers finally started carrying Jeni's here, so I tried it last month for the first time and was underwhelmed. for 4x the price of bluebell I expected the icecream to at least be noticeably better than Bluebell or HEB Creamy Creations, but it wasn't!

[Cairn Horn88 8213]

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That was before the spring game this year. I’m into ice cream now…

[JBJ 3651]

9 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

so, when is the last time that Texas successfully schemed a 12 package?

David Thomas and Neale Tweedie come to mind.   I think we won a lot of games that year.

[jinx 2635]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Sarks Grandma put weed in her cookies?

[Nicole44 22030]

53 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

We are fine. 

 

 

8 wins

But that guy crashes and dies in Star Wars

[LTtxfan 49030]

 

[Vito Andolini 9115]

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

…and then… she opened her mouth and started talking. 
 

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

18 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Grocers finally started carrying Jeni's here, so I tried it last month for the first time and was underwhelmed. for 4x the price of bluebell I expected the icecream to at least be noticeably better than Bluebell or HEB Creamy Creations, but it wasn't!

did it have listeria? that's what you pay for when buying the Blue Bell (still delicious).

[Valmy77 13157]

51 minutes ago, lazygringo said:

Seriously. The Doomerism inherent in our fan base is the same Doomerism inherent in our team. It’s why we’ve been sucking. No mental fortitude. The second something goes wrong, we just curl up in a ball and cry.

Maybe instead of doing that, we should think “who gives a fuck, win anyway”.

I think we have been sucking because we haven't been playing football very well. Us having mental fortitude isn't going to make up for that.

[immamac 42606]

I cannot believe there isn't a starter named yet. 

[perfectchaos007 6601]

Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

did it have listeria? that's what you pay for when buying the Blue Bell (still delicious).

Jeni's had a listeria outbreak as well! But Jeni's comes from Ohio, and fuck Ohio

[ChickenNuggets 1611]

Just now, immamac said:

I cannot believe there isn't a starter named yet. 

Been hitting the ranch water hard tonight pondering that same thing. 

[lilMAC25 3779]

On 8/14/2022 at 7:55 PM, ChickenNuggets said:

"snakebit" comes in many forms. Did any of us think we were going to roll into this season sober?

I had hope, Larry.

[Valmy77 13157]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I cannot believe there isn't a starter named yet. 

I think we learned last year that Sark isn't in a hurry to name a starter.

[LTtxfan 49030]

 

[immamac 42606]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I think we learned last year that Sark isn't in a hurry to name a starter.

All we learned about sark last year is that he can't win fucking games and apparently can't evaluate talent enough to keep shitheads off the field. 

[Vito Andolini 9115]

[thunderlounge 7773]

24 minutes ago, jinx said:

Sarks Grandma put weed in her cookies?

Yours didn’t?