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Posted
2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ewers throws a much better ball and almost every drill is starting with Quinn and Worthy

"Card was never really given the opportunity to shine."

-IT

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Posted
Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

That was my freshman year

I drank beer with Adams/Pinkney until the early hours of the morning my freshman year.  At one point we asked them if they had a flight to catch, because they had a game to play the next day.  Their response was they won’t leave without us.

Narrator: they did leave without them.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

What about the barking? How's the barking? Are they barking well? Can yall hear the barking? Somebody has got to tell about the got damn barking!

And crisp footwork for Christ’s sake

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Yes, but how is his footwork?

Well, he didn't have four years in high school trying to dance around Lake Travis MILFs to improve his footwork like Card. 

Once those ladies get a box of Chardonnay in them, watch out. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

What about the barking? How's the barking? Are they barking well? Can yall hear the barking? Somebody has got to tell about the got damn barking!

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Posted
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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There’s no need to screenshot every single post that has the word Card in it from that site.

Speaking of which, any reason you started posting on IT under a different handle?

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Posted
Just now, Deej said:

Well, he didn't have four years in high school trying to dance around Lake Travis MILFs to improve his footwork like Card. 

Once those ladies get a box of Chardonnay in them, watch out. 

Southlake MILFs and LT MILFs ain’t all that different.

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

There’s no need to screenshot every single post that has the word Card in it from that site.

Speaking of which, any reason you started posting on IT under a different handle?

I’m only doing it to get humping riled up
 

Too many Giada post didn’t go over well lol

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Posted
1 hour ago, ONE YARD said:

Starting to get txts saying it’s card.  But they probably are just reading this fucking thread.   Ugh. 

They must spend a lot of time on porn sites.  

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Worthy looks better than last year, brennan thompson is the fastest guy on the field but has the drops. bijan is unstoppable. great energy from the team and everyone is super focused. QE puts more arc on the ball than Card. GP sighting.

 

also, they are putting the side panels on Godzillatron.

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Posted
Just now, Longhorn94 said:

Worthy looks better than last year, brennan thompson is the fastest guy on the field but has the drops. bijan is unstoppable. great energy from the team and everyone is super focused. QE puts more arc on the ball than Card. GP sighting.

 

also, they are putting the side panels on Godzillatron.

Any pics of that?

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14 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

What about the barking? How's the barking? Are they barking well? Can yall hear the barking? Somebody has got to tell about the got damn barking!

Barking all over the place. It's a carnival out there. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

hearing that the new LB is legit. savion looks great. cam is HUGE. and QE just threw 2 picks in a row.

Good. He's getting them out of his system. 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Yes, but how is his footwork?

Our sources say Ewers footwork looks like a sorority girl staggering home from a night on 6th street.

- Brian Davis

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Posted
32 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Well didn’t seem like Stone did well tonight

Will Stone, a left-footed kicker, missed wide left and off the right goal post from 45 yards on the right hash. 

Then missed wide left and wide right from the center of the field from 40 yards. He made the third attempt from 40.

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

hearing that the new LB is legit. savion looks great. cam is HUGE. and QE just threw 2 picks in a row.

Is it possible Ewers is color blind?

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Our sources say Ewers footwork looks like a sorority girl staggering home from a night on 6th street.

- Brian Davis

So he's just drunk. That's alright. We can work with drunks. He can sober up.  I read yaLlyodVirgilChristmas.thumb.jpg.9db361ae2150dfa5bc3eadc9b745566b.jpg

Posted
19 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

hearing that the new LB is legit. savion looks great. cam is HUGE. and QE just threw 2 picks in a row.

 

19 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Offense looked like dogshit in 7 on 7. A lot of drops by receivers 


glad to hear our defense will be unscored upon this season

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Deej said:

TexAgs:

"My source who infiltrated the super secret sip practice said there were fans doing all sorts of gay stuff in the stands, and homeless people were shitting all over the field."

Surly:

"No, that was Hudson Card."

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