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They're remaking Road House staring.....get this.....Jake Gyllenhaal.  

Just give Taylor her red scarf back, Jake.....

EXCLUSIVE: In what would mark his first acting job in a major studio movie, two-time UFC champion Conor McGregor is set to join Jake Gyllenhaal in Prime Video’s new reimagining of the classic ’80s action pic Road House. He joins a cast that already includes Billy MagnussenDaniela Melchior, Gbemisola Ikumelo, Lukas Gage, Hannah Love Lanier, Travis Van Winkle, B.K. Cannon, Arturo Castro, Dominique Columbus, Beau Knapp and Bob Menery.

https://deadline.com/2022/08/conor-mcgregor-jake-gyllenhaal-road-house-1235083836/

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12 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I hear they are changing the line from "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" to "I used to fuck guys like you while camping"

*glamping

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I’m not saying it’s gonna be good, but Jake Gyllenhal won’t be the problem. Did you see Southpaw? I have no issue believing he’ll get in shape enough to look like a UFC fighter/bouncer, and he’s a great actor. It didn’t need to be remade, but I’ll still watch it. 

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I’m not saying it’s gonna be good, but Jake Gyllenhal won’t be the problem. Did you see Southpaw? I have no issue believing he’ll get in shape enough to look like a UFC fighter/bouncer, and he’s a great actor. It didn’t need to be remade, but I’ll still watch it. 

He’s replacing a ballet dancer turned actor. He’s less of a WTF than Swayze would’ve been in the original if anyone had given a shit about it when it was cast.
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5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


if anyone had given a shit about it when it was cast.

I’m getting old but still glad I grew up enjoying movies before the internet told me I was a complete rube for doing so

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I cant wait to see a blind woman playing electronic music on her iPad behind some chicken wire. 

Casting choice for said blind woman...

Rock On Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

They gonna be fighting over their appletinis and tofu slider, facon infused bloody Mary’s?   Perhaps a few Grindr dates gone wrong? 

 

Probably something like the Vanderpump Cocktail Garden, but with more flowers.

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

As long as Melissa McCarthy doesn't play Wade Garrett.

She's taking over Kelly Kynch's role from the original. 

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7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

They gonna be fighting over their appletinis and tofu slider, facon infused bloody Mary’s?   Perhaps a few Grindr dates gone wrong? 

 

the new dalton is going to help the bar come up with a killer brunch crowd, but their supply of organic cage free eggs will be cut off !

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5 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Is this the thread where the olds get mad about a movie from their youth being remade?

In.

No, it's the thread where people who appreciate classic movies bitch about them being ruined by a young generation of moviemakers who can't come up with an original idea on their own

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No, it's the thread where people who appreciate classic movies bitch about them being ruined by a young generation of moviemakers who can't come up with an original idea on their own

Confirmation of original question noted.

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5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Sturgill Simpson could do it.  (The singer,not the cooler.)

Sturgill got 20x the exposure from Yellowstone that he’d get from this festering pile of soon to be shit.  

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