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My crystal ball doesn’t work on the stock market or in casinos, just for shitty reality shows.

On After the Final Rose, a tearful Hannah pleads to Tyler C, “ I’ve made dreadful mistakes, both Jed and Peter are douchebags! Please take me back!”

Tyler sneaks a peek at his DMs with Gigi Hadid and replies, “What? Oh, no thanks , I’m good.”

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She’s young and skinny, and will age and get even hotter.

Hotter than Hannah (see Ted’s post).

Tyler is a model, and hooking up with her exposes him to a whole ‘nother level of that business 

She already has $$$$.

Wait until you see Hannah’s mom.

Given the choice, I’m giving this woman my stamen.

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What are the rumors she was talking about?

I think she’d like to pick Jed but everything/everybody is making her doubt her decision.

I think Peter could be the next Bachelor if he wants it.

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the jed vibe makes me think it's misdirection and she'll end up picking him.

also i don't care and barely watched tonight.

i did catch this little tidbit:

hannah - so mom, what did you think about me and jed?

mom - um, he's got qualities.

she's not wrong.

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5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

the jed vibe makes me think it's misdirection and she'll end up picking him.

also i don't care and barely watched tonight.

i did catch this little tidbit:

hannah - so mom, what did you think about me and jed?

mom - um, he's got qualities.

she's not wrong.

Her reaction to her parents' very valid concerns about Jed said it all.  Jed is who she wants to pick and her parents liking Tyler better really complicates things for her.

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1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Did they ever address the Jed girlfriend rumors? Maybe that is next.
He also may have a case of two ton head.

 

That will all be tonight. Regular ending, aftermath of news of GF, filmed confrontation and then where she is now. 

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11 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Peter will be banging her this weekend


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And apparently his parents will be cheering them both on from outside the room.

(Their reaction to the whole "windmill" discussion last night was one of the weirdest moments I can remember on this show.)

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For those of you wondering about the outcome , do you really think a woman who is engaged would joke openly on network tv about getting plowed two times four times in a windmill? She’s back to square one. 

And I don’t how I accessed it, but there’s a Facebook page out there (maybe it’s from the company) that has the dog food commercial featuring Jed’s jingle. Should be animal abuse. I don’t know what you call his style, but I don’t think it’s country. Even posers like Luke Bryan have energy, Jed’s shit is what, wimp folk?

(Ok, jingle can be found here https://www.eonline.com/news/1060596/attention-bachelor-nation-you-can-listen-to-jed-wyatt-s-dog-food-jingle-here )

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I was just about to say the same thing as Vito.  Obviously she is single if she is joking about getting pounded four times on national tv.

 

I would have bet $100 that Tyler was going home last week.  The wife actually gasped when she sent Peter home. 

 

So she picks Jed and then all the shit comes out about his GF etc and they break up?  I avoided the spoilers but I do know that according to my co-worker there was real time "drama" about 6 weeks ago, so that would have been right after the proposal date.  That is the rumors thing she referenced. 

 

Guess it is Peter vs Mike for Bachelor .   I think the nod goes to Mike in a tight race.  Peter is nice guy and all, but way too vanilla to be interesting for a whole season. 

 

 

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41 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

And apparently his parents will be cheering them both on from outside the room.

(Their reaction to the whole "windmill" discussion last night was one of the weirdest moments I can remember on this show.)

That was Peter's parents in the audience.  That only makes it slightly less weird.  

Unless her parents were there too and I missed it.  I've reached the point where I don't really pay attention unless I hear drama happening  

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52 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

And apparently his parents will be cheering them both on from outside the room.

(Their reaction to the whole "windmill" discussion last night was one of the weirdest moments I can remember on this show.)

This.  We are not prudes, but my wife of 30+ years and I looked at each other and just said wtf.

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4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

(Their reaction to the whole "windmill" discussion last night was one of the weirdest moments I can remember on this show.)

My wife and I had the exact same reaction.

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

For those of you wondering about the outcome , do you really think a woman who is engaged would joke openly on network tv about getting plowed two times four times in a windmill? She’s back to square one. 

And I don’t how I accessed it, but there’s a Facebook page out there (maybe it’s from the company) that has the dog food commercial featuring Jed’s jingle. Should be animal abuse. I don’t know what you call his style, but I don’t think it’s country. Even posers like Luke Bryan have energy, Jed’s shit is what, wimp folk?

(Ok, jingle can be found here https://www.eonline.com/news/1060596/attention-bachelor-nation-you-can-listen-to-jed-wyatt-s-dog-food-jingle-here )

I think this is the first time a contestant has been plowed by all three finalists in pretty obvious fashion.

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4 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Peter will be banging her this weekend


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Yeah the reaction she is going to give the guy she had sex with 4 times vs the guy she picked both dumping GF's to come on the show will be SLIGHTLY different.....

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That was Peter's parents in the audience.  That only makes it slightly less weird.  
Unless her parents were there too and I missed it.  I've reached the point where I don't really pay attention unless I hear drama happening  


I’m obviously an idiot with reading comprehension issues.
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2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

What a fucking asshole with the guitar, jeez

My wife audibly groaned when he got out with the guitar.

And isn't it a little hypocritical for her to blow Jed up for having a GF of some kind -- didn't sound terribly serious -- when she banged the other two finalists mere days before she accepted his proposal?

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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

My wife audibly groaned when he got out with the guitar.

And isn't it a little hypocritical for her to blow Jed up for having a GF of some kind -- didn't sound terribly serious -- when she banged the other two finalists mere days before she accepted his proposal?

This.   Hard to reconcile that.

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34 minutes ago, C-Man said:

My wife audibly groaned when he got out with the guitar.

And isn't it a little hypocritical for her to blow Jed up for having a GF of some kind -- didn't sound terribly serious -- when she banged the other two finalists mere days before she accepted his proposal?

Exactly. 

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My wife audibly groaned when he got out with the guitar.
And isn't it a little hypocritical for her to blow Jed up for having a GF of some kind -- didn't sound terribly serious -- when she banged the other two finalists mere days before she accepted his proposal?

Nah. He knew she was with other guys. He hid it all and got caught lying multiple times.
He’s a nerd with no game and had no way to spin it.
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He’s a nerd with no game and had no way to spin it.


That’s why he shouldn’t have won. Oh well. He dodged a bullet. Being married to Hannah B would be a beating.
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13 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

For those of you wondering about the outcome , do you really think a woman who is engaged would joke openly on network tv about getting plowed two times four times in a windmill?

If her name is Hannah B, yes.

And Jesus would still love her.

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13 hours ago, C-Man said:

My wife audibly groaned when he got out with the guitar.

And isn't it a little hypocritical for her to blow Jed up for having a GF of some kind -- didn't sound terribly serious -- when she banged the other two finalists mere days before she accepted his proposal?

 

 

11 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Nah. He knew she was with other guys. He hid it all and got caught lying multiple times.
He’s a nerd with no game and had no way to spin it.

 

This. Seriously it's pretty much a known when you go on the show that the lead is going to be dating other people (you know that is kind of the set up of the show). What is NOT known or expected is those going on the show lie or weren't honest about being in a serious relationship when leaving to be on said show. 

It was that he wasn't honest with her not that he was dating prior to coming on the show. Not to mention he was living with the guys she was dating so it's a total apples to oranges comparison. 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

 

 

This. Seriously it's pretty much a known when you go on the show that the lead is going to be dating other people (you know that is kind of the set up of the show). What is NOT known or expected is those going on the show lie or weren't honest about being in a serious relationship when leaving to be on said show. 

It was that he wasn't honest with her not that he was dating prior to coming on the show. Not to mention he was living with the guys she was dating so it's a total apples to oranges comparison. 

 

 

Dating, yes? Fucking multiple guys in the final week? That would be hard for me to reconcile. I expect that kind of behavior from The Bachelor, but not The Bachelorette. And I don't mean that in a double-standard kind of way. It's just that women are wired differently than men. I mean the whole premise of the show is silly -- you're supposed to get engaged after a period where you've known the other person 2-3 months and really don't spend that much time with them during the process. I think only six couples -- if that -- are even still together and most of them (I think) are Bachelorette couples. This is why the conversations with the parents are so funny. There's a 90% chance this ain't working out so don't get so worked up. In reality, the contestant is simply screening for a guy/girl to date. Where it goes from there, who knows?

 

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37 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

This. Seriously it's pretty much a known when you go on the show that the lead is going to be dating other people (you know that is kind of the set up of the show). What is NOT known or expected is those going on the show lie or weren't honest about being in a serious relationship when leaving to be on said show.

And was it really that serious? Sounded like a fling to him.

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

And was it really that serious? Sounded like a fling to him.

They went on more than one vacation together

He introduced her to his parents

They exchanged I love you's

That seems like more than a fling.  

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Dating, yes? Fucking multiple guys in the final week? That would be hard for me to reconcile. I expect that kind of behavior from The Bachelor, but not The Bachelorette. And I don't mean that in a double-standard kind of way. It's just that women are wired differently than men. I mean the whole premise of the show is silly -- you're supposed to get engaged after a period where you've known the other person 2-3 months and really don't spend that much time with them during the process. I think only six couples -- if that -- are even still together and most of them (I think) are Bachelorette couples. This is why the conversations with the parents are so funny. There's a 90% chance this ain't working out so don't get so worked up. In reality, the contestant is simply screening for a guy/girl to date. Where it goes from there, who knows?

 

 

That's still a double standard whether you want it to be or not. If you (not your but anyone going on the show) can't understand that is part of the deal that you probably shouldn't go on the show. But let's be honest in this day and age everyone that goes on the show isn't really trying to find "love" they are on it to become famous and gain a shit ton of followers, start a podcast and get paid to be a D list cleb. 

 

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1.  Hannah apparently spent the last two months in the gym.  Maybe she and Tyler can do an upper body workout date? 

2.  I don't know the timing of the editing, but I'd love to know when the producers found out about the Jed problem.  I remarked several weeks ago that they kept showing shots of him looking uncomfortable.

3.  TWICE LAST NIGHT!!!  

Quote

CHRIS: "Hannah, what's going through your mind right now?

Hannah: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM..... [long silence, stupid smile, more silence before finally getting out a couple of words]

Pretty sure I remarked early in the Colton season that girls who smile when they can't think of anything to say should be avoided.  And I was talking about her then, too.  

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Back to the Luke P deal, I was totally on his side when he said (paraphrase).. if you've had sex with any of these guys, I'm out.  If you're in love with a woman and getting ready to propose, it's a deal breaker if she's fucking another dude the week of, no?  He got a bad rap.

She was garbage. Hated all the hens in the audience cheering her on.  Fucking boo.

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3 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

Back to the Luke P deal, I was totally on his side when he said (paraphrase).. if you've had sex with any of these guys, I'm out.  If you're in love with a woman and getting ready to propose, it's a deal breaker if she's fucking another dude the week of, no?  He got a bad rap.

She was garbage. Hated all the hens in the audience cheering her on.  Fucking boo.

Lol I brought this point up to my wife and i definitely got a look. Her over the top girl power act was kinda grating to me, but apparently saying it out loud means you’re totally against women’s empowerment. 

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I think the issue with Luke’s approach/stand on it was he tried to walk it back after he realized she was not on board instead of standing his ground.


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33 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Lol I brought this point up to my wife and i definitely got a look. Her over the top girl power act was kinda grating to me, but apparently saying it out loud means you’re totally against women’s empowerment. 

Lol, my wife and pretty much all her friends think Hannah is a trash whore. But also that Luke is a moron.

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5 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

Back to the Luke P deal, I was totally on his side when he said (paraphrase).. if you've had sex with any of these guys, I'm out.  If you're in love with a woman and getting ready to propose, it's a deal breaker if she's fucking another dude the week of, no?  He got a bad rap.

She was garbage. Hated all the hens in the audience cheering her on.  Fucking boo.

The problem there is he knew what he signed up for. It’s fine to feel that way, but don’t go on The Bachelor or Bachelorette if that’s going to be a deal breaker for you. It’s not like this show is a new concept or known to be the pinnacle of fundamental Christianity.

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10 hours ago, royiv said:

The problem there is he knew what he signed up for. It’s fine to feel that way, but don’t go on The Bachelor or Bachelorette if that’s going to be a deal breaker for you. It’s not like this show is a new concept or known to be the pinnacle of fundamental Christianity.

 

DING DING DING. We have a winner. 

 

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