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5 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

Yeah Jordan isn't nearly clever enough to keep up with Demi.   His job should be to sit there and laugh a lot at what she says.   Chris is so old that Jordan saw formaldehyde in his suitcase.  I don't know shit about formaldehyde, but why the hell would an old person be carrying it around.   

Shit like that just drives me up the wall.   Poorly constructed joke.  The word you were looking for was Geritol you dumbass.  Also, Mike's toast to Cailynn - here's to possible our first last date.  Dammit dude.  It's last first date.  Get that shit right.   

Formaldehyde is used in embalming to keep human tissue from deteriorating.

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Sorry about your cataracts.

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Keeping Victoria around after that has to rank as one of the dumbest decisions ever made in this “universe” — and that’s saying something. Blondie definitely has to feel especially bad losing to that

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network exec 1 - what are our two biggest shows? network exec 2 - bachelor and american idol, why? network exec 1 - i have a really shitty idea.  call me later. 

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2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Cam. Oooh Cam. 

“Oh, I forgot about you, Cam.”

”yeah, everyone does” 

That was hilarious.

Jordan: Couple over there. Couple over there. And a couple over there.

Demi: And a twosome here.

Cam: Threesome.

Demi: Oh, yeah. Forgot about you Cam.

Cam: Everyone does.

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59 minutes ago, C-Man said:

That was hilarious.

Jordan: Couple over there. Couple over there. And a couple over there.

Demi: And a twosome here.

Cam: Threesome.

Demi: Oh, yeah. Forgot about you Cam.

Cam: Everyone does.

i think it was kristina, but yeah, same same.

when you're on the receiving end up a sick burn from the russian chick, things are not going great.

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14 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Finally finished Monday’s episode. Are these kids not allowed to go bang whenever they want? They all have beds, & the editors clearly want us thinking the booze is unlimited. Doesn’t make a ton of sense. 

Come on, they're all there for the right reasons.

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1 hour ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

She's pissed because he's correct but it was a funny line. 

How is he correct?  The seriousness of their relationships seem to be vastly different, but that's somewhat irrelevant anyway.  She came on and started talking about it almost instantly.  She was honest and upfront about it.  Jed said nothing about this girlfriend for weeks (or is it months).  And the only reason he did admit to it was that he was cornered and even then, he lied about it.  So no sir, he is not correct in any way.  

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Demi went on a show "looking for love" with a GF back home. 

Jed went on a show "looking for love" with a GF back home. 

 

Yes, you are correct she was up front about it but that is the only difference. Yes, BIP is a little different but the point he made still is correct. I don't really give a shit just think it's funny she is freaking out after being called out about it when she clearly went on a show and was bringing her GF along with her who has never appeared on a single episode of the series. It was completely staged prior to her coming on to the show. Again I don't care just think it's silly that she doesn't understand why people would take issue with it.  

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Yeah the last thing we want to do is get in an argument about the Bachelor.   I'm pretty that's an instant revocation of our man cards.  With that said, I don't agree with anything you are saying.  It's not the only difference.  Demi is not on there looking for love and Demi does not have a girlfriend back home.  Now if Demi has gone on multiple vacations with this woman, met her family, told her she loves her, and told her she is just going on BIP to advance her career and will be coming back to her as soon as it's over, then I would be inclined to see your point.  And if this woman starts going to the press saying how Demi wronged her, I'll reconsider my stance. 

BIP is not just a little different.  It's completely different.  They aren't even close to the same.  If one assumes that The Bachelorette is about finding a husband, what Jed did to Hannah was pretty fucking low.  He took a giant dump on her season.  He robbed her of her fairy tale ending (you know, being on the cover a magazines for a few months and then breaking up and being on some more magazine covers).  BIP is just a silly show that's our reward for suffering through the main shit show of the franchise.  Some people are there for love and some are there to party and get laid.  There seems to be one real relationship that comes out of each season.  The rest of it is just good unclean fun for the viewers and a free vacation and some money in their pockets for 90% of them.  Was anyone banking on Demi + Derek = True Love Forever?  And like you said, the Demi thing was completely staged.   The only person with any chance of being hurt in this is Derek and it's not his season.  It's everybody's season.  Besides, who is going to feel sorry for a 32 year old guy who got to make out with a hot 23 year old for a few weeks but doesn't "get" to marry her at the end of it.  

So we disagree on this but I am curious where everybody else stands.  

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15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Where I stand is that you should be ashamed of yourself for doing that in-depth of an analysis.  

And here I thought we had all agreed this was a judgement free zone.  This is a thread about the Bachelor and you are posting in it.  Please dismount your high horse.  

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yeah i’m leaving this alone. 

they both have someone back home. who cares. i would assume tanner barely does and demi definitely doesn’t.  it’s freaking us magazine.

i will say that bip has produced way more happy couples/actual marriages/having kids than the main bachelor shows the last 5 years. 

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yeah i’m leaving this alone. 
they both have someone back home. who cares. i would assume tanner barely does and demi definitely doesn’t.  it’s freaking us magazine.
i will say that bip has produced way more happy couples/actual marriages/having kids than the main bachelor shows the last 5 years. 


Look at this fucking pussy. Two paragraphs? Fucking fag.
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11 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

Look at this fucking pussy. Two paragraphs? Fucking fag.

 

my writing relationship for bip reviews runs a mile wide an an inch deep.

i try to touch on everything, but don't read too deeply into anything.

i've known plenty of people in real life that have gone on these types of shows.  bip (at least in the past) was all about the mindless fun - but it produced solid couples, so they tried to angle it that way.  that's a mistake.  the more they make it "all about love or you go home" the harder it'll be to get real results.  just let these people do their thing, and make it entertaining.  nobody watching is holding out for successful coupling.  they just want to see the drama.  it should be obvious by now.

now that we've seen how easy it is for these knuckleheads to connect out in the real world, the less i care about what actually happens in mexico at the end.  i find myself rooting for the people that come in fresh, without any baggage (like flying to birmingham the week before mexico).  jfc.

demi may or may not have a serious relationship waiting back home.  but she didn't fuck around with derek at country coachella, so they both get a pass from me.

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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I thought it said a lot that Caelynn the pageant girl immediately dropped Mike for a dude who lives in a van and doesn't shower regularly -- yeah, he's perfect for her.  I doubt there's room in a van for her makeup.

according to the wife, he lives in venice, has a van, and routinely does sponsored posts on instagram for brands like absolut.  but does not live in the van.  there's already enough fakeness in the show, i'm rooting hard for mike on this one.

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I'm too lazy to go back and look who said it but somebody called this:

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We’ve already established that in August all the good celebrities are on yachts far away from the news cycle, leaving the rest of to suck popsicles in our hot apartments and find ourselves sincerely interested in what that one cute guy from The Bachelor is doing.

Well, he’s on vacation with Gigi Hadid is what he’s doing. Not too long ago, Bachelorette Hannah Brown finally saw the error of her ways and invited Tyler Cameron, one of just three non-repulsive men from her season, upstairs. But it now it has become pretty evident that invitation was a nightcap just a tad too late because Gigi Hadid and Tyler are firmly into the road trip phase of their relationship.

Gigi and Tyler were photographed together at a Starbucks in Lake George, New York together after bowling on August 5 and maybe having an overnight earlier this week. So it looks like they are maybe not going to wind all this summer lovin’ down in time for Tyler to be the Bachelor, which makes me sad because I thought Tyler had made an unspoken commitment to me in that he would save me from another season of Arie-boredom of plain old Colton-sadness. Give yourself two more weeks to think it over, Tyler. You kids head to Rhode Island for Taylor Swift’s Labor Day party and see how you’re feeling afterward. There’s still time. [Page Six]

https://jezebel.com/gigi-hadid-and-tyler-cameron-have-entered-the-road-trip-1837289900

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On 7/26/2019 at 5:40 PM, Vito Andolini said:

My crystal ball doesn’t work on the stock market or in casinos, just for shitty reality shows.

On After the Final Rose, a tearful Hannah pleads to Tyler C, “ I’ve made dreadful mistakes, both Jed and Peter are douchebags! Please take me back!”

Tyler sneaks a peek at his DMs with Gigi Hadid and replies, “What? Oh, no thanks , I’m good.”

You’re welcome 😉

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5 hours ago, spystud13 said:

So which chick leaves tonight? 

Aren’t we still on the Rose ceremony where the girls have power, and one of/a few of the guys are going home? Or am I just not remembering last weeks episodes correctly? I thought we would still be a week away from any girls going home.

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s a guy’s boot night. Obviously Christian and Jordan will be gone for fighting. The other 2 will probably be aggy Cam and Wills. Expect to see Demi’s girlfriend to show up pretty soon. That will be fun.

Never in a million years thought I'd say this but I want Cam to stick around for the cringe factor.

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1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Aren’t we still on the Rose ceremony where the girls have power, and one of/a few of the guys are going home? Or am I just not remembering last weeks episodes correctly? I thought we would still be a week away from any girls going home.

The guide info says a chick quits. 

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