Bachelor/Bachelorette/Paradise Catch-All

[Vito Andolini 9126]

I have problems with Clay (big wuss, boring AF) but he was actually being quite reasonable, dare I say “human,” with his whatever you call that final face off with Nicole. He even admitted he was on the way to falling in love with her, and wanted to pursue the relationship, but she fucking wanted the grand commitment, gaudy Neil Lane ... after a couple weeks in an artificial environment. 

So, Clay catches a break. I can see him not showing up for the after show, but she’s a major famewhore, so,I’m shocked she didn’t make it.

JPJ is a weird dude. Enjoy those Tayshia tittays.

Oh yeah, Blake’s hair is ridiculous, any more plugs transferred from the back of his head, and his hairline will join his eyebrows.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

37 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Is Jordan some kind of Bachelor royalty? He sure fucking talked a lot for some guy that made about one episode this season. 

Has anyone checked on Nicole? Can’t even imagine her mess these days. 

Tried to tell you kids about Katie. 

Stud, your girl Demi kinda turned boring on us, or maybe it’s just guilt by association, as she found the most boring partner possible. 

She likes being on TV, too. What do you think is next for her?

[spystud13 2371]

Best guess, some kind of entertainment/fashion reporter on one of those dozens of shows. She’ll make some pretty good $ for a year or two, then Pottery Barn always awaits. 

[Hozz 1017]

The Blake stuff irritated the hell out of me all season long.  He did what guys do when girls let them.  Then he got ripped last night for releasing texts that showed he didn't have some kind of master plan to take advantage.  Absurd.  Feelings over facts and nothing matters, really, except where your demographic sits on the 'privilege' chart.

[spystud13 2371]

That mother fucker shows up at any musical festival in the future though, he will have the pick of the litter. Sloots will want to be next. 

[Beau Vine 54246]

Katie and Chris are the oddest couple.  95% of the season, they just sat around with solemn looks on their faces.  They don't even look like they actually enjoy each other at all.  

[spystud13 2371]

Of all the people at the reunion, was Angela the only one to not utter a single word? 

[Beau Vine 54246]

That speech Nicole gave to her big pussy on the beach sounded 1000% rehearsed.  

[spystud13 2371]

And someone as wound up as her would have broke down so much worse. 

[Go Pokes 979]

Nicole and Katie seemed to have unrealistic expectations about how things work in real life as compared to Paradise.  Nicole's was obvious.  She just wanted that big moment on the beach where she gets a ring and hopefully one day, a televised marriage.  Fuck her and her instant gratification shit.   If she was really into Clay, she'd have been fine with his idea.  Obviously, he probably dodged a bullet and more bad press down the road when they break up and she blames it all on him.  

Katie and Chris doesn't seem as clear cut to me.  I'm not sure what was going on with those two.  I think Chris has trouble expressing emotions and maybe she thinks he should be able to fix that instantly?  Fuck, these chicks got some crazy ideas about how relationships and human behavior works.   Although, in the link below, Reality Steve says they are still together.  

#teamblake in all that bullshit.  So she gets to tell a bunch of lies about him and make him look like total dog shit and he just has to lie there and take it?  Granted, defending himself the way he did was probably not the classiest move, but fuck her.  

Jordan.  Self defense.  Go fuck yourself Pretty Boy.  I wish Christian would have kicked his ass.  

JPJ & Tayshia - what in the holy fuck is she thinking?  Oh, this:  https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/a29100378/tayshia-adams-john-paul-jones-lying-relationship-bachelor-in-paradise-reality-steve/    I think I misjudged her.  Everything she's done from the moment she ran down the beach "crying" after JPJ, apologizing for breaking his heart, has rung hollow and made up.  I tend to be naive and think the best of people until they prove otherwise.  She's being moved to the other category now.  She's just been chasing internet fame this whole time.  (I know, I know, they all are, but I said I tend to be naive about that shit).  

Cam.  Owned.  Perfect ending to his reality TV career.  

Lesbians.  Stand ovation.  BIP is woke, y'all.  

Dylan & Hannah.  I don't think anyone has mentioned them yet.   There's a reason for that.  They're boring as fuck and nobody cares.  

[Go Pokes 979]

33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That speech Nicole gave to her big pussy on the beach sounded 1000% rehearsed.  

I'm picturing Nicole with her head between her knees and I think I hear an echo  

[Lat22 4014]

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That speech Nicole gave to her big pussy on the beach sounded 1000% rehearsed.  

I'm sure there was a guy standing behind Clay with cue cards.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

7 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I'm sure there was a guy standing behind Clay with cue cards.

Even my wife, who can pretty easily suspend disbelief, said that speech was horribly acted.

Kinda feel bad for Blake.  I don't think he's a bad dude, just dumb.  Everyone ganging up on him last night was kinda bullshit.

[Beau Vine 54246]

Caelynn has "never felt so exposed or violated" by the release of those text messages.  Isn't she the one who got raped in college?

[Beau Vine 54246]

10 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Is Jordan some kind of Bachelor royalty? He sure fucking talked a lot for some guy that made about one episode this season.  

yes, he is royalty, and he needs to replace Chris Harrison.  

[spystud13 2371]

Strongly disagree. Although my days with this series are hopefully over. 

[Beau Vine 54246]

10 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Strongly disagree. Although my days with this series are hopefully over. 

The hell they are.

[henrygandorf 29191]

2 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Strongly disagree. Although my days with this series are hopefully over. 

give it four months. you’ll be back. 

they always come back. 

although the released list of bachelor contestants is...rough. 

[spystud13 2371]

Didn’t watch Hannah’s season, won’t watch the dude’s. 

[riloh05 107]

#11 is an employee ...

[henrygandorf 29191]

not sure if posted, but this lineup doesn't really look like "peter's type" though what do i know.

seems like almost half are black chicks, asians, and ethnically ambiguous mixed in.  and considering how woke the bachelor is, i'm sure there are at least 2-3 girls with lesbian/bisexual tendencies.  we'll see what the little rich boy from westlake village is into.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1073850/meet-the-bachelor-season-24-contestants-will-one-of-these-women-be-the-winner

also i love e's headline, "will one of these women be the winner?"

uh, i would think so.  that's how the show works.

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

not sure if posted, but this lineup doesn't really look like "peter's type" though what do i know.

seems like almost half are black chicks, asians, and ethnically ambiguous mixed in.  and considering how woke the bachelor is, i'm sure there are at least 2-3 girls with lesbian/bisexual tendencies.  we'll see what the little rich boy from westlake village is into.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1073850/meet-the-bachelor-season-24-contestants-will-one-of-these-women-be-the-winner

also i love e's headline, "will one of these women be the winner?"

uh, i would think so.  that's how the show works.

/noracist

Obviously I do not know Peter's preferences, but this SEEMS like a cast that could have been picked for Mike, before he started dating Demi Lovato.  

/noracist

[Vito Andolini 9126]

I think Mike was the front runner but proved to be so damned boring and corny on Paradise, they had to go in a different direction.

So, yes, I had the exact same thought when I saw the women. That’s Mike’s cast.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

On 9/18/2019 at 2:12 PM, henrygandorf said:

give it four months. you’ll be back. 

they always come back. 

although the released list of bachelor contestants is...rough. 

 

Unless they are crazy, these are my early front runners- 

 

 

 

At least 2 of those 5 make it to the final 5.

[henrygandorf 29191]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

/noracist

Obviously I do not know Peter's preferences, but this SEEMS like a cast that could have been picked for Mike, before he started dating Demi Lovato.  

/noracist

the wife and i actually saw the lineup before the official announcement (even though we had seen the peter rumors) and thought the same thing - looks like it's meant for mike.

mike was so disappointing on bip.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

I’d like to put a nail in that Coffin. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26474]

Hey-O

[Lat22 4014]

That cast is a little over the top in the “woke” department. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Dang. Ms Coffin is foine!

[henrygandorf 29191]

20 hours ago, Lat22 said:

That cast is a little over the top in the “woke” department. 

4-1 odds two of the chicks leave the show to be with...wait for it...each other.

standing-o!

[spystud13 2371]

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Kaitlyn Bristowe, who appeared as a contestant on The Bachelor and as the star of The Bachelorette, has some choice things to say about Mike Fleiss, the creator of the reality shows.

During an appearance on Tuesday’s episode of Talkhouse podcast, she accused him of keeping her from competing on another ABC reality show, Dancing With the Stars.

“They won’t let me [go on the show], ever,” Bristowe said. “I’ll tell you exactly why I can’t go on Dancing With the Stars. Anybody that listens to this podcast knows why I cannot go on Dancing With the Stars. And it’s because, and I will say this with a mic in my hand and a smile on face, that Mike Fleiss is a piece of s***. He is the creator of The Bachelor, and he hates women.”

Former Bachelorette star Hannah Brown is on the new season of the dance show that debuted last month, but it’s been a more than a decade since another one competed. You’d have to go back to Trista Sutter in 2005. Meanwhile, four Bachelor stars have hit the dance floor: Nick Viall, Sean Lowe, Jake Pavelka and Chris Soules, the star of Bristowe’s Bachelor season.

The former professional dancer accused Fleiss of standing in her way of joining DWTSback in 2017, although he denied it.

Bristowe said the reason Fleiss allowed Brown to participate in this season is that “there’s some s*** that came out on him abusing his wife. So he’s like, ‘Look at me, I love women.’ As long as he’s in power with ABC, I will never get on that show.”

Fleiss’s then-wife, Laura Kaeppeler, alleged in a July that he had physically abused her and demanded that she obtain an abortion. He denied her accusations, and the two ended their five-year marriage.

A source connected to the show declined to comment. Legal reps for Fleiss did not immediately respond to a request.

 

 

And the new dude broke his face. 

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Peter Weber, the new star of ABC's The Bachelor, suffered an injury to his face on location in Costa Rica, Yahoo Entertainment confirms. Radar Online, which broke the news, claims the pilot split his head open during a game of golf on Monday. People reports the incident required emergency surgery.

"He went to step on the cart but fell and split his face open on two cocktail glasses he was carrying," a source told Radar, adding the reality star had to travel two hours to a hospital to be operated on by a surgeon who specialized in his injuries. Weber reportedly received 22 stitches.

"He is pulling through," a second source told the website.

Yahoo Entertainment has learned Weber is on the mend. The female contestants arrived in Costa Rica on Tuesday as planned to resume filming.

 

[henrygandorf 29191]

dancing with the stars.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

The former Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader with the big teeth who (luckily) got dumped by the balding Insurance salesman wasn’t the Bachelorette, but she was allowed on DWTS and I think she won.

[spystud13 2371]

Melissa Rycroft? Never knew she was on this show. 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

I presume you mean on The Bachelor?

She actually “won” during the actual taping of the show, but got dumped during After the Final Rose, and the dude then asked out the runner up and they eventually got married and still are. Good, cringeworthy TV.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

The former Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader with the big teeth who (luckily) got dumped by the balding Insurance salesman wasn’t the Bachelorette, but she was allowed on DWTS and I think she won.

The funny thing is she went on to marry another insurance salesman.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Here ya go, SS

 

[spystud13 2371]

Melissa is still in phenomenal shape to this day. 

[Lat22 4014]

Chris Harrison is such a choad.  I love him.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

Molly > Melissa. No brainer. 

 

And since when is getting stitches considered "surgery"? 

And love this line-

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 adding the reality star had to travel two hours to a hospital to be operated on by a surgeon who specialized in his injuries.

 

Yep, I want to go to med school to become a "surgeon" that specializes in stitches......

[Go Pokes 979]

Molly > Melissa. No brainer. 
 ...

Are you kidding? Melissa >>>>Molly is the no brainer.

[spystud13 2371]

I actually thought Jimmy was throwing bait there. Was he serious?

 

He's kinda mullet-like often. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Hoffa is correct.

[spystud13 2371]

If you’re blind. And non-straight. 

Edited October 10, 2019 by spystud13

[Go Pokes 979]

You two should head to Google and check your results.  The only explanation I can come up with is your prefer blondes.  Actually, the better explanation is you hate brunettes.  

 

 

[Mac8111 2107]

That dude in the video has a fucked up shaped head. Holy cow. Like an acorn on a 35 degree angle


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[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Neither one are much to write home about.

[spystud13 2371]

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Edited October 10, 2019 by spystud13
Gonna bite my tongue, nice spy.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Different strokes for different folks, but I would rather have Melissa Rycroft stroke me,100%. Molly’s a better match for that dude, because he’s the definition of average. Edited to add Molly is way out of his league, too, nothing wrong with her.

Edited October 10, 2019 by Vito Andolini

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

I was not joking. They are both attractive and in good shape. I think Molly is better looking and she seems to be a hell of a lot more down to earth/girl next door and lower maintenance.

Melissa- Rental

Molly- Buy