Bachelor/Bachelorette/Paradise Catch-All

[henrygandorf 29174]

14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

She's all yours.

I like Cassie and Hannah B. The ginger isn't too shabby.

wholeheartedly agree on everything you've just said.

caitlyn and bri were two of the hotter ones but they gone.

the wife picked cassie to win it all during her intro video.  she's definitely making it to the final 4.

[ajax 2589]

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

She's all yours.

I like Cassie and Hannah B. The ginger isn't too shabby.

I had to look up their names to see who you were talking about. That's how not memorable they aren't.

Yeah I agree Cassie (Biola virgin #1) is tops, but psycho Alabama Hannah is all yours. She looks good in still pics but we live in 3d reality. And she's crazy, not the good kind.

[C-Man 27041]

I had to look up their names to see who you were talking about. That's how not memorable they aren't.
Yeah I agree Cassie (Biola virgin #1) is tops, but psycho Alabama Hannah is all yours. She looks good in still pics but we live in 3d reality. And she's crazy, not the good kind.

I think you’re mixed up. There are two Hannah’s from Bama. The one that couldn’t think of anything other than “Roll Tide” that is the pageant chick who is certifiable isn’t who I’m talking about. I like the other one.

[C-Man 27041]

Well, I mixed up the last initials. I like this Hannah:



This one is certifiable (but she’d be great on BIP):

[utxmike05 1825]

Just stopping by to see all the “guys” that watch this crap....

 

[Go Pokes 979]

If anyone is not getting their recommended weekly allowance of garbage, Temptation Island is back on USA.  

[Go Pokes 979]

How did I not notice how hot Taysha is?

[spystud13 2371]

Hannah B. looks fucking EXACTLY like early Vegas Real World Trishelle. Every single time she’s on screen I do a double take. 

[Vito Andolini 9099]

What’s that meme from, Croatian Bachelor? Is that how they spell “watched?”

And Colton was 100% referencing Aly Raisman when discussing an ex who’d been abused, and I think he also indicated one reason he’s still a virgin is because (reading between the lines) Raisman’s past history complicated things. 

(And Vegas RW was what, 17 years ago?  Trishelle’s enough of a busted old ho from the southeast, she could be Miss Alabama’s junior high baby mama. Good catch.)

[spystud13 2371]

Yeah, that’s why I said early Trishelle. Almost scared to google current Trishelle. 

[DaysOff 7851]

I saw Demi spilling the beans about her mother and she was sweating like Nixon.

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Holy shit she does look like Trishelle. But you would have to douse psycho Alabama in a vat of herpes and HPV for her to really pull off the Trichelle look.

I said it before and I'll say it again - Demi  is awesome, but she looks like a toddler when she's running, lol. 

Cassie and Hannah G are virtual locks to make it into the final imo.

[spystud13 2371]

Yeah, doubt she can ever be on an MTV Challenge at her size. 

[C-Man 27041]

On 1/28/2019 at 9:28 PM, Go Pokes said:

How did I not notice how hot Taysha is?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Mileslong 4712]

The estrogen level in this thread is shocking...

[henrygandorf 29174]

either i haven't been paying attention in previous years (possible) or there is some new mandate from the producers to "open up to colton about a potentially traumatic experience from your past."  every week there are girls using some very similar language either to colton, "hey, there's something i wanted to open up to you about" or to the camera "i had trouble opening up, i wanted to, but it was hard."

this past week there were 3 one-on-one situations and we found out about a divorce, a mother being released from prison, and a sexual assault.  i like the drama but this is some buzz killington level bomb dropping right here.

also, since colton got rid of the "cancer of the house" whose name escapes me, and the pageant girls "made nice" - who's gonna be on the 2-1 date?

[babysdaddy 2718]

How much does Chris H. get paid?  Got to be the easiest job on the planet

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On 1/28/2019 at 8:52 PM, spystud13 said:

Hannah B. looks fucking EXACTLY like early Vegas Real World Trishelle. Every single time she’s on screen I do a double take. 

Something's been nagging at me and I think I finally figured it out.

Trishelle

plus Rousey

 

equals crazy Bama

[spystud13 2371]

I’m gonna stick with my original claim. 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

On 1/30/2019 at 5:21 PM, babysdaddy said:

How much does Chris H. get paid?  Got to be the easiest job on the planet

 

Back in 2011 he was reportedly getting $60K an episode. Which I am sure is probably closer to $100K now. 

So between bachelor, bachelorette, and bachelor in paradise that would be about 32-36 episodes per year give or take.

So he is making around $2M-$3.5M a year. 

If no the easiest, definitely on the short list. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

a simple google search claims 8mm per year.  at any rate, it's not only an easy gig, but one with a ton of perks.

he also hosts a game show (who wants to be a millionaire?) and i have no idea if that figure covers all his work or not.

[Mac8111 2103]

Cassie and Hannah G are virtual locks to make it into the final imo.

Thinking the same thing. North Carolina is in the mix but is let go before the final.

Hannah G’s tits look like they would be spectacular.

[spystud13 2371]

Why are Kirpa & the Cuban chick still around? They suck & aren’t hot.

This typical m.o. for the show? 

[ajax 2589]

He should have kept the sloth. Too bad she had to come dressed as a fucking sloth.

[Mac8111 2103]

I did some further research and Hannah G’s tits are normal size. Guess my imagination got ahold of me and I pictured that dress she had on was barely being held up by DD twins.

[Lat22 3994]

21 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Why are Kirpa & the Cuban chick still around? They suck & aren’t hot.

This typical m.o. for the show? 

I promise you that the show has “input” on who leaves and when. 

[Vito Andolini 9099]

The ginger couldn’t have overplayed her hand any worse. Doesn’t she realize what famewhore circus she signed up for? 

Ok, Red, sure. I’ll screw over a major TV network and have them abandon their two, sometimes three hour block of programming each week over three months for an Arkansas hair stylist who I met a few weeks ago (and, I like some others way more). 

[spystud13 2371]

The date with Heather was fucking painful, & she is crazy skinny. 

Elyse will be on a future episode of Dateline for mutilating her spouse. 

What the fuck happened to Kirpa’s chin? How you gonna just put a big white bandage on it & not explain? 

Edited February 5, 2019 by spystud13
Elyse’s dress was pretty fucking impressive though.

[spystud13 2371]

Miss Cassie is doin’ alright. 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

On 1/24/2019 at 4:43 PM, Go Pokes said:

If anyone is not getting their recommended weekly allowance of garbage, Temptation Island is back on USA.  

 

And shit is about to hit the fan this week....

[henrygandorf 29174]

10 hours ago, spystud13 said:

The date with Heather was fucking painful, & she is crazy skinny. 

Elyse will be on a future episode of Dateline for mutilating her spouse. 

What the fuck happened to Kirpa’s chin? How you gonna just put a big white bandage on it & not explain? 

1. agreed, really hard to watch, and i thought for sure he was gonna cut her loose.  she's terrible.  nobody waits that long to kiss somebody without some serious issues.  did she really tell a story about dating a guy for 8 months after college and they never once made out?  really hope that guy had a family and she was an attempt at a sidepiece that went wrong.

2. 100%.  she was miscast for this format.  weird that a 31 year old wouldn't be the perfect fit for a 26 year old virgin.

3. right when i saw it, i was like, "shaving the soul patch, a bold choice gone wrong."  

[henrygandorf 29174]

funny, i stumbled on this when i was looking for something fyre related...

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/02/the-bachelor-recap-elyse-leaving-onyeka-nicole-feud-kirpa-chin

The weirdest part of the night generally, though, was most certainly Kirpa’s chin bandage, which appeared Monday without comment or explanation. As revealed in a deleted scene that should absolutely have been included in the episode, the injury occurred when Kirpa tried to take a selfie in front of the ocean, then slipped on a wet rock. Her introduction to Thailand was a sprained wrist and five stitches. Kirpa, too, appears to be coasting right now, and the decision to leave out any explanation of her chin injury does not seem like an indication that producers see her as a particularly important part of this story—which is a shame! From what we’ve seen, Kirpa seems delightful. Justice for Kirpa! Justice for her chin! And justice for contestants who don’t have to force story lines for airtime!

[spystud13 2371]

Where the hell did they see that deleted scene? I want to see her bust her ass too. 

[spystud13 2371]

No footage of the fall. 

 

[C-Man 27041]

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

1. agreed, really hard to watch, and i thought for sure he was gonna cut her loose.  she's terrible.  nobody waits that long to kiss somebody without some serious issues.  did she really tell a story about dating a guy for 8 months after college and they never once made out?  really hope that guy had a family and she was an attempt at a sidepiece that went wrong.

Exactly what the missus and I said last night. Just weird.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

They were not going to miss out on her First Kiss Under Fireworks moment.Fleiss paid good money for that barge. He can cut her ass next week. And half-Asian “I quit my job as an NBA dancer to appear on this show” will be put out of her misery soon enough. At least she got a few lines that made it to air in the post credits scene, proving what a naive dork Underwood really is. Holy crap.

[C-Man 27041]

15 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

They were not going to miss out on her First Kiss Under Fireworks moment.Fleiss paid good money for that barge. He can cut her ass next week. And half-Asian “I quit my job as an NBA dancer to appear on this show” will be put out of her misery soon enough. At least she got a few lines that made it to air in the post credits scene, proving what a naive dork Underwood really is. Holy crap.

I think the next ones gone are the NBA dancer, Onyeka and the Cuban chick.

BTW, I thought it was pretty hilarious when Demi and Hannah B and the other chick left the jungle in a cab back to town to get burgers and shots rather than forage for bugs and water.

[henrygandorf 29174]

29 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Exactly what the missus and I said last night. Just weird.

also, her discussing her lack-of-kissing history was so strange.  it was worded just like a virgin would word it.  "i just haven't felt that feeling with anyone yet, and didn't want to rush into anything.  i'm not waiting for marriage or anything, it just hasn't happened."  ok.  she went to college, right?  is she religious?  does she not drink?  does she realize that colton has made out with 12 chicks so far, and he's a fucking virgin?

i would assume (much like colton) that she has the intimacy maturity of a 14-16 year old.  she also must be the worst kisser ever.  and as someone who has kissed 4 chicks in my life, i can tell you, that's a turnoff. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

I think the next ones gone are the NBA dancer, Onyeka and the Cuban chick.

BTW, I thought it was pretty hilarious when Demi and Hannah B and the other chick left the jungle in a cab back to town to get burgers and shots rather than forage for bugs and water.

i'm sure i say this every season, but there are at least 4-5 chicks that make me say, "what the fuck is that girl still doing here?"  yet he ditched arguably the best looking one because he wasn't feeling it with her and they weren't progressing as much as some of the others.  i bet there's some backstory there.

[C-Man 27041]

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm sure i say this every season, but there are at least 4-5 chicks that make me say, "what the fuck is that girl still doing here?"  yet he ditched arguably the best looking one because he wasn't feeling it with her and they weren't progressing as much as some of the others.  i bet there's some backstory there.

You talking about Bri -- the model?

[henrygandorf 29174]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

You talking about Bri -- the model?

she was good looking too, but i'm talking about caitlyn.  the one from toronto.  she didn't have much to say.  maybe she's better geared for bip.

it still bugs me that bri did a fake accent when she got out of the limo, and there was zero follow-up on that, by anyone. 

also for whomever mentioned the sloth, she kept doing the bit wayyyy too long.  that needed to be a one-time deal, then you take your costume off and stop doing the slow-motion voice.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also, her discussing her lack-of-kissing history was so strange.  it was worded just like a virgin would word it.  "i just haven't felt that feeling with anyone yet, and didn't want to rush into anything.  i'm not waiting for marriage or anything, it just hasn't happened."  ok.  she went to college, right?  is she religious?  does she not drink?  does she realize that colton has made out with 12 chicks so far, and he's a fucking virgin?

i would assume (much like colton) that she has the intimacy maturity of a 14-16 year old.  she also must be the worst kisser ever.  and as someone who has kissed 4 chicks in my life, i can tell you, that's a turnoff. 

You didn’t kiss them because all those hundreds of (consenting and sober) Girls Gone Wild chicks had their mouths busy blowin’ ya, right? Don’t fuck with our hero worship, HG.

[henrygandorf 29174]

23 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

You didn’t kiss them because all those hundreds of (consenting and sober) Girls Gone Wild chicks had their mouths busy blowin’ ya, right? Don’t fuck with our hero worship, HG.

oh, i was quite the kissing bandit in my day.

[C-Man 27041]

26 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

she was good looking too, but i'm talking about caitlyn.  the one from toronto.  she didn't have much to say.  maybe she's better geared for bip.

it still bugs me that bri did a fake accent when she got out of the limo, and there was zero follow-up on that, by anyone. 

also for whomever mentioned the sloth, she kept doing the bit wayyyy too long.  that needed to be a one-time deal, then you take your costume off and stop doing the slow-motion voice.

Was it her or Hannah B that had absolutely nothing to say on their date? I mean she had absolutely zero bullshit.

[Vito Andolini 9099]

Miss Alabama is one of the dumbest people to ever appear on the show, and she had multiple “Uhhhh” moments on her date

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36 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also for whomever mentioned the sloth, she kept doing the bit wayyyy too long.  that needed to be a one-time deal, then you take your costume off and stop doing the slow-motion voice.

Sloth kept up the act for way too long. It was cringe worthy. Then when she took off the sloth outfit she talked like she was on blue meth. She might have had Aspergers is my guess, but she was pretty.

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51 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also, her discussing her lack-of-kissing history was so strange.  it was worded just like a virgin would word it.  "i just haven't felt that feeling with anyone yet, and didn't want to rush into anything.  i'm not waiting for marriage or anything, it just hasn't happened."  ok.  she went to college, right?  is she religious?  does she not drink?  does she realize that colton has made out with 12 chicks so far, and he's a fucking virgin?

i would assume (much like colton) that she has the intimacy maturity of a 14-16 year old.  she also must be the worst kisser ever.  and as someone who has kissed 4 chicks in my life, i can tell you, that's a turnoff. 

Yes, she went to college. This college.

 

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In keeping with Biola University‘s mission and its commitment to evangelical Christianity, all members of the University community are expected to follow the teachings of Scripture. Therefore, Biola University affirms that sexual relationships are designed by God to be expressed solely within a marriage between husband and wife. This view of sexuality and marriage is rooted in the Genesis account of creation and is maintained consistently throughout Scripture.

 

[C-Man 27041]

42 minutes ago, ajax said:

Yes, she went to college. This college.

 

 

Good Lord

[henrygandorf 29174]

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Good Lord

i just said those exact two words out loud.  good god man.

[Go Pokes 979]

Was it her or Hannah B that had absolutely nothing to say on their date? I mean she had absolutely zero bullshit.

It was her