Anne Heche -- bad car accident

[rage-a-holic 4388]

Thanks you Drafthouse for recommending 4 absolutely terrible movies that should never be watched unless they are the last 4 movies to survive the coming global apocalypse. 

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

It's better to burn out than fade away. RIP. 

[Elvis 3371]

4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's better to burn out than fade away. RIP. 

My buddy had a saying.  
 

It’s better to burn out than rust out.  
 

He was the dude that died in a plane crash years back. It was on the other site. The turbo prop plane with a longhorn on the vertical stabilizer.   RIP amigo. 

[52-80 19155]

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Even though he's a Lieutenant Colonel?

 

[ClubWhatever 12140]

You can do a lot more stuff if you rust out.  Look at Stephen Hawking.  He was a talking vegetable and had a fantastic life until the end.  

[Bama Llama 1450]

A sad string of consecutive horrible decisions here: cocaine + fentanyl + getting behind the wheel of anything = your own personal death thread on Surly. The only good thing about it is that others weren’t seriously injured or killed. See, e.g., Henry Ruggs: NFL starter apparently set for life one day, soon-to-be bankrupt long term prison dweller womanslaughter convict the next. And the life of an innocent person gruesomely lost in the process. Too many bad, bad fucking decisions stacked on top of each other.

 

[TornACL 7698]

Talk about making a Hechety exit.

[scottsins 1966]

2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

A sad string of consecutive horrible decisions here: cocaine + fentanyl + getting behind the wheel of anything = your own personal death thread on Surly. The only good thing about it is that others weren’t seriously injured or killed. See, e.g., Henry Ruggs: NFL starter apparently set for life one day, soon-to-be bankrupt long term prison dweller womanslaughter convict the next. And the life of an innocent person gruesomely lost in the process. Too many bad, bad fucking decisions stacked on top of each other.

 

The fentanyl factor may not have been a "decision", but I get what you are saying.

[chainsaw 9867]

7 minutes ago, scottsins said:

The fentanyl factor may not have been a "decision", but I get what you are saying.

Neglecting to structure your life around a known addiction (hiring a DD, or using Uber) is a decision.

[lemonlime 5503]

The blood sample was taken after she was hospitalized.  It's likely the fentanyl was given to her in the hospital.

[Buzzrock 14920]

Thanks you Drafthouse for recommending 4 absolutely terrible movies that should never be watched unless they are the last 4 movies to survive the coming global apocalypse. 
 

At least Wild Side has her naked lesbian romp with Joan Chen.

[Herbie Hancock 7347]

The tox screen will tell if the fentanyl was ingested pre-crash or not. I’m guessing she’s gonna have enough Xanax and at least one painkiller in her system to kill a horse.

[RPM 26320]

7 hours ago, TornACL said:

Talk about making a Hechety exit.

[Gatorubet 30237]

On 8/12/2022 at 1:35 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I have some dead guy's in my shoulder

That’s what they tell you. Some drunk guy probably woke up on the wrong side of the border in a tub of ice with no Achilles tendons.

[Gatorubet 30237]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Edited August 14, 2022 by Gatorubet

[Celery Man 20946]

man this thing actually bums me out a bit more realizing that was her in Cedar Rapids. I guess I don't really remember her much past that desert island movie with Harrison Ford, and so this felt like the tail end of a long spiral rather than... perhaps her whole life has been a struggle with her demons and keeping it in the lines, and she just finally lost the handle.

Obviously in the crash the victim is the woman whose home was destroyed. But, you know, like Norm has to say about Janice.

 

[Deej 76772]

Ellen Degeneres acting like she gives a shit in 3...2...1...

[ClubWhatever 12140]

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ellen Degeneres acting like she gives a shit in 3...2...1...

You need to be counting forward.  She already came out with some heartfelt something or other. 

[Deej 76772]

History shows she's full of shit. Ask any of her employees after she apologized. 

[aggie08 21504]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

History shows she's full of shit. Ask any of her employees after she apologized. 

Man, it's hard for me to imagine something that I give less of a shit about than knowing how Ellen DeGeneres acts behind the scene.

[justhookit 4191]

34 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Man, it's hard for me to imagine something that I give less of a shit about than knowing how Ellen DeGeneres acts behind the scene.

Easy for me. An aggy take on a Texas board.

 

 

 

but you aren’t wrong.

Edited August 14, 2022 by justhookit

[Sawbonz 27556]

9 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

At least Wild Side has her naked lesbian romp with Joan Chen.

[Capt. Squints 176]

On 8/13/2022 at 8:09 AM, Bama Llama said:

A sad string of consecutive horrible decisions here: cocaine + fentanyl + getting behind the wheel of anything = your own personal death thread on Surly. The only good thing about it is that others weren’t seriously injured or killed. See, e.g., Henry Ruggs: NFL starter apparently set for life one day, soon-to-be bankrupt long term prison dweller womanslaughter convict the next. And the life of an innocent person gruesomely lost in the process. Too many bad, bad fucking decisions stacked on top of each other.

 

And the dog. Ruggs murdered the woman's dog too. At least Heche spared the turtle.

[Bama Llama 1450]

40 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

And the dog. Ruggs murdered the woman's dog too. At least Heche spared the turtle.

Yes, my bad for leaving out the dog. Add a count to Ruggs charges for dogslaughter. Such a crying shame.

[Buzzrock 14920]

[Deej 76772]

"Ever since that transplant surgery, I've been batshit crazy. Weird."

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Yeah, the official time of death will be within the last couple hours. Lots of jumping the gun with that lately, Tony Dow, Tanya Roberts, though it seems like there was another one right before Wally. Based on the tweet above, it seems there will be some organ matching, so that’s good to hear. 

[Herpa Derpa 6125]

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, the official time of death will be within the last couple hours. Lots of jumping the gun with that lately, Tony Dow, Tanya Roberts, though it seems like there was another one right before Wally. Based on the tweet above, it seems there will be some organ matching, so that’s good to hear. 

Under California law, the official time of death was when she was declared brain dead last week. Just been an organ husk since then.

Edited August 15, 2022 by Herpa Derpa

[Buzzrock 14920]

7 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, the official time of death will be within the last couple hours. Lots of jumping the gun with that lately, Tony Dow, Tanya Roberts, though it seems like there was another one right before Wally. Based on the tweet above, it seems there will be some organ matching, so that’s good to hear. 

I didn’t realize Tanya Roberts was dead.

[Blotto 23499]

On 8/15/2022 at 6:23 AM, Buzzrock said:

I didn’t realize Tanya Roberts was dead.

probably still would. She was so fucking hot in Beastmaster.

 

[Deej 76772]

Her Playboy spread that coincided with that film was burned into young Deej's memory. 

[Buzzrock 14920]

The fact that she was naked in a PG movie vaulted young Buzzrock straight into puberty

[Deej 76772]

7 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

The fact that she was naked in a PG movie vaulted young Buzzrock straight into puberty

Ursula Andress in "The Sensuous Nurse" did it for me. Thank you, Cinemax. 

[Texzilla58 4735]

Her Playboy spread that coincided with that film was burned into young Deej's memory. 

The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.

[Texzilla58 4735]

Her Playboy spread that coincided with that film was burned into young Deej's memory. 

The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.

[Sandman 3403]

On 8/16/2022 at 3:32 PM, Blotto said:

probably still would. She was so fucking hot in Beastmaster.

 

I spent many hours trying to master my beast after every viewing. 

[Trey3216 15346]

36 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I spent many hours trying to master my beast after every viewing. 

It’s tough trying to herd earthworms 

[Augustus 3061]

We get confirmation that Heche is dead and this thread turns into early masturbatory flicks of the 80's.  Vintage shaggy/surly.  

[Augustus 3061]

I forgot to add my own contribution, which was of course, Lady Chatterley's Lover.

I'm sure Lawrence would've been proud of the film adaptation.

[Deej 76772]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I forgot to add my own contribution, which was of course, Lady Chatterley's Lover.

I'm sure Lawrence would've been proud of the film adaptation.

Hell yeah he would have been. 

[Deej 76772]

Me, trying to watch Lady Chatterly's Lover in the early 80s...

 

[Augustus 3061]

Out of curiosity I wikipedia'd Sylvia Kristel.  Had no idea she was dead.  Had throat cancer and eventually suffered a stroke. Poor thing.

Also didn't know she was in a 5-year relationship with Al Swearingen.  

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Al Swearingen

Loopy Cunt

[Underdog 28627]

Nvmd

 

Edited August 26, 2022 by Underdog

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

https://m.facebook.com/groups/BillyJoelFans/permalink/5537892662936290/?m_entstream_source=feed_mobile&anchor_composer=false

 

 

Why?

[Underdog 28627]

You're right.

[YGIFS 19450]

You people are so goddamn insensitive.  A woman is dead and you're cracking wise.  

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

On 8/18/2022 at 3:00 PM, Texzilla58 said:

The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.

 

On 8/18/2022 at 4:08 PM, Texzilla58 said:

The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.

[shadow_operative2.0 15974]

Apparently sober. 

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There is no evidence Anne Heche was impaired by illicit substances when she crashed her car into a Los Angeles residence on Aug. 5 despite reports suggesting otherwise.

Yahoo Entertainment obtained Heche's final autopsy report that includes toxicology results. The actress's blood tested at the hospital showed the presence of benzoylecgonine, an inactive metabolite of cocaine. That indicates past use, the Los Angeles medical examiner confirms. Results also showed prior use of marijuana, but not at the time of injury. There was no alcohol detected in Heche's system either. Speculation the actress was inebriated at the time of the accident was fueled by an image that appeared to show a liquor bottle in the front seat of her vehicle.

A spokesperson for the Los Angeles Police Department previously told to Yahoo Entertainment that Heche was under investigation for a felony DUI traffic collision before she was taken off life support. Blood draw results showed the presence of narcotics; however additional testing was required to rule out what was given to her medically. The final toxicology report states the fentanyl detected in Heche's urine was administered in the hospital.

The medical examiner determined Heche died of inhalation and thermal injuries. She was trapped in her Mini Cooper for around 30 minutes before she was rescued by first responders. The official report lists sternal fracture due to blunt trauma as another "significant condition."

Heche was hospitalized immediately following the fiery car crash. She went into a coma and was declared brain dead days later, but was kept on life support so her organs could be donated. Her date of death is listed as Aug. 11. She was 53.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/anne-heche-final-autopsy-report-no-evidence-illegal-drugs-in-system-at-time-of-crash-235623391.html

[ClubWhatever 12140]

I read that cocaine metabolite can’t be detected in the blood longer than 24 hours after use.  If true, it was recent use.  Maybe very recent, as in she was under the influence?

Edited December 7, 2022 by ClubWhatever