The shit mailer has been apprehended

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89449]

[chainsaw 9838]

[4th&Five 41461]

[pyrohornIII 4809]

He just got confused on where to send his colon cancer screen test.

[Underdog 28457]

 

[High Plains Drifter 10977]

 

 

sorry for partying.

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

Is it against the law to mail poop?  I didn’t study fecal law.  

Edited August 7, 2022 by Judge Roybeanbag

[ultimaton 2966]

Junk mail just leveled up

[Goredho 17349]

This hits close to home. I have a sister who got mad at her neighbor for letting their dog shit in her yard, so she started picking it up and putting it in their mailbox.  If that was one of you assholes, just kidding, that never really happened.

Edited August 7, 2022 by Goredho

[skeeter 453]

A more satisfying delivery ...

Edited August 7, 2022 by skeeter

[F250 28691]

Old man poop.

[RomaVicta 29794]

Free Dick Steinle! He was just sending sincere messages with as much of himself as he could get into each one. 

Are we going to make peaceful political discourse against the law?

Don't cancel Dick!

[Underdog 28457]

Hope every turd was confetti laced. 

[HenryJames 65890]

A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's my shit in a box

[SaucyJack 3487]

Somebody please put me in a cage where I can cry.

[Lurch 5921]

They were working in shifts

[BrickHorn 18194]

The First Amendment is dead.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13547]

Boomers still using smell mail.

[FartingDreamer 138]

So is this what "spam" was in the 1950s?

[RDCanecutter 26282]

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

This hits close to home. I have a sister who got mad at her neighbor for letting their dog shit in her yard, so she started picking it up and putting it in their mailbox.  If that was one of you assholes, just kidding, that never really happened.

I tell dog-walkers it's ok if their pet shits in our front yard. It freaks them out and they keep walking. I mean, my intention was for the mutt to get some relief because I really don't care, but if my superpower is causing the opposite to happen, I guess nobody should send money in a paper bag to my house.

[Hookah Horns 3082]

Permission isn't normally required/sought/given for that (dogs are going to shit wherever they want outside) so they probably think you're being sarcastic. 

[Voldemort86 2259]

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

 

Good Jim Jordan is such a pathetic loser that he needs the most gerrymandered district in America in order to win. Screw him.

[Mole 4320]

1. That picture of Jim Jordan is a perfect match for the headline.

2. What type of mailer do you use for such an endeavor?

3. Half serious, could that be prosecuted as terrorism when sent to politicians? Will the BM bandit take a trip to Gitmo?

4. FedEx would have just dumped the fecal parcel in the Reflecting Pool and called it close enough.

 

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

Love that the perp is 77.  Lol

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

If only this guy was a better practical joker. Imagine this with shit...

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

still blows my mind that in this world someone feels it necessary to blur someone's mouth when they curse. Like, did deaf people request that? Is that really that offensive? talk about worthless jobs

Edited August 8, 2022 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Horn Dog 9674]

Richard John Steinle-  Maybe not the hero we envisioned, but a  true American Hero nonetheless. 

 

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

If i’m on his jury, he walks.  Walks straight to the nearest bar where he then drinks for free on my tab the rest of the day.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19092]

So there is definitely a fund for this guy's defense right?  And we are funding a bar tab for life, right?