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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

These teams that haven't beaten anyone, if you take a second loss and you don't have that win, then you should go. We let you in the club, and we were skeptical about the way you dressed, or if your ID was legit or not, and damn it, you proved that we made a mistake.

What in the ever loving fuck is he babbling about?

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4 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

These teams that haven't beaten anyone, if you take a second loss and you don't have that win, then you should go. We let you in the club, and we were skeptical about the way you dressed, or if your ID was legit or not, and damn it, you proved that we made a mistake.

Umm, South Carolina was that second loss for aggy (by 24) and they haven't beaten anybody.

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Auburn is ass. Aggie will handle them easily 

to my deep sadness, frustration and hatred of all things dj durkin . . . auburn is not ass. they are a pretty decent middle of the road football team that has been absolutely cursed by some of the most horrific qb play i have ever seen at the exact wrong time. if you look at their metrics and rankings it's almost impossible that they are currently 4-6, except for the fact that god (correctly) hates hugh freeze with a passion. this will be an absolute rock fight of a game between two pretty talented and also flawed teams. literally nothing could go wrong.

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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Muff chin

 

  • If A&M goes 10-3 and loses the title game, that's the only debate. I'm not looking at numbers. Common sense would tell you that they would be in over Tennessee. Does the committee have the balls to drop teams significantly when they lose? Miami should have dropped like a damn rock because of how they looked all year. Miami lost to Georgia Tech. Miami should have dropped more than Georgia dropped. If Texas loses to A&M, they should drop out of the playoff. They might win a national title. They might come into Kyle Field and win. Beat Alabama in the SEC Championship. They might run it. I think they are more flawed than people think.
     
  • If they don't beat A&M, I will watch the Texas Longhorns and go, "They definitely look like one of the twelve best teams in the country." But if we’re talking about resume, and you only play two top-25 teams in the country, and you lose to both of them... Versus what other teams in the discussion have accomplished, how can you honestly say they deserve to be in? That is a big if.
     
  • Texas needs to beat A&M. I do not think that Texas losing to A&M knocks them out of the playoffs. I'm not saying it will. However, if you look into the SEC and start comparing resumes and think that the most you'll get in the playoff is four, how will you put them in over A&M, Georgia, Alabama or Ole Miss? Is Texas a top 12 team? Yes. I'm just saying that these committees have them at three.
     
  • These teams that haven't beaten anyone, if you take a second loss and you don't have that win, then you should go. We let you in the club, and we were skeptical about the way you dressed, or if your ID was legit or not, and damn it, you proved that we made a mistake.

Y'all, Billy Loochie doesn't think we're that good. That is earth-shattering news. He's always been known to have a realistic take on the Texas Longhorns. Thank God he and Texas A&M allowed us into their conference so we could breathe the same air. They're so reasonable and merciful. Hail, Aggies!

 

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The Collin Klein relationship with Longstreet is incredible. His brother, Kevin Longstreet Jr., is here. A&M is winning big games. USC is a humiliation project every Saturday with Lincoln Riley. Their play on the field has been worse than his brisket.

Name all the big games A&M is winning, Billdo.

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15 minutes ago, bizzle said:

to my deep sadness, frustration and hatred of all things dj durkin . . . auburn is not ass. they are a pretty decent middle of the road football team that has been absolutely cursed by some of the most horrific qb play i have ever seen at the exact wrong time. if you look at their metrics and rankings it's almost impossible that they are currently 4-6, except for the fact that god (correctly) hates hugh freeze with a passion. this will be an absolute rock fight of a game between two pretty talented and also flawed teams. literally nothing could go wrong.

So what you're saying is they're terrible and you'll win convincingly. aggy by 100

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27 minutes ago, WBT said:

Umm, South Carolina was that second loss for aggy (by 24) and they haven't beaten anybody.

Cmon. He says that Texas would be the win. 2 losses with a win over Texas, or 3 losses and doesn’t matter.  
 

Of course they won’t get the opportunity to be 10-2 when the final rankings come out- they’d have to play another game and get the auto bid and bye or be 10-3. 

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18 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Looch was fairly entertaining on his latest posted above. That's the least he has ever ragged UT.

You can feel his dilemma of wanting do his usual diatribe about how overrated UT is, but he can't because then it would take away a high quality win from aggy should they defeat us.

He's scared shitless about what our defense is going to do to their 1980s offense. Knowing that Auburn could rough up Reed and Texas would finish the job. If Reed gets injured sometime during the next 90 minutes of game action, aggy gets blown out by Texas.

Shocking as this may be, but Auburn has a better defense than aggy, and aggy's ability to win this game solely relies on Payton Thorne commiting 2+ TOs. Auburn's skill players blow aggy out of the water.

aggy is 2-0 in one score games, Auburn is 0-3.

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William! Looch, the Fightin' Texas Aggie who wants to fight you! 

Bringing the insight.

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Everybody knows you only take an off week before playing a cupcake because...well  because. All those other idiot teams have off weeks before big games. Stupid. The guys barely know how to buckle their chinstraps or where to line up after a break like that. Give those poor Aggies a break!

 

Anybody have a clue as to who he's talking to here?

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I like that he's not afraid to take a bold stand where others cower:

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Somewhere there is a man standing tall in a parking lot in College Station. He knows things. He's smart not dumb like everybody says.

 

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What is? What are you talking about? Texas is one of the best 12 teams in the country, you say. Then you toss in resume after saying this above:

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You're looking at numbers, you're not looking at numbers, common sense should prevail, no dumbasses! What about the resume?

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Still, they won a battle they never fought:

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Arch could have transferred there.

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What’s so aggy about them is none of this shit matters.  You don’t see our guys railing against aggy and their schedule, falling back on some nth level stats to prove that Texas is the better team or worrying about what the media thinks about them.
 

That’s because we know that both teams control their own destiny. Settle it on the field; everything else is noise. But those yokels have little brother in their dna and can’t stop worrying that Texas is Texas and they’ll always be aggy.
 

 

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5 minutes ago, destroya said:

What’s so aggy about them is none of this shit matters.  You don’t see our guys railing against aggy and their schedule, falling back on some nth level stats to prove that Texas is the better team or worrying about what the media thinks about them.
 

That’s because we know that both teams control their own destiny. Settle it on the field; everything else is noise. But those yokels have little brother in their dna and can’t stop worrying that Texas is Texas and they’ll always be aggy.
 

 

its because we're used to winning this game and they're used to losing this game. they talk with fear and need to rationalize that they have a chance. they're losers. 

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19 hours ago, WBT said:

Umm, South Carolina was that second loss for aggy (by 24) and they haven't beaten anybody.

But if rhey beat Te as, they'll have that quality win. But Texas doesn't have a quality win. 

ETA: BigHorn13 beat me to it. 

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On 11/18/2024 at 7:02 PM, destroya said:

You don’t see our guys railing against aggy and their schedule, falling back on some nth level stats to prove that Texas is the better team or worrying about what the media thinks about them.

i'm absolutely not going to read it and find out, but i assume the 1,600 page thread on the football board regarding a&m is mainly trading new york times receipes?

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2 minutes ago, bizzle said:

i'm absolutely not going to read it and find out, but i assume the 1,600 page thread on the football board regarding a&m is mainly trading new york times receipes?

The New York Times has recipes??? Who knew??????

 

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15 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Well yeah, I’m sure everyone here had a crush on a stripper at some point. 

If I’ve learned anything here, other than that a bidet is a necessity, it is that one should never marry a stripper. 

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5 hours ago, bizzle said:

i'm absolutely not going to read it and find out, but i assume the 1,600 page thread on the football board regarding a&m is mainly trading new york times receipes?

That’s 1600 pages of us pointing and laughing at y’all not bitching and moaning about made up slights. 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I have made a recipe written by the peas-in-guacamole woman before (I found that out after the fact). It was actually really good. I will not be experimenting with that monstrosity however.

I like reading cookbooks and I use a lot of the recipes. My wife buys me a new and interesting one every Christmas and some of them are from decades ago. Or hell, Julia Childs’ stuff is something many of us have read and used. One common thread? All of them include at least one, and often, many, horrific recipes. One of The Art of French Cooking books includes multiple recipes for trapping meats and veggies in gelatinous molds. 

But yeah, the NYT buttermilk pancake recipe is delicious if you also use bacon grease and add vanilla. 

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They’re “hearing” that they’re more likely to flip Fasusi because the agent is telling them that. He’s also the reason they thought they were getting him earlier this spring/summer. All they have to do is convince him that College Station is the place to be, that the NIL deal blows everyone else’s away and that he will be an immediate starter at LT. 

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They’re “hearing” that they’re more likely to flip Fasusi because the agent is telling them that. He’s also the reason they thought they were getting him earlier this spring/summer. All they have to do is convince him that College Station is the place to be, that the NIL deal blows everyone else’s away and that he will be an immediate starter at LT. 

We're fucked. The Station is lit.

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22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He and William are confident that A&M did perfectly well with QB recruiting. Now seeking non-highly rated QBs because ratings are not really that important. Elko and crew are evaluating. Thoroughly. See Brauny for more copium.

When you’re five star qb recruit is from socal, grew up a fan of usc and is number two on their list…seems like you should have already done the evaluating and have identified a backup or two.  But copium is gonna copium 
 

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Well, you know, they're a real program. Kind of a big deal. You've got facilities. Hoo boy, has A&M got facilities! And you going to keep the boys off of the farm once they've seen a game at Kyle?

A&M doesn't need a QB this year anyway. They've got 'em stacked.

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16 minutes ago, bluto said:

“You don't need me to tell you this, but this weekend and next weekend at kyle Field are going to be off the charts.“

I think he means the importance of (this weekend) and (next weekend at Kyle Field), but the transcript loses the distinction

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