Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

[cafe society 2903]

JImbo never groomed us for success, Nor Elko.

[ousux 5636]

Elko and the Funnymen.

As a connoisseur of obscure music from a decade I don't really remember, I get this reference. Bravo good sir!

[Deej 77804]

1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fuck The Soup and Salad

You don't win 'cruits with salad

[HtownHorn 15238]

I liked Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk and No Money.

[T-shirt Sip 2205]

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fat Man and Little Boys- Nuking their Program

 

Edited December 23, 2023 by T-shirt Sip

[DixonHur 11959]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

3 hours ago, Tony Two K said:

Elko and the Funnymen.

As a connoisseur of obscure music from a decade I don't really remember, I get this reference. Bravo good sir!

[WBT 20965]

4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Don't remember who coined it, but I'm partial to Aggy 2025 - The Land of Melk and No Money

 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I liked Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk and No Money.

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fat Guy in a Little Coat

[txfight 40]

I thought "Land of Melk and Nothing", but that's been pretty much covered.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13275]

I still love- Aggy 2025: Jimbo Didn't Answer 

[Leanderman 2360]

Aggie Recruiting 2025: We broke. Spent it all at the buffet with Elko

[derp 845]

Aggie Recruiting 2025 - new year, same jar

[TheBryMan81 2633]

aggy recruiting 2025: Hanging on worse than Mike Elko's button

Edited December 26, 2023 by TheBryMan81

[FWD 297]

aggy recruiting 2025: Don't care, got Jumbo

[nnm 37894]

Elko recruiting 2025: all you can eat bread buffet

Edited December 26, 2023 by nnm

[Pimphand 6356]

On 12/22/2023 at 2:51 PM, Hornlover said:

Don't remember who coined it, but I'm partial to Aggy 2025 - The Land of Melk and No Money

Yeah beginning to wonder if Elko has some buyer's remorse realizing the Ags finna lose the bidding wars with Ole Miss even

[TommyGufano 6023]

The Melkman Cometh

[JerryHubbard 283]

A&M recruiting:  That's not a Melk moustache.

[BurntOrange&White 41842]

A&M 2025 Recruiting: I have nipples can you Melk me, Greg?

[Bevoball 184]

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

[Deej 77804]

A&M 2025 Recruiting: Nothing to see here

[Wiler77 1628]

1 hour ago, Bevoball said:

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

Problem is, that'll be the same thread title for the next 7 years

[General Specific 3507]

A&M 2025 Recruiting: We can pay three head corchs, Whoop!

[RomaVicta 30553]

A&M 2025: SEC Bready

[Hornlover 8934]

Aggy 2025 Recruiting - It Just Costs More

[Butch Had Not 3059]

Don't Care.  Got Jumbo.

[Armybrat 41386]

A&M Recruiting 2025 - They Just Said No.

[nnm 37894]

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Don't Care.  Got Jumbo Payoff.

FIFY

[Hornlover 8934]

Aggy 2025 - Jumbo Loans (sponsored by Wulaw)

[BornAndRaised 12869]

15 hours ago, Bevoball said:

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

This is my vote.

[RGBIII 23014]

On 12/23/2023 at 3:30 AM, Mason Ramsey said:

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fat Guy in a Little Coat

This is my favorite

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

Going to be interesting to see how Elko does with this class with the new coach bump going up against Sark coming off a playoff appearance.  They have one commit so far from a mid-3* OL out of Houston.

[nnm 37894]

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Going to be interesting to see how Elko does with this class with the new coach bump going up against Sark coming off a playoff appearance.  They have one commit so far from a mid-3* OL out of Houston.

TAMU Olive Garden recruiting 2025: unlimited bread

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

So this is what the Elk and the new staff was selling at Jr Day.  Going to be the "premier" college football team for years to come 😅

Edited January 15 by Elmer_Fudd

[Chango 227]

The elk is recruiting in 3025.

[DixonHur 11959]

11 minutes ago, Chango said:

The elk is recruiting in 3025.

I doubt he's there in 1,000 years, but you never know.

[Hookem10 870]

Elmo 2025 : Tire Fire Hire 

[Texasrocks 2251]

A&M 2025: What's the Opposite of Gluten Free

[nnm 37894]

It’s really kind of shocking that they can get anything close to a top-25 class. The entire athletics program (except for meat judging, and maybe baseball) is in a free fall. They have no skins on the wall in 84 years. Shiny locker rooms and a tackle box in a crappy small town. That’s what they’re selling. Why would anyone go there if they can get anything close to the same market NIL somewhere else?

[RomaVicta 30553]

13 hours ago, Chango said:

The elk is recruiting in 3025.

I took this to be "the years to come" when A&M will be a premier program. The Thousand Years Away Reich.

[RollingPresidential 633]

Rich man's Mississippi State.

[Leanderman 2360]

Aggy 2025 Where two stars are welcome

[Mitch Cumsteen 18962]

15 hours ago, Chango said:

The elk is recruiting in 3025.

Put it on the plaque: National Championship 30XX

[markstanco 12785]

….its been 1,084 years

[Vertigo 20492]

A&M 2025: Busting Muttons and Popping Buttons

[BurntOrange&White 41842]

 

 

[BruceVonClaude 228]

23 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

Sounds like could be committing to aggy soon.

https://247sports.com/player/kelvion-riggins-46127521/

[Dbeasy 15561]

A&M 2025: Bread and Melk for Dinner

[Hookem10 870]

That dude collecting social security already and about to play foosball with the young’uns