Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

[nnm 36327]

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

That dude collecting social security already and about to play foosball with the young’uns 

One of the biggest misses in Texas HS mascots is Forney. They are the jackrabbits. Think how much merch they could sell if they were the Gators. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

On 1/15/2024 at 5:52 PM, DixonHur said:

I doubt he's there in 1,000 years, but you never know.

But what we do know is Jumbo will still be getting paid 

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

Committing tomorrow.  Probably aggy.

https://247sports.com/player/kelvion-riggins-46127521/

[HenryJames 66031]

Meh.

[crash_davis 23094]

He looks like he has grandkids. No way that dude is 17.

[nnm 36327]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

He looks like he has grandkids. No way that dude is 17.

[crash_davis 23094]

Seriously, how is this dude 17 or 18?

[Armybrat 40814]

Ron McKelvey’s younger brother?

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Good luck finding a helmet for that kid

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Ron McKelvey’s younger brother?

[ousux 5595]

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

Win

[texifornia 56850]

It is hard to make Mike Elko look cool

 

[Dbeasy 15039]

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

[MuellerHorn 4225]

46 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

@texifornia

[Bevo14 8303]

5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

Texas A&M Recruiting 20__: Still Paying Jimbo

Edited January 26 by Bevo14

[Leanderman 2275]

Texas gomers the gift that keeps giving..........................to Jimbo.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

A&M 2025...Jimbo didn't answer 

[westexhorn 2013]

 

looks like he's committed to melko

[closetojumping 62506]

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

 

looks like he's committed to melko

He committed to Melko and immediately grew 1.5 inches. The Elk Effect. 

[HenryJames 66031]

Just now, closetojumping said:

He committed to Melko and immediately grew 1.5 inches. The Elk Effect. 

Around the waistline?

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

[Hornlover 8825]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

[SydneyCarton 48051]

2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

Yeah, you’re trusting the evaluation of some knob in Texags or sec rant. Jonah Williams says hi. Elijah Barnes says Hi. 
 

 

[closetojumping 62506]

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

I don’t think he is high on the Texas list. He’s also 100% not going to be a five star. Those clowns can’t help themselves. 

[SydneyCarton 48051]

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

[SimkinsMan 4385]

On 12/26/2023 at 9:38 AM, FWD said:

aggy recruiting 2025: Don't care, got Jumbo

I like this or "Fat Guy in a Little Coat"

[Mikey4 2476]

They talk like this guy in a top 35-50 player who only needs to have a good fall to jump up to a 5*. In reality, he's a 3* on 247 and a low 4* on the composite.

[CosmoDog 298]

30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Around the waistline?

Around his block head from the looks of it.

[Henry Hill 3156]

35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

Melk and cookies may have legs…or a fupa

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

[Magus Ossis 2797]

Melk me, Focker

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Aggy 2025: From Cuck to Fat Fuck

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Aggy 2025: Next Year is Still Our Year

[Teryor 4449]

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Don't think we've even offered this guy.  Who are we expected to possibly battle it out with them on the recruiting front this cycle?  I can't think of much crossover.

[texifornia 56850]

https://www.on3.com/db/deyjhon-pettaway-155854/

[RomaVicta 29886]

Pretty smart to start with the base. If they lose Katy...

[Chuckie Finster 22692]

Pretty smart to start with the base. If they lose Katy...

This dude’s coach is David Hicks’ father. The slam dunkiest of slam dunks.

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

45 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This dude’s coach is David Hicks’ father. The slam dunkiest of slam dunks.

We're doomed

 

[BurntEyes 5954]

On 1/20/2024 at 11:12 PM, nnm said:

One of the biggest misses in Texas HS mascots is Forney. They are the jackrabbits. Think how much merch they could sell if they were the Gators. 

Awesome! I'm very disappointed we've yet to see a South Carolina vs USC bowl match up. I'd show up just to sell shirts I designed. (With Thujone assistance of course)

[BurntEyes 5954]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We're doomed

 

I find the use of the word gobble very disturbing in this parlance.

#nevergofullaggie

[RomaVicta 29886]

Plan 2024 evidently still on track. 

Hold the 2022 Class together: Huge Success!

Hit the ol' Portal hard: Huger Success!

Assemble great coaching staff: Orgasmic!

Recruit like you run this state: Lift off!

Expectations: Intensely Realistic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20559]

On 1/27/2024 at 8:36 AM, SydneyCarton said:

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

*land of melk and no money

[nnm 36327]

TAMU recruiting 2025:  Unlimited Bread

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

Wiltfong pumping the aggy sunshine for the Elk.

 

[orangeut 212]

Texas A&M Recruiting: 2025 CB Deyjhon Pettaway ...

Aggies Wire

https://aggieswire.usatoday.com › 2024/01/27 › 2025-...

 

 

 

23 hours ago — Pettaway, whose brother is current incoming sophomore Texas A&M linebacker Daymion Sanford,

[Napoleon 8657]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I find the use of the word gobble very disturbing in this parlance.

#nevergofullaggie

If you ask me, it appears that Mehlko is a classic “Top Gobbler”.

He identifies what he wants and slides in for the gobble.

[Armybrat 40814]

18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Is that some kind of Arabic sign language for pegging?

[RomaVicta 29886]

It's their cheer for their vaunted School of Animal Proctology.

[DixonHur 11292]

16 hours ago, nnm said:

TAMU recruiting 2025:  Unlimited Bread

Good luck.  The Baker is a Longhorn!