Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

[nnm 37894]

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

That dude collecting social security already and about to play foosball with the young’uns 

One of the biggest misses in Texas HS mascots is Forney. They are the jackrabbits. Think how much merch they could sell if they were the Gators. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13275]

On 1/15/2024 at 5:52 PM, DixonHur said:

I doubt he's there in 1,000 years, but you never know.

But what we do know is Jumbo will still be getting paid 

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

Committing tomorrow.  Probably aggy.

https://247sports.com/player/kelvion-riggins-46127521/

[HenryJames 67322]

Meh.

[crash_davis 23468]

He looks like he has grandkids. No way that dude is 17.

[nnm 37894]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

He looks like he has grandkids. No way that dude is 17.

[crash_davis 23468]

Seriously, how is this dude 17 or 18?

[Armybrat 41385]

Ron McKelvey’s younger brother?

[ClubWhatever 12283]

Good luck finding a helmet for that kid

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

Ron McKelvey’s younger brother?

[ousux 5636]

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

Win

[texifornia 59008]

It is hard to make Mike Elko look cool

 

[Dbeasy 15561]

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

[MuellerHorn 4618]

46 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

@texifornia

[Bevo14 8468]

5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

Texas A&M Recruiting 20__: Still Paying Jimbo

Edited January 26 by Bevo14

[Leanderman 2360]

Texas gomers the gift that keeps giving..........................to Jimbo.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13275]

A&M 2025...Jimbo didn't answer 

[westexhorn 2162]

 

looks like he's committed to melko

[closetojumping 65379]

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

 

looks like he's committed to melko

He committed to Melko and immediately grew 1.5 inches. The Elk Effect. 

[HenryJames 67322]

Just now, closetojumping said:

He committed to Melko and immediately grew 1.5 inches. The Elk Effect. 

Around the waistline?

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

[Hornlover 8933]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

[SydneyCarton 49475]

2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

Yeah, you’re trusting the evaluation of some knob in Texags or sec rant. Jonah Williams says hi. Elijah Barnes says Hi. 
 

 

[closetojumping 65379]

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

I don’t think he is high on the Texas list. He’s also 100% not going to be a five star. Those clowns can’t help themselves. 

[SydneyCarton 49475]

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

[SimkinsMan 4554]

On 12/26/2023 at 9:38 AM, FWD said:

aggy recruiting 2025: Don't care, got Jumbo

I like this or "Fat Guy in a Little Coat"

[Mikey4 2484]

They talk like this guy in a top 35-50 player who only needs to have a good fall to jump up to a 5*. In reality, he's a 3* on 247 and a low 4* on the composite.

[CosmoDog 386]

30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Around the waistline?

Around his block head from the looks of it.

[Henry Hill 3156]

35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

Melk and cookies may have legs…or a fupa

[ShowmeyourTDs 1160]

[Magus Ossis 2997]

Melk me, Focker

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Aggy 2025: From Cuck to Fat Fuck

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Aggy 2025: Next Year is Still Our Year

[Teryor 4988]

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Don't think we've even offered this guy.  Who are we expected to possibly battle it out with them on the recruiting front this cycle?  I can't think of much crossover.

[texifornia 59008]

https://www.on3.com/db/deyjhon-pettaway-155854/

[RomaVicta 30553]

Pretty smart to start with the base. If they lose Katy...

[Chuckie Finster 23037]

Pretty smart to start with the base. If they lose Katy...

This dude’s coach is David Hicks’ father. The slam dunkiest of slam dunks.

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

45 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This dude’s coach is David Hicks’ father. The slam dunkiest of slam dunks.

We're doomed

 

[BurntEyes 6290]

On 1/20/2024 at 11:12 PM, nnm said:

One of the biggest misses in Texas HS mascots is Forney. They are the jackrabbits. Think how much merch they could sell if they were the Gators. 

Awesome! I'm very disappointed we've yet to see a South Carolina vs USC bowl match up. I'd show up just to sell shirts I designed. (With Thujone assistance of course)

[BurntEyes 6290]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We're doomed

 

I find the use of the word gobble very disturbing in this parlance.

#nevergofullaggie

[RomaVicta 30553]

Plan 2024 evidently still on track. 

Hold the 2022 Class together: Huge Success!

Hit the ol' Portal hard: Huger Success!

Assemble great coaching staff: Orgasmic!

Recruit like you run this state: Lift off!

Expectations: Intensely Realistic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20965]

On 1/27/2024 at 8:36 AM, SydneyCarton said:

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

*land of melk and no money

[nnm 37894]

TAMU recruiting 2025:  Unlimited Bread

[Elmer_Fudd 22979]

Wiltfong pumping the aggy sunshine for the Elk.

 

[orangeut 216]

Texas A&M Recruiting: 2025 CB Deyjhon Pettaway ...

Aggies Wire

https://aggieswire.usatoday.com › 2024/01/27 › 2025-...

 

 

 

23 hours ago — Pettaway, whose brother is current incoming sophomore Texas A&M linebacker Daymion Sanford,

[Napoleon 8822]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I find the use of the word gobble very disturbing in this parlance.

#nevergofullaggie

If you ask me, it appears that Mehlko is a classic “Top Gobbler”.

He identifies what he wants and slides in for the gobble.

[Armybrat 41385]

18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Is that some kind of Arabic sign language for pegging?

[RomaVicta 30553]

It's their cheer for their vaunted School of Animal Proctology.

[DixonHur 11959]

16 hours ago, nnm said:

TAMU recruiting 2025:  Unlimited Bread

Good luck.  The Baker is a Longhorn!