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Regarding Luicci "facilatating" a meeting between the two:

That would such an insult to Elko and an absurdity to Campbell that it's hard to figure out what William sees in his mind happening at this meeting.

I compared it to the notion of getting a bunch of Aggie football dads and stellar Aggie players from the past to hold a BBQ and buck up Calzeda when he was getting devoured behind that pitiful OL.

Maybe it's their culture of believing all Aggies stick together and respect the voice of their elder Aggies. These meetings are pathetic ideas that would result in shuddering cringes from the participants being invited.

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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

That would such an insult to Elko and an absurdity to Campbell that it's hard to figure out what William sees in his mind happening at this meeting.

I compared it to the notion of getting a bunch of Aggie football dads and stellar Aggie players from the past to hold a BBQ and buck up Calzeda when he was getting devoured behind that pitiful OL.

Maybe it's their culture of believing all Aggies stick together and respect the voice of their elder Aggies. These meetings are pathetic ideas that would result in shuddering cringes from the participants being invited.

Billy just wants to be seen as having clout. Oddly, within that cult, he does. As does the dweeb with the bowtie, the bulbous-nosed buffoon John Sharp, and Karen the cleat-chasing bag woman. 

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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy just wants to be seen as having clout. Oddly, within that cult, he does. As does the dweeb with the bowtie, the bulbous-nosed buffoon John Sharp, and Karen the cleat-chasing bag woman. 

He even talks down to his audience as though he's a guru. Only there.

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If a dog walks across his lawn but turns to cross the sidewalk and his wife asks what he's looking at:

Honey, what're you looking at?

A goose has the ball. He's to midfield and could score!...............Ball at the Aggie 28 yardline. Check that. It's at the Aggie 24 yard line...(Hears yokel-sounding Elmendorf in his head) I think that's a dog, Dave...Yes. Reveille for a four yard carry.  Looks like a timeout on the field. If you live in Katy and need insurance, Curt Perineum, valedictorian of the class of '95, invites all Aggies to come see him to whoop up a car, home, or maroon automobile policy. Curt says, Gig 'Em Aggies......

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23 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy just wants to be seen as having clout. Oddly, within that cult, he does. As does the dweeb with the bowtie, the bulbous-nosed buffoon John Sharp, and Karen the cleat-chasing bag woman. 

You know you’re a few years out of date yet? Karen doesn’t have any clout anymore and the bow tie left aTm a decade ago. 

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27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You know you’re a few years out of date yet? Karen doesn’t have any clout anymore and the bow tie left aTm a decade ago. 

I was just going for the symmetry, bro. You’re overthinking it.
 

Karen was a big deal. A BIG DEAL!

I can’t imagine how jealous Billy Liucci was of Norman for a couple of years there. 

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2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

"Let this thing play out because Elko understands the importance of getting it turned around overnight"  re read your shit occasionally Billy 

The dumbest poster on TexAgs, which, I believe is the bar for dumb on the internet, "understands the importance" of their defensive woes. It's finding the remedy that's hard whether it take the oxymoronic time frame of "playing out overnight.'

Seems like oxymornonic should be applied to Dreamy Brauny. Oh well.

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11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

The aggies really hate him. I can't even remember why, but I do not believe they will allow him to be hired.

Blamed him for losing Anthony Hill.

He's done great at Georgia Tech, and I think he was part of the Duke assistant crew that all got furious at Elko for doing the "I'm not fucking leaving" speech then slinking out at midnight after getting a higher offer.

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5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The aggies really hate him. I can't even remember why, but I do not believe they will allow him to be hired.

his position group regressed while in college station, he kind of sucked at recruiting and strikes me as annoying as shit. he also might be the random guy that's better coordinating a defense than teaching a position group. also who cares, life is suffering.

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7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Blamed him for losing Anthony Hill.

He's done great at Georgia Tech, and I think he was part of the Duke assistant crew that all got furious at Elko for doing the "I'm not fucking leaving" speech then slinking out at midnight after getting a higher offer.

Perkins too.

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2 hours ago, Sabalo said:

The aggies should just bite the bullet, fire Elko, and hire Dillingham. Dude has the perfect punchable face for an aggie coach.

He would just quiet quit like the rest of them spout a tagline like get your licks in now, we run the state, aint how it used to be, we are a real program now. 

And be set for life.

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7 hours ago, Sabalo said:

The aggies should just bite the bullet, fire Elko, and hire Dillingham. Dude has the perfect punchable face for an aggie coach.

Raised in Phoenix.

Educated in Phoenix.

Coaches in Phoenix..

…would jump at the opportunity to live in College Station.

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