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[Jkwellborn 6595]

Thomas J came back to life only to be stung again?

Did he have his glasses?

[That Guy 950]

That’s not funny at all. 

[Guadaloopy 10801]

3 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

Because your mom was a whore- it's that simple.

[ImissWallyPryor 9044]

 

[crash_davis 23050]

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

[Bigbend1812 12870]

[Deej 76197]

Life has its ups and downs. 

[crash_davis 23050]

Getting stabbed 15 times to death is not that horrible. Getting stabbed to death over an argument of which came first, chicken or egg, probably is.

https://mustsharenews.com/chicken-or-egg-debate-stabbing/

Man in Indonesia stabs another man to death over debate on whether chicken or egg came first

Stabbed the victim 15 times

The two men did not know each other before meeting at a drinking spot, AKP La Ode Arsangka, Head of the Criminal Investigation Unit of Muna Police, told Kumparan.

As they drank, they began joking and exchanging riddles, including the classic debate over whether the chicken or the egg came first.

However, the perpetrator got emotional and left the gathering to get a sharp weapon at home.

When he returned, DR then brutally stabbed Kadir Markus 15 times, Kompas reported.

 

Team Chicken!

[SurlyGator 828]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg

[texastough 1098]

team dinosaur

[Bevo 13439]

On 7/30/2024 at 12:16 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

 

I can't believe that was from a bicycle battery. I've had a car battery explode on me and it just put some holes in my shirt. This seems worse.

[crash_davis 23050]

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

I can't believe that was from a bicycle battery. I've had a car battery explode on me and it just put some holes in my shirt. This seems worse.

Even batteries hate cyclists. 

[Armybrat 40544]

Jared James Dicus butchered his newlywed bride Anggy just months after they were apparently happily married in Magnolia, Texas last year. He was sentenced to only 40 years?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/06/jared-dicus-sentenced-decapitating-wife-anggy-diaz/74684360007/

Edited August 7 by Armybrat

[crash_davis 23050]

Taking trash to dumpster, need gun to protect himself from trashcan pandas. 

Something about this doesn't sound quite right.

 

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2024/08/06/man-taking-trash-to-dumpster-with-gun-slips-shoots-and-kills-self-accidentally-police-say/

SAN ANTONIO – A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

Officers were called just before 6 a.m. to the 12400 block of Starcrest Drive, not far from Jones Maltsberger Road after receiving word of a person wounded.

According to police, a man in his 50s or 60s was walking to a nearby dumpster while carrying both his trash and a gun. That’s when, police say, the man slipped in a wet area and somehow the gun went off, wounding him the chest.

Police said the man, however, continued to walk down the hill to the dumpster where he was later found. He was taken by ambulance to an area hospital, where he later died.

SAPD said investigators found a gun near the trash bags.

[Texzilla588 766]

Jared James Dicus butchered his newlywed bride Anggy just months after they were apparently happily married in Magnolia, Texas last year. He was sentenced to only 40 years?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/06/jared-dicus-sentenced-decapitating-wife-anggy-diaz/74684360007/

Due to the aggravated nature of the offense, prosecutors said Dicus is not eligible for parole until 2043 at the earliest.

“Waller County does not tolerate domestic violence," Waller County Criminal District Attorney Sean Whittmore said in a statement. "Heinous crimes like this one will not go unanswered, we will seek justice for the victims of domestic violence and send a message to the perpetrators that here, we fight for our victims."

Parole eligible in 20 years. DA prancing like he got three death penalties. Weak ass judge.

[Jkwellborn 6595]

Taking trash to dumpster, need gun to protect himself from trashcan pandas. 
Something about this doesn't sound quite right.
 
https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2024/08/06/man-taking-trash-to-dumpster-with-gun-slips-shoots-and-kills-self-accidentally-police-say/
SAN ANTONIO – A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.
Officers were called just before 6 a.m. to the 12400 block of Starcrest Drive, not far from Jones Maltsberger Road after receiving word of a person wounded.
According to police, a man in his 50s or 60s was walking to a nearby dumpster while carrying both his trash and a gun. That’s when, police say, the man slipped in a wet area and somehow the gun went off, wounding him the chest.
Police said the man, however, continued to walk down the hill to the dumpster where he was later found. He was taken by ambulance to an area hospital, where he later died.
SAPD said investigators found a gun near the trash bags.

Talk about not wanting to look into a murder.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

I'm guessing that they were the ones that murdered him

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Whoops.

Quote

A woman died Thursday morning at Chicago O'Hare International Airport after getting caught in a baggage carousel, officials told ABC News.

The woman, who has not yet been publicly identified, was 57, according to the Chicago Police Department.

The woman was a member of the public and not a worker at the airport, according to a spokesperson for the Department of Labor.

Emergency responders were called to Terminal 5 at about 7:45 a.m. Thursday following reports of a woman "pinned in machinery," the Chicago Fire Department said.

Upon arriving to the scene, they found the woman "entangled in the conveyer belt system used to move baggage," fire officials said.

Medics pronounced the woman dead at the scene.

Police said surveillance footage of the area showed the woman "entering an unoccupied restricted area at 2:27 a.m."

She was discovered at approximately 7:30 a.m., police said, and emergency responders were called to the scene.

The area has been declared a crime scene, and the Chicago Police Department is investigating. 

[Parliament 14010]

The echos of her screams up and down the terminal…

[Jkwellborn 6595]

I'm guessing that they were the ones that murdered him

Wonder whose wife he was fucking.

[HenryJames 65525]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Whoops.

[Deej 76197]

On 8/7/2024 at 9:31 AM, Armybrat said:

Jared James Dicus butchered his newlywed bride Anggy just months after they were apparently happily married in Magnolia, Texas last year. He was sentenced to only 40 years?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/06/jared-dicus-sentenced-decapitating-wife-anggy-diaz/74684360007/

She didn't get to love him long time. 

[Armybrat 40544]

On 8/7/2024 at 3:20 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm guessing that they were the ones that murdered him

That’s what he gets for not recycling.