I've heard police work is dangerous.

[McCroskey 1491]

It is, that's why I carry a big gun.

[mdmost 43076]

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson; sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

Edited August 14, 2022 by mdmost

[DeepEastTexas 644]

"You want to take a dinghy?"

"No I took care of that at the press conference"

[BigDHornfan 6564]

Hey Al,
You’ve got something on the side of your mouth.

[Red Five 41015]

We won't rest for one minute until whoever did this is behind bars. Now lets go grab a bite to eat. 

[DeepEastTexas 644]

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hey Al,
You’ve got something on the side of your mouth.

This is the one that gets me every fucking time.  That entire fucking banana falls to the table. 

[BigDHornfan 6564]

This is the one that gets me every fucking time.  That entire fucking banana falls to the table. 

[DeepEastTexas 644]

Nielsen's delivery is perfect in that scene.  "No, the other side". 

[DeepEastTexas 644]

"Wong Wu's? Are they back in business? I thought they closed down three years ago"

"Has it been that long? I don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway."

[Incredulity 11684]

Nice beaver.

[Red Five 41015]

I can't see anything. 

Use your open eye Frank. 

[Guest]

On 8/14/2022 at 9:49 AM, Incredulity said:

Nice beaver.

Thanks, I just had it stuffed. 

So is the “Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!” guy the same fat boy from Teen Wolf. 

[NWBuck 8590]

On 8/14/2022 at 7:38 AM, DeepEastTexas said:

"Wong Wu's? Are they back in business? I thought they closed down three years ago"

"Has it been that long? I don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway."

To this day, I get a gag reflex when they pour the chunky milk. 

[South Austin 52663]

Yeah, he turned out to be a murderer, but that opening scene with OJ Simpson still gets me.

[McCroskey 1491]

Yeah, he turned out to be a murderer, but that opening scene with OJ Simpson still gets me.

Exactly, this kind of deadpan delivery is just the best.


“Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s MY policy.”

[Knoxtnhorn 6073]

On 8/17/2022 at 8:20 PM, Rex Kramer said:

Thanks, I just had it stuffed. 

So is the “Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!” guy the same fat boy from Teen Wolf. 

Yep and Francis in Peee Wee's Big Adventure.

[South Austin 52663]

7 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yep and Francis in Peee Wee's Big Adventure.

And the grown up fat kid from A League of Their Own.

[Homercles 10206]

The entire baseball act is unbelievable but maybe my favorite moment in a scene, for the whole series is the three called strikes.  
 

The dead silence of the crowd as it dawns on him what he’s supposed to be doing, before he basically asks the catcher ‘……….strike?’ < mimics hand signal accidentally >

Overly flamboyant strike two call, waving to the crowd and a huge grin on his face 

And of course, my favorite of all:  calling strike 3 before the ball is anywhere near the plate