2022 Fuck Fantasy Football

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

5 hours ago, TXSooner518 said:

Are you going to be carrying 2 defenses, 2 tight ends, 2 QB, or 2 kickers?  I really wouldn't want to drop any of those guys. 

I'm holding onto Watson because I have Murray as my starter, so when he does his late season collapse, I'll need Watson. I dropped my defense to grab Bateman off waivers, so that's why I need to make up for that. 

[MoJames 8,244]

5 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

.5 ppr wr halp Pick 2 besides Higg

T Higgins Q

Lamb

Allen Robinson

Josh Palmer

J Dotson

I guess I'd go Lamb and Palmer.

[CurlyDumps 4,466]

6 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

.5 ppr wr halp Pick 2 besides Higg

T Higgins Q

Lamb

Allen Robinson

Josh Palmer

J Dotson

 

 

Lamb and Robinson. Money plays, and a squeaky wheel game could be coming for the $30 million dollar man.

FYI helps if you post the matchup (and @ or vs. for home/away)

 

[Upgrayedd 5,810]

6 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

.5 ppr wr halp Pick 2 besides Higg

T Higgins Q at Dal

Lamb v cincy 

Allen Robinson v ATL

Josh Palmer at KC

J Dotson  at Det

 

 

 

17 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Lamb and Robinson. Money plays, and a squeaky wheel game could be coming for the $30 million dollar man.

FYI helps if you post the matchup (and @ or vs. for home/away)

 

Thanks.  Added above 

[ChickenSandwich 9,824]

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Lamb and Robinson. Money plays, and a squeaky wheel game could be coming for the $30 million dollar man.

FYI helps if you post the matchup (and @ or vs. for home/away)

 

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[HiggyBaby 2,528]

Picked last in both my leagues. Not my ideal choice based on previous seasons but Mike Williams paying off. Got him in both. Also snagged Duvernay today in both. Let’s see how it goes.

[Firemans4Horn 18,033]

15 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm holding onto Watson because I have Murray as my starter, so when he does his late season collapse, I'll need Watson. I dropped my defense to grab Bateman off waivers, so that's why I need to make up for that. 

drop Watson. He’s dead weight the next 11 weeks. And it’s not like Cleveland’s WR/TE are world beaters when he comes back. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,033]

Kenneth Walker is the last guy on my bench. Should I drop him for Khalil Herbert?

[MoJames 8,244]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Kenneth Walker is the last guy on my bench. Should I drop him for Khalil Herbert?

I'd personally prefer Khalil, but you could go either way. Watching the game last week Khalil was the best RB on the bears and I'd think as time progresses he will take the starting role.

[Baboontyme 2,809]

Biased but I wouldn't drop Walker. He is explosive. I believe Carroll will have a hard time keeping him off of the field. 

[closetohumping 17,431]

19 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Biased but I wouldn't drop Walker. He is explosive. I believe Carroll will have a hard time keeping him off of the field. 

I got KW as well.

 

 

BTW, missed on Saquan in all three of my leagues even though I would've loved to pick him.

[Baboontyme 2,809]

30 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I got KW as well.

 

 

BTW, missed on Saquan in all three of my leagues even though I would've loved to pick him.

Same. Well only two drafts and he wasn't available in one, which made me sad. I was eyeing a Saquon/Javonte backfield.

@EvilCaseMcCoy been reading some buzz that GB is going to make a concerted effort to get Jones the ball this week. 

Edited September 17, 2022 by Baboontyme

[closetohumping 17,431]

23 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Same. Well only two drafts and he wasn't available in one, which made me sad. I was eyeing a Saquon/Javonte backfield.

@EvilCaseMcCoy been reading some buzz that GB is going to make a concerted effort to get Jones the ball this week. 

Good.  I got Jones on one of my teams 

[Baboontyme 2,809]

Pittman ruled out already. 

You guys should follow @SICscore and @ProFootballDoc if you're not already. He gave a heads up on this being likely yesterday. 

[closetohumping 17,431]

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

Pittman ruled out already. 

You guys should follow @SICscore and @ProFootballDoc if you're not already. He gave a heads up on this being likely yesterday. 

Fuck!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

Clearly, I love Christian Kirk. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,033]

Drafting him in the 12th round of my draft was a good decision. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

On 9/17/2022 at 10:22 AM, closetohumping said:

BTW, missed on Saquan in all three of my leagues even though I would've loved to pick him.

You can fucking have him today. 

[ztejas 43,411]

Streaming the Pats D looking like a good move. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

On 8/19/2022 at 6:42 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Also, is it bad I want to draft Amon-Ra St. Brown because of Hard Knocks? 

Well, this looks prescient. 

 

Minus the small fact I went 0-3 in getting him. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,033]

I’m up against Tua today. Probably the first week he’s ever caused an opposing manager to lose in his career. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

Well, FantasyPros is seriously on my shit-list now. Big league where everyone starts scrubs at WR3/Flex, I had Garrett Wilson in all week over Gage. Every time I checked my lineup, got the FP popup telling me to switch them, finally did so about 11:30 this morning. Only a 21-pt fuckup, goddamnit. 

 

They also had Mooney over Dotson all week. 

[closetohumping 17,431]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You can fucking have him today. 

On one of my teams I have Keenan, Pittman and kamara

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

Believe Saquon had 2.8 at the time, he rebounded a little. 

[ztejas 43,411]

18 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’m up against Tua today. Probably the first week he’s ever caused an opposing manager to lose in his career. 

He's on my bench. Which is cool. Never going to play him over Josh - glad he isn't on someone else's team. 

[ztejas 43,411]

I'll just have to live with this. 🤷

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

Ha, Allen Robinson promptly scores after so many owners benched him this week. 

[CurlyDumps 4,466]

I called it! Squeaky wheel game.

Nick Chubb carrying my team with Kamara, Keenan Allen, and Dobbins out and bum ass Edmonds in my lineup:

[Celery Man 20,929]

cool cool had lance as my qb but at least I've got checks roster matt ryan as a backup

[Celery Man 20,929]

shit. I had already put in a waiver to pick up baker mayfield and drop matt ryan, just... I think that's a better option. Dak Prescott is available, I'm tempted to drop Lance for Dak and see how well I can manage with Baker in the interim. Otherwise it's like, Flaco, Smith, Rush.. fuck.

[Zepol87 9,185]

Lol started Trey Lance with Tua on the bench. Moron

[CurlyDumps 4,466]

11 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

shit. I had already put in a waiver to pick up baker mayfield and drop matt ryan, just... I think that's a better option. Dak Prescott is available, I'm tempted to drop Lance for Dak and see how well I can manage with Baker in the interim. Otherwise it's like, Flaco, Smith, Rush.. fuck.

 

[HiggyBaby 2,528]

Lol started Trey Lance with Tua on the bench. Moron

I feel your pain

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

Anyone want to chip in on the flight to Atl to have a little face-to-face with one Mr. Kyle Pitts? You’re killing me, son. 

[Guest]

Had Tua and Waddle on my bench.  Started Lance at QB and Marquise Brown was rated a start over Waddle on virtually every site.

All that being said, I'm still likely to be high point this week.

That should fill the rest of the League with confidence.

[Celery Man 20,929]

ugh ok

Ryan, Flacco, or Mayfield?

 

Gotta see if I can wrangle a QB free from someone

[ztejas 43,411]

4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

cool cool had lance as my qb but at least I've got checks roster matt ryan as a backup

What on earth happened in your draft? (I guess Lance was rated higher than I thought)

 

I have Jeudy and of course my opponent has Sutton. Just killer... 

Edited September 19, 2022 by ztejas

[Celery Man 20,929]

waited too long for qb, was watching a toddler while it happened, and honestly I didn't remember who tf lance even was and decided to roll with it. I can't remember who else was left at QB at that point but no obvious great choice and he was the highest rated.

[Guest]

I ended up with Tua the same way.  Fucking around picking RBs and WRs and all of the sudden I realize...damn, all the QBs are gone.

Then Tua sucked last week, so I sat him on the road at Balty.... furk.

At least I didn't cut him.🤣

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

They also had Mooney over Dotson all week. 

Yeah, that shit fucking sucked too. 

[closetohumping 17,431]

Had pollard and Christian Kirk on my bench.  Seems like Tony may be taking over for zeke?

[Cornpop 230]

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Had pollard and Christian Kirk on my bench.  Seems like Tony may be taking over for zeke?

I'm wondering the same thing. I drafted and started Zeke, which almost cost me a win this week. I won by .6 points. Zeke just looks completely uninspired out there. 

[closetohumping 17,431]

45 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

I'm wondering the same thing. I drafted and started Zeke, which almost cost me a win this week. I won by .6 points. Zeke just looks completely uninspired out there. 

Seems like pollard has looked better the last couple years.  Definitely looks faster

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

Crowder or Robert Woods (.5 PPR) with Gabe Davis out tonight? Josh is my QB. 

[ztejas 43,411]

Devonta Smith was such a fucking awful pick. May just drop him after this week. 

[ztejas 43,411]

49 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Devonta Smith was such a fucking awful pick. May just drop him after this week. 

Alright maybe he's not that bad. 

Still - having players in the Eagles offense is such a beating. I have him and Sanders and Hurts runs in every God damn TD. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,941]

You’re my boy, Josh Allen! 

Sorry, @NorthLoop. 

[closetohumping 17,431]

Had Diggs in one league.  Had tyreek and Aaron Jones in another.   Good week

[Guest]

High point in the league for the week...with Tua and Waddle on my bench.  My starters actually beat my bench by exactly 1 point.

I guess whatever the opposite of "Fuck Fantasy Football" might be, maybe "I'm lucky as hell, despite my coach" was in session this week.  Sure is nice to get all dem points though.  Keep em coming!!!

[closetohumping 17,431]

Damn Darnell Mooney is available in my league.