2022 Fuck Fantasy Football

[Cornpop 230]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

The good ol' Geno Smith v. Jacoby Brissett barnburner. 

Get yo popcorn ready

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

Just want to say fuck you San Fran 

 

*wilson/Mitchell owner

[Firemans4Horn 18547]

3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Just want to say fuck you San Fran 

 

*wilson/Mitchell owner

bro, the number 2 rule in fantasy football is never trust a Kyle Shanahan RB. 

[Cornpop 230]

My newbie buddy that's 0-6 had 6 cowboys on his team to start out with. We were all laughing at him. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5912]

Pick two.... 

B. Robinson vs GB

K. Drake vs Cle 

C. Kirk vs NYG 

[Cornpop 230]

Robinson and Drake

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

Pacheco is KC’s starting RB now for anyone unaware. 

[Guest]

Waddle is an obvious start, unless he's truly hurt.

Plays in late game tonight so no info... have Drake, CEH, and Chris Samuel as substitutes.

That's an aspect of FF that is different than reality-  all of your players/ options are known at gametime.  Not so in FF.

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

I don’t have shit for options if they rule him out late, just gonna roll the dice. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Pacheco is KC’s starting RB now for anyone unaware. 

CEH is trash. I f Pacheco performs reasonably well it will be his job moving forward. 

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Pacheco is KC’s starting RB now for anyone unaware. 

IDT it makes a huge difference.  CEH has made his share of plays and hasn't had TOs.  Pacheco is dynamic with a little more athleticism; but it's still going to be a plattoon effort.

CEH isn't trash.  He averages 4.3 ypc and has 2 TDs, with 12 1st downs on 59 attempts.  No Fumbles. He adds 3 more TDs and 10 1st downs on 18tgts/ 16rcpts.

Edited October 23, 2022 by slorch

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

Mixon scores from a yard out?! Didn’t think that was allowed. 

[achooloco 1087]

concussion protocols fucking up my world. At various times in both my leagues i've had tua, nyheim, and ASB. 

FML

[CurlyDumps 4685]

Josh Reynolds and Romeo Doubs -  zero catches.

Tampa Bay getting fucking blanked by minor league Carolina.

Every fucking week I find the WR who finished with 1 catch for 14 yards. This week I may have found two. Good thing I hung onto Brady for Hurts' bye week, that's really paying off too. Fuck this worthless guessing game.

[CurlyDumps 4685]

And DJ Moore is on my bench, obviously, while worthless checked out Tampa Bay D is in my lineup. Tampa Bay may have set a record for how early they've quit on the season.

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Romeo Doubs -  zero catches

Yeah, triple-fuck this guy. 

[CurlyDumps 4685]

Current Detroit pass catchers with more fantasy points than Josh Reynolds today:

Brock Wright

Kalif Raymond

TJ Hockenson

Craig Reynolds

Tom Kennedy

With St. Brown out for the game, he's got the 6th most fantasy points on his own team.

[CurlyDumps 4685]

I'm seriously going to get 1 catch for 8 yards from both my starting WR's.

[Guest]

Hot hands go to nothin...

Kenyan Drake 5 yards and 0 fantasy points today.  I didn't start him, but I sure thought about it.

Glad I ain't playin a team with Joe Burrow today.  56 points after bonuses in our league.

[closetohumping 17882]

Fucking Dak with the stat padding TD.  yep, playing him in two leagues

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

1.2 for Pacheco at the moment, going well. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

3 for 9 for dipshit Pitts today. Throwing 13 times when you're getting skull-fucked from the jump is truly impressive. 

[closetohumping 17882]

Did I miss CMC's injury or is Shanahan being cute again?  Play your best players!

Breece Hall's injury likely cost me a W.

My fate in two leagues depends on how badly the Dolphins shut Najee down.

[Firemans4Horn 18547]

I dropped Kenneth Walker for someone like Jarvis Landry 5 weeks ago. I deserve to lose at this stupid game. 

[Scraps 13820]

Guy I am playing has burrow and got an absurd amount of pts from him.

I am still going to beat him by 20+ pts lmao

I bet he is pissed

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

Has DK’s leg been amputated yet? 

[closetohumping 17882]

4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I dropped Kenneth Walker for someone like Jarvis Landry 5 weeks ago. I deserve to lose at this stupid game. 

Me too.  Looked like Penny had a stranglehold on that job 

[Guest]

Unless devante Parker scores 35pts tomorrow night, I'm taking down the leader of our league, a week removed from scoring the lowest in the league and losing to the 2nd lowest score.

Fuck Fantasy Football...except when it's good!!!

[OB3 3636]

QB play has been fucking atrocious and I’m still 5-1, on the verge of a loss this week tho. Need Rhamondre Stevenson to have 20 point week to get the win

[Celery Man 21129]

fuck drake london

i mean my beef is probably with mariota but still goddammit. all season long trying to salvage a dumpster fire between losing Trey Lance and Swift being out for weeks and fucking Drake London doing nothing. another garbage week for my team as Dak Prescott came in to solve my qb problem.

Edited October 24, 2022 by Celery Man

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

Bah, swapped Christian Kirk and CEH for Gallup and K Allen in tinker time then lost by 3.  I'm 2-5 with Chubb and Ekeler as my lead backs. 

[MoJames 8258]

A.J. Dillon is garbage.

[Scraps 13820]

In a 2nd league I am in I have Burrow and legit beat my opponents whole squad if I had only played Burrow. Lmao

Can't say I hated this week, but Taylor and Lamar need to get their shit together

[Celery Man 21129]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

A.J. Dillon is garbage.

just put in a waiver claim to drop him for parris campbell. i fucking hope whoever grabs him off the waiver wire plays me next

[closetohumping 17882]

What are this boards thoughts on darryl Henderson?   Is he the rams undisputed starter and does that make him a rb2 in a 12 team league?

[MoJames 8258]

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

fuck drake london

Did anyone fucking watch that game. Did they really just call 13 pass plays while being down two TDs almost immediately?

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

Hmm. 

On 10/23/2022 at 5:36 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

3 for 9 for dipshit Pitts today. Throwing 13 times when you're getting skull-fucked from the jump is truly impressive. 

[Celery Man 21129]

Season is already fairly fucked and metcalf is dead anyways - just put in a claim to drop Geno Smith for Sam Ehlinger

[ChickenSandwich 10003]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What are this boards thoughts on darryl Henderson?   Is he the rams undisputed starter and does that make him a rb2 in a 12 team league?

Place holder until their young guy is activated from the IR. Coach already said he would get a bunch of work when ready. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16323]

James Robinson traded to Jets, that hurts all the Michael Carter owners a little. 

[Guest]

FF POTW

[Celery Man 21129]

7 hours ago, slorch said:

FF POTW

[Guest]

Burrow was high point of the week.

[ztejas 44326]

Only because Josh was on a bye. 

[MoJames 8258]

Tired of Wallers shit.

Offered - Waller and London

For - Pitts and M.Thomas

Keeper league so the younger guys have that going for them.

Figure both Pitts and Drake will improve over the season, but want the TE out of that situation.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Only because Josh was on a bye. 

Possibly true.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Tired of Wallers shit.

Offered - Waller and London

For - Pitts and M.Thomas

Keeper league so the younger guys have that going for them.

Figure both Pitts and Drake will improve over the season, but want the TE out of that situation.

[Scraps 13820]

I dropped Waller a week ago and no one is picking him up so good luck with trading him.

Pitts blows ass too so you aren't going to be much happier if that trade goes through lol (at least not this season)

[MoJames 8258]

Oh it's a shit situation either way. I'm just annoyed with Waller's injury and KC being on bye I need to find a way to fit a second QB and TE on my roster. Figured roll the dice with the trade and at least Pitts is playing.

[ocugolf 1260]

Have Breece Hall in all of my leagues......his ACL tear is going to cost me a lot of dollars