2022 Fuck Fantasy Football

[closetohumping 17,435]

Went from 1% chance with three minutes left to a victory thanks to Pittman 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Was up 18, opponent has the PIT kicker last night, who out up 13 points in the first half.  Then 0 second half points.  Phew! Needed that one. 

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

So with D’onta Foreman on a bye this week, I’m left with flexing Gus Edwards. I don’t really like Gus Edwards but it’s who I have. Should I flex him or go pick up Kyren Williams? He seems poised for a strong finish..
standard league

[Guest]

Tua on the road in San Fran

or

Jimmy G facing a sometimes lackluster Miami D?

[achooloco 1,067]

Jimmy g only cause the sf defense playing great right now.

Most of my guys are backups (had kupp, ertz, jeudy, rondale) so fighting for every point now. That said, which defense:

Dallas against Indy 

ravens against Denver 

Got to go with ravens, right? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Cowboys are 2nd-highest scoring D in ESPN, they’re pretty much an auto-start. I’d cut Balt & use the roster spot elsewhere. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

18 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

So with D’onta Foreman on a bye this week, I’m left with flexing Gus Edwards. I don’t really like Gus Edwards but it’s who I have. Should I flex him or go pick up Kyren Williams? He seems poised for a strong finish..
standard league

I’d go Gus this week simply because Balt is more likely to be ahead than LAR. But Kyren should be rostered. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

.5 PPR... 

Lockett @ LAR or 
Garrett Wilson @ Minn? 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

.5 PPR... 

Lockett @ LAR or 
Garrett Wilson @ Minn? 

I'm rolling Wilson

[closetohumping 17,435]

Looks like I will miss the playoffs in one league despite having the second highest points total.  Set league high five weeks

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

On 12/3/2022 at 1:47 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’d go Gus this week simply because Balt is more likely to be ahead than LAR. But Kyren should be rostered. 

Oops. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

31 pts currently for my $1 streaming DST, that will eat. 

[Scraps 13,561]

Tua on the road in San Fran
or
Jimmy G facing a sometimes lackluster Miami D?

Jimmy g only cause the sf defense playing great right now.
Most of my guys are backups (had kupp, ertz, jeudy, rondale) so fighting for every point now. That said, which defense:
Dallas against Indy 
ravens against Denver 
Got to go with ravens, right? 

Typical fantasy owner overthinking

Tua is way better than Jimmy G.

31 pts currently for my $1 streaming DST, that will eat. 

Browns? I tried to pick them up in multiple leagues this week and people already had them lol

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Yeah, it's just a 10-team league without a lot of FAAB action. I got Mia for $1 last week against Hou too. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

And now Jimmy G has died. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

On 12/2/2022 at 7:20 PM, HiggyBaby said:

So with D’onta Foreman on a bye this week, I’m left with flexing Gus Edwards. I don’t really like Gus Edwards but it’s who I have. Should I flex him or go pick up Kyren Williams? He seems poised for a strong finish.. 

Okay, these two were just a fucking disaster either way. 

[achooloco 1,067]

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

Typical fantasy owner overthinking

Tua is way better than Jimmy G. Browns? I tried to pick them up in multiple leagues this week and people already had them lol

meh, can't tell since Jimmy G got knocked out. But maybe just me cause I had tua earlier in the year and he seems like a bumpy elevator ride away from going into the protocol.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

On 12/3/2022 at 1:44 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Cowboys are 2nd-highest scoring D in ESPN, they’re pretty much an auto-start. I’d cut Balt & use the roster spot elsewhere. 

Nailed it! 

[Stunns38 3,460]

That last Zeke TD just beat me. Taylor has been shit this year. Indy is so bad.

[Guest]

I have lost 5 games in a row.  4 of those losses were by a total of 12 points.

Fuck fantasy football!

[Guest]

10 hours ago, Scraps said:

Typical fantasy owner overthinking

Tua is way better than Jimmy G. Browns? I tried to pick them up in multiple leagues this week and people already had them lol

They scored 20 points each in our league, since we use the Team QB bullshit. I don't like the rule, but did benefit from it.   It wasn't nearly as cut & dried as you made it sound.  MIA playing a tougher DEF on the road absolutely factored in my question.

Edited December 5, 2022 by slorch

[closetohumping 17,435]

20 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Looks like I will miss the playoffs in one league despite having the second highest points total.  Set league high five weeks

Check that.  Highest point total.  Still missed playoffs 

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

16 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Okay, these two were just a fucking disaster either way. 

lol yep. I didn’t get around to picking up Kyren, ended up leaving Gus in. It was an easy win for me anyways but we have like a 5 way tie for third and I need the points. 

[ChickenSandwich 9,828]

The Bed Shitters are officially toast

Etienne (and Najee but at least he scored) goes down last week

Kenneth Walker Goes down this week

Shit the bed. Fuck fantasy football 2022. Good luck to all assholes in the playoffs. 

[Hank_Hill 18,793]

Alright, playoffs baby. 
 

G. Wilson or Swift in the flex? Both coming back to early season form

Edited December 6, 2022 by Hank_Hill

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Can’t sit Garrett right now. 

[Hank_Hill 18,793]

Fair, then I guess the question is Etienne or Swift

[ocugolf 1,214]

I started Deshawn Watson in two leagues.  I deserve the losses.  Some sort of karma involved.

[Lurch 5,922]

I started Deshawn Watson in two leagues.  I deserve the losses.  Some sort of karma involved.

I picked him up but benched him.

Karma still got me anyway by crippling Lamar

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Since I'm officially done in my league with a bunch of Surls, you kids playing R1 of the playoffs in week 15, pick up KC's D now. They get the Texans, you can't possibly do better. 

[Enchubben 5,510]

Must win for me this weekend; have a conundrum in the flex.  Gabe Davis, DPJ, Josh Palmer or Leonard Fournette.  I really just need someone to get 10-15 points with very little risk. 

[achooloco 1,067]

13 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Must win for me this weekend; have a conundrum in the flex.  Gabe Davis, DPJ, Josh Palmer or Leonard Fournette.  I really just need someone to get 10-15 points with very little risk. 

Ugh, I'm in sorta the same boat. Gabe Davis, Jeudy, Amari Cooper, Mack Hollins for two Flex spots. At least DPJ doesn't seem to suck at away games like Amari C. but not sure if Davis at home affects anything.

Davis: Got shut down last Jet game

Jeudy: Only wideout left in Denver but ..Denver

Amari C.: Sucks on the road but last Bengal game did really well

Hollins: Rams pass D not great and renfrow/waller out.

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

If I win this weekend I’m in the playoffs, lose and go home.
Anything I should move around here? Standard league.



I don’t know how much the workload will be distributed between Williams and Palmer, or how much action Perine will see behind Mixon.

[CurlyDumps 4,468]

I have so many byes &  injuries I had to pick up and start Van Jefferson. lol @ it paying off in the last 10 seconds thanks to that artful Raiders meltdown.

[achooloco 1,067]

3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

If I win this weekend I’m in the playoffs, lose and go home.
Anything I should move around here? Standard league.



I don’t know how much the workload will be distributed between Williams and Palmer, or how much action Perine will see behind Mixon.

Mixon and Perine been healthy most of year and it all goes to mixon. There was an article on just that last couple days too. Good luck 

[Hank_Hill 18,793]

Etienne or Swift? Not sure I trust Swift is back quite yet but Etienne going up against a salty Titans run D

[Prepuce of Doom 21,053]

I'm in the same "is Perine worth a shit with a healthy Mixon?" boat. 

I'm eliminated from the playoffs, but if I win this week, I knock my nemesis out of the playoffs, too. So this is my Super Bowl. 

0.5 PPR, pick two:

Zay Jones @ Tennessee 

Samaje Perine vs Cleveland 

JJSS @ Denver 

DPJ @ Cincinnati 

Best four on the waiver wire are Richie James, DJ Shart, Travis Homer, and Chuba Hubbard (and I'm starting Foreman). 

[CurlyDumps 4,468]

Fear my Byenado lineup of death:

 

 

[Celery Man 20,932]

On 12/9/2022 at 7:14 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Etienne or Swift? Not sure I trust Swift is back quite yet but Etienne going up against a salty Titans run D

Man, fuck Swift.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

Chubb’s performance the last 2 weeks is not helping matters.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Alright kids, all aboard the Jaylen Waddle train tonight! 

[Hank_Hill 18,793]

On 12/11/2022 at 10:32 AM, Celery Man said:

Man, fuck Swift.

Yep, did better than Etienne though haha

Up by 60+ (depending on how Hopkins finishes here) going into round 1 week 2. Can’t wait to see how I Sark this lead.

Edited December 13, 2022 by Hank_Hill

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Anyone get fucked by Rhamondre tonight? I had two VERY small leads with him left, thank jesus I didn't need anything. 

[Hank_Hill 18,793]

No but thanking myself for starting Cousins instead of the midget tonight.

[Tylerocks 2,553]

Was able to squeak in the playoffs with a 6-8 record.

3 teams tie at 6-8, most points advanced.

Weird year....

Scored 2nd most points in the league (trailed leader by 3.92)  Averaged 131.4 points a game and it was only good for a 6-8 record.

[closetohumping 17,435]

I’ve got Geno vs sf.  Should I bench him and pick up someone like Purdy or Goff?   Ducking niners d

[ocugolf 1,214]

Full PPR: Kirk, Ettiene, McLaurin, or JuJu

Opponent has Mahomes and I have Kelce. May start JuJu to counteract Mahomes. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

JuJu has 5 for 71 in last two games combined. You really want to get knocked out of the playoffs with him? 

I'd roll Terry in full PPR. 

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

Ok so the fantasy gods have smiled on me and opened a back door into the playoffs. Pretty set on my lineup except I can decide if I want to flex Jeudy or Latavius Murray. Standard league. Does Russell Wilson potentially being out make it bad for Jeudy?

[gyroprotagonist 2,592]

On 12/12/2022 at 9:28 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Anyone get fucked by Rhamondre tonight? I had two VERY small leads with him left, thank jesus I didn't need anything. 

  I was up slightly and had him vs Nick Folk.  so yes, yes i did get proper folked by him and lost by 2 points.  still sitting 4th place (top 4 make playoffs) with the last regular season game this week.  good start with Kittle so far.