Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

That's my policy.

[Mez2 4,023]

strike?

[miguelito 11,266]

It's Enrico Pallazzo!

[mdmost 43,001]

Sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Life isn't always fair. Just think. The next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

[TSipper 176]

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.

[Jimbaround 975]

Bingo!

[pokeNbeans 203]

 I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.

[Braff Zacklin 13,575]

Nice beaver.

[Anwar Namtut 344]

Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

[Modessit 5,601]

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout Leader.

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[horngrad03 1,148]

You wanna take a dingy??

No...I took care of that at the press conference. 

[Jimbaround 975]

18 hours ago, Modessit said:

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout Leader.

That's from the sequel; along with "I've been swimming in raw sewage, and I LOVE IT."

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Frank, they're not here for you. "Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane.

[oSuJeff97 3,435]

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day....

[Wild Bill 324]

Bingo!

 

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

45 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day....

Goodyear?

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

No. The worst.

[Homercles 10,205]

"We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

[bschoolprof 6,254]

Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

[Schulz2.0 28,951]

Heroin... heroin, Frank.

[smuggs 9,353]

I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad!

And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!

 

[bschoolprof 6,254]

59 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Heroin... heroin, Frank.

Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.

[swTXSU 18]

Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!

[Lou 264]

36 minutes ago, swTXSU said:

Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!

 He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank

[horngrad03 1,148]

Use your open eye Frank.

[zman13 180]

 

 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Ed, he's got a picture of your wife.

[zman13 180]

I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you talk!

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,011]

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans...but this is our hill. And these are our beans.

[Modessit 5,601]

Ed, he's got a picture of your wife.

Is anybody else sleeping with his wife?

[horngrad03 1,148]

On 3/30/2018 at 11:37 AM, Seasick Sailor said:

Ed, he's got a picture of your wife.

Ethel!!!!

[Stunns38 3,460]

Nice to meet you Mr. Papsmear.


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[mdleast 8,295]

Everywhere I look something reminds me of her.

[BigDHornfan 6,548]

Hey Al, you’ve got something on the side of your face.

[Modessit 5,601]

Hey Al, you’ve got something on the side of your face.

No, the other side.

[Quagmire 2,147]

Go for it Stephanie !

[zman13 180]

[Red Five 40,859]

This is our hill. And these are our beans.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

 Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

[Modessit 5,601]

Can we include the other 2 movies? Lots of gold there as well. And maybe the TV Series.

[C-Man 27,229]

This movie will never not be funny. It's absolutely timeless. My son is 10 and he fucking loves it.

[Homercles 10,205]

This may be my absolute favorite



It’s absolutely ruined my ability to watch a slide in baseball.

[mdleast 8,295]

[Modessit 5,601]

How about that?

[Homercles 10,205]

 

 

[Quagmire 2,147]

It’s funny how they used the same fat unathletic guy for most of those

[Homercles 10,205]

TIL that Mayor Barkley is the same actress who played Olivia Soprano. RIP.

[Eskimohorn 5,635]

Just think - next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.