2022 Surly Tailgate Meta Thread of Dominance

[YGIFS 19450]

Could not find the tent for the life of me.  Ended uP partying with some dude named Boogie Knight.  Catch y’all next week.  Happy to help co-host TCU game. 

[Tex48 840]

Someone left their umbrella. Pls pm me if it’s yours


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[Bevo in VA 342]

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I hope I didn't terrify your family. I think I made a classy exit when it started to get somewhat awkward. 

Not at all!  Nice to actually be able to put a face to the Surly handle.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Muledick?

[MissingInAction 25076]

Forgot my umbrella. It's under the table on the TV cardboard 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Forgot my umbrella. It's under the table on the TV cardboard 

@Tex48has it

[4th&Five 41550]

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Forgot my umbrella. It's under the table on the TV cardboard 

User name checks out

[Viper 12109]

12 hours ago, Bevo in VA said:

I stopped by with the wife and my two boys - ages 8 and 12 before the game.  This was their first Texas game.  Grabbed a couple of beers and the kids put a dent in the fruit and cookie tray.  Did anyone finish the White Claws?  Thanks for putting this together!

Cool I noticed y'all show up. I was with the other group with kids. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

sis and stopped by for a bit. great location. sign was fucking hilarious

[DanTheHorn 4925]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sis and stopped by for a bit. great location. sign was fucking hilarious

Planning to be there for Bama game. Any pointers on how to quickly find the tent.

[immamac 42850]

I'm going to drop a pin on Google maps. Walk to the pin. 

[hookemATL 11734]

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Planning to be there for Bama game. Any pointers on how to quickly find the tent.

Follow the smell of muledick, hard seltzer, and chili with beans. 

[Bevo in VA 342]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm going to drop a pin on Google maps. Walk to the pin. 

This was actually super helpful.  Very easy to follow and find.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Follow the smell of muledick, hard seltzer, and chili with beans. 

and that's just @MissingInAction

[MissingInAction 25076]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and that's just @MissingInAction

I wish my musk was that aromatic.

[immamac 42850]

Did anyone take any more pictures? I’d really like them in the thread @CowtownHorn?

[YGIFS 19450]

On 9/3/2022 at 6:01 PM, Viper said:

We don't use the hard r here

South Austin's mom uses the hard R.  

 

Who is getting overserved in the sun and wandering over to the Gameday set to ogle the talent and put up some kinda funny signage?  Or should we just hold up the "Surly Uses" banner from last week?  

 

[sith_horn 2394]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

South Austin's mom uses the hard  D. 

FIFY

[elfenix 34240]

gonna have two with me for bama, though they're going into the game and i'm just drinking outside with you assholes. 

 

might need better instructions for where it is.  What Three Words is pretty good for that sort of thing. 

[justhookit 4191]

16 hours ago, immamac said:

Did anyone take any more pictures? I’d really like them in the thread @CowtownHorn?

I’ll get some Saturday. Cindy won’t be with me so I’m going to need photo proof that I’m hanging out with a bunch of loser guys from the internet and not actually at a real party with hot women. No offense @Nicole44

[CowtownHorn 5126]

On 9/3/2022 at 5:34 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

@CowtownHornyou missed the beer shotgunning

@JesusSweatDuck @MissingInAction @immamac @ztejas @Tex48 I was there…I came in last place shotgunning. So I have that going for me, which is nice. Got more on my shirt than I did my mouth…I know, I know…that’s what she said. Sorry @Viper…not sure how we missed you in the group photo.

Edited September 5, 2022 by CowtownHorn

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

gonna have two with me for bama, though they're going into the game and i'm just drinking outside with you assholes. 

 

might need better instructions for where it is.  What Three Words is pretty good for that sort of thing. 

@immamac dropped a pin. look for the link and put in your phone. I'd say look for the tailgate with all the assholes, but that's every Texas tailgate. I said what I said

[Viper 12109]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

gonna have two with me for bama, though they're going into the game and i'm just drinking outside with you assholes. 

 

might need better instructions for where it is.  What Three Words is pretty good for that sort of thing. 

 

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

@immamac dropped a pin. look for the link and put in your phone. I'd say look for the tailgate with all the assholes, but that's every Texas tailgate. I said what I said

plus there's literally a sign on the tent that says Burnt Endz and Surlyhorns

[MissingInAction 25076]

Totally forgot I shot gunned a beer. 

Like riding a bike.

I will definitely be at Bama and I'm sure random friends of mine will filter through all day long.

[ztejas 43446]

J'Tavion's brother or cousin (can't remember) shotgunned with us the first time. 

[Viper 12109]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

J'Tavion's brother or cousin (can't remember) shotgunned with us the first time. 

Oh yeah we were talking to her, Nicole. I was telling her we were looking forward to J'Tavion breaking out and having a big year

[elfenix 34240]

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

@immamac dropped a pin. look for the link and put in your phone. I'd say look for the tailgate with all the assholes, but that's every Texas tailgate. I said what I said

i saw he said he was going to drop a pin but why the pin isn't in that post is beyond me (and yes i did find it, thanks)

4 hours ago, Viper said:

 

plus there's literally a sign on the tent that says Burnt Endz and Surlyhorns

like i'm going to be able to read at 10 am after drinking a quart of bloody mary on the way up

Edited September 5, 2022 by elfenix

[KaiserSoze 998]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

but why the pin isn't in that post is beyond me

 

[immamac 42850]

So the plan for next week is to be set up at 7AM or so. I’m going to the game and will bail around 1030 to get to the stands and get a drink etc. it is strongly encouraged for those who don’t have tickets to stay and watch at the tailgate. There will be a TV with an external Bluetooth speaker for extra volume. If someone has a 2nd TV feel free to bring it. 

The real party starts post game, so ditch your bullshit tailgate you go to instead of the surly horns tailgate and come over for at least a beer on your way out of the stadium - we will be showing all the CFB games the rest of the day, have a full service speed bartender, keg beer, and a full bar. I want to get “high end” food this time, open to suggestions I need to order catering soon for the game though. Plan on eating a post game meal around 330-4PM. I have a live DJ lined up as well. 
All donations will be going towards a 3rd BMF award - target goal of 10k.

we will go until they kick us out. 
 

[Deej 76790]

Surly posters watching the game from the tailgate if the game gets out of hand early...

 

[MissingInAction 25076]

Gentlemen, I dare this event shall be, as the lads say, off of the chain.

[DanTheHorn 4925]

On 9/3/2022 at 6:31 PM, Viper said:

So why do the tailgate guys have the sign toward the building and not toward the street so that it is visible from afar?

Edited September 6, 2022 by DanTheHorn

[elfenix 34240]

On 9/2/2022 at 3:05 PM, immamac said:

Alright. 

Tomorrow's tailgate is all set. Starts at 2PM on campus. Enough food for 30+, 6 cases of beer, wine, drinks for the kiddos, TV and batteries for around 12 hours without solar power, so get ready to party with your favorite internet assholes. I would really like some pics in this thread since I'm not attending. 

It will be just west of lot 40 on campus. See dropped pin for exact location. It's less than 5 minutes to the north side gates of the stadium. 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/8hfy985eW7DyFniYA

 

 

quoting the pin drop

[CowtownHorn 5126]

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Surly posters watching the game from the tailgate if the game gets out of hand early...

 

[Deej 76790]

10 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

So why do the tailgate guys have the sign toward the building and not toward the street so that it is visible from afar?

So fewer people could see the spelling error, maybe?

Edited September 6, 2022 by Deej

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

18 hours ago, immamac said:

So the plan for next week is to be set up at 7AM or so. I’m going to the game and will bail around 1030 to get to the stands and get a drink etc. it is strongly encouraged for those who don’t have tickets to stay and watch at the tailgate. There will be a TV with an external Bluetooth speaker for extra volume. If someone has a 2nd TV feel free to bring it. 

The real party starts post game, so ditch your bullshit tailgate you go to instead of the surly horns tailgate and come over for at least a beer on your way out of the stadium - we will be showing all the CFB games the rest of the day, have a full service speed bartender, keg beer, and a full bar. I want to get “high end” food this time, open to suggestions I need to order catering soon for the game though. Plan on eating a post game meal around 330-4PM. I have a live DJ lined up as well. 
All donations will be going towards a 3rd BMF award - target goal of 10k.

we will go until they kick us out. 
 

[Jersey Man10 3528]

I passed by the tailgate and didn’t even realize it dang it. If I can’t make it to Bama I’ll definitely try to swing by for UTSA.

[justhookit 4191]

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I passed by the tailgate and didn’t even realize it dang it. If I can’t make it to Bama I’ll definitely try to swing by for UTSA.

Oh you better be there. @MissingInActionis giving 50 cent lap dances post game. It’s looking like there is no way we will be there in the morning but will camp out after the game until imma kicks us out. Or we run out of beer.

[MissingInAction 25076]

3 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Oh you better be there. @MissingInActionis giving 50 cent lap dances post game. It’s looking like there is no way we will be there in the morning but will camp out after the game until imma kicks us out. Or we run out of beer.

Lol, like I'd charge.

[justhookit 4191]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

Lol, like I'd charge.

Lol, like anyone would pay you.

[justhookit 4191]

But seriouslyI’m bringing a bunch of bud light and Imperial, any other requests? I’m returning the empty tequila bottles from one of the tailgates last year. They aren’t so much fun when they are empty. 

[immamac 42850]

6 hours ago, justhookit said:

But seriouslyI’m bringing a bunch of bud light and Imperial, any other requests? I’m returning the empty tequila bottles from one of the tailgates last year. They aren’t so much fun when they are empty. 

A cooler full of just ice I think will be a wise idea. I'm gonna bring the extra yeti full of ice

[hookemATL 11734]

Will there be gluten free, cruelty free, hypoallergenic options for food and drink?  What are your plans to accommodate those of us with dietary challenges?  Do you EVEN CARE??

[immamac 42850]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Will there be gluten free, cruelty free, hypoallergenic options for food and drink?  What are your plans to accommodate those of us with dietary challenges?  Do you EVEN CARE??

There is water and tortilla chips. 

[Murfdogg21 4412]

I’m bringing a case of beer if there’s cooler/bucket/trough space. I’m thinking lowish class BL, Shiner Light, Zeigenbock, or similar, because when we all started drinking craft beer our football program turned soft. Maybe Natty and Keystone should not be ruled out. Longhorn football kicked ass when we used to slam shitty beers. 

[immamac 42850]

54 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I’m bringing a case of beer if there’s cooler/bucket/trough space. I’m thinking lowish class BL, Shiner Light, Zeigenbock, or similar, because when we all started drinking craft beer our football program turned soft. Maybe Natty and Keystone should not be ruled out. Longhorn football kicked ass when we used to slam shitty beers. 

Up to you, but cash is preferred since it goes to players. I'll have 2 kegs of Modelo and Coors. 

[40acredropout 2902]

On 9/5/2022 at 5:19 PM, immamac said:

I want to get “high end” food this time, open to suggestions I need to order catering soon for the game though. 
 

Gotta be chicken fried steaks, right?

[MissingInAction 25076]

As far as catering we could have someone carving a brisket and a turkey. Maybe a ham with all the sides: Cole slaw, tater salad, beans etc. Some rolls to make sliders with.

Maybe a bowl of boiled scrimps on ice.

I've always thought it was a good idea to be able to eat tailgate food with one hand while holding a  drink with the other.

[immamac 42850]

32 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Gotta be chicken fried steaks, right?

But how do we keep them crispy? 

[elfenix 34240]

same way you get beer stains out of the carpet, baking soda