2022 Surly Tailgate Meta Thread of Dominance

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

Look forward to meeting you all at ULM tailgate 🤘

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Cokes will be thrown.

[MissingInAction 24810]

Weather is looking too good to pass this one up. I'll be there today with a friend or two. May bring the dog. She loves parties.

[Laxtonto 11927]

God speed you bastards! Be safe, have fun, and drink a few for me!

[Roofle 266]

If the spot hasn't moved, we're tailgate neighbors again this year.

I'd like to ask that you guys keep it down, drink responsibly, and just generally try not to be assholes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

...just kidding. Muledick.

[immamac 42516]

1 minute ago, Roofle said:

If the spot hasn't moved, we're tailgate neighbors again this year.

I'd like to ask that you guys keep it down, drink responsibly, and just generally try not to be assholes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

...just kidding. Muledick.

You do full season? 

[Roofle 266]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

You do full season? 

Yup

[immamac 42516]

Just now, Roofle said:

Yup

We are focusing our efforts on post game party for Alabama. Sorry in advance. 

[Roofle 266]

Just now, immamac said:

We are focusing our efforts on post game party for Alabama. Sorry in advance. 

I expect a show and if you let me down, I'm gonna be disappointed.

[MissingInAction 24810]

Ohio St. Was the last team of that calibre to play here, and that was before tailgating became completely corporate controlled. We had that giant expanse of parking lots around Bob bullock that became a free for all., San Jacinto str. , etc.

Also a night game. It was fucking insane. 

[YGIFS 19449]

If I bring my kids by to eat  snack, will y'all promise not to bring up my bullshit?   

[ztejas 43262]

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If I bring my kids by to eat  snack, will y'all promise not to bring up my bullshit?   

I was going to print out your post history and go over it line by line with you. If your kids want to listen in they can. 

[BornAndRaised 12223]

22 hours ago, immamac said:

Alright. 

Tomorrow's tailgate is all set. Starts at 2PM on campus. Enough food for 30+, 6 cases of beer, wine, drinks for the kiddos, TV and batteries for around 12 hours without solar power, so get ready to party with your favorite internet assholes. I would really like some pics in this thread since I'm not attending. 

It will be just west of lot 40 on campus. See dropped pin for exact location. It's less than 5 minutes to the north side gates of the stadium. 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/8hfy985eW7DyFniYA

 

 

I'll probably be there most of the day. I'll drop some pics. 

[YGIFS 19449]

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was going to print out your post history and go over it line by line with you. If your kids want to listen in they can. 

So it's gonna be just like last time?  Damn you!  

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Alright, I got all dressed up, walked out of the house to head to the tailgate, and saw this. I'll see yall at the Bama game.

[immamac 42516]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Alright, I got all dressed up, walked out of the house to head to the tailgate, and saw this. I'll see yall at the Bama game.

It’s barely gonna rain. The tailgate is also covered. 

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Gonna wait it out a bit closer to kick. I'm only 20 from the stadium

[ztejas 43262]

20 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Alright, I got all dressed up, walked out of the house to head to the tailgate, and saw this. I'll see yall at the Bama game.

Do you live at an office park?

[BornAndRaised 12223]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Do you live at an office park?

Had to run to the bank on my way to the stadium. This was Southpark meadows 

 

[Viper 12025]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

It’s barely gonna rain. The tailgate is also covered. 

😓

[MissingInAction 24810]

Fuck the rain I've got an umbrella.

[MissingInAction 24810]

The force field is in effect 

 

[ztejas 43262]

I'm on my way. What's the scene like? Everyone bitch out?

[ztejas 43262]

There's no signs of intelligent life anywhere. 

I think I found the right tent. 

I also think I won the first shotgun. What do I win? 

Edited September 3, 2022 by ztejas

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

@CowtownHornyou missed the beer shotgunning

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

@immamacnice work

 

[The Dude 1244]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@immamacnice work

 

Uses?

Edited September 3, 2022 by The Dude

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

7 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Uses?

They had to cut back on letters due to the labor shortage

[DaysOff 7850]

Can I buy an R.

[Viper 12025]

8 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Uses?

We don't use the hard r here

[BornAndRaised 12223]

Sorry I bitched out from the rain. Looking forward to seeing everyone at the bama game.

[Viper 12025]

[Murfdogg21 4412]

[Deej 76542]

49 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@immamacnice work

 

[ztejas 43262]

@immamac tailgate needs more booze

[immamac 42516]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@immamac tailgate needs more booze

On it already. 

[immamac 42516]

How is tailgate?

[Kennythetiger 9334]

Needs more booze!  

[ztejas 43262]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

How is tailgate?

 

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Needs more booze!  

This. Actually. 

[MissingInAction 24810]

21 minutes ago, immamac said:

How is tailgate?

Picked up a case of silver bullets and some waters. It's a God damn swamp out here so it's best to stay hydrated.

5

Ztejas just left so 5 of us left for now.

[justhookit 4177]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Picked up a case of silver bullets and some waters. It's a God damn swamp out here so it's best to stay hydrated.

5

Ztejas just left so 5 of us left for now.

Luna drank all the beer again didn’t she? That bitch.

Edited September 4, 2022 by justhookit

[immamac 42516]

the lack of pictures makes me sad this week. 

[MissingInAction 24810]

Took off after the third quarter.

Down at posse eating nachos.

[MissingInAction 24810]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

the lack of pictures makes me sad this week. 

@CowtownHorn took a few of the crew.

[KaiserSoze 997]

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Took off after the third quarter.

Down at posse eating nachos.

Naoch!

[Tex48 840]

We still have booze. Come drink before you drive home


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[MissingInAction 24810]

@Tex48 Did a great job keeping it going when the rain hit. 

The place was well stocked.

Ztejas is not what you think.

Edited September 4, 2022 by MissingInAction

[UTony 34]

I’m going to the bama game. I will stop by with the wife after I explain to her that I send money to some guys from the internet to make Texas football good again. Where are you all located?

Edited September 4, 2022 by UTony
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[Bevo in VA 342]

I stopped by with the wife and my two boys - ages 8 and 12 before the game.  This was their first Texas game.  Grabbed a couple of beers and the kids put a dent in the fruit and cookie tray.  Did anyone finish the White Claws?  Thanks for putting this together!

[ztejas 43262]

18 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

I stopped by with the wife and my two boys - ages 8 and 12 before the game.  This was their first Texas game.  Grabbed a couple of beers and the kids put a dent in the fruit and cookie tray.  Did anyone finish the White Claws?  Thanks for putting this together!

I hope I didn't terrify your family. I think I made a classy exit when it started to get somewhat awkward.