Game Week Thread [2022] Louisiana Monroe @ Texas

[oldhorn2 430]

Goddamn criminal shame that possibly the best RB in T Texas history might be done with the 40 acres with less than 4000 yds

 

[JBJ 3654]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Sunday. Week 0 finished yesterday. Week 1 begins today. 

I think we should reserve Sundays for meltdowns.

Edited August 28, 2022 by JBJ

[UTEE97 3512]

45-31 Texas. 

Prop: Quinn throws 3 TDs and 1 Int. Both Bijan and JWhitt have 100+ all purpose yards. Sanders has a big game and scores TD.

[RabidM 2666]

Score Prediction: Texas 63 v ULM 17

Prop Bet:  Bijan- 164 yards total offense- 125 rushing 39 receiving

[bigcigar 1164]

Texas 61

ulm 20

bijan has 223 total yards midway through the 3rd quarter with long runs of 66, 58 and long reception of 37. He gets 17 touches for a nice start to his heisman campaign with 13 ypt. 
 

We see one defensive score, one special teams score and 3 missed fg/ep…the score will look closer than it is. There’s a reason ULM is 127 in FPI

[Newy25 7668]

No way we score under 50 to a school that does not even have one cheerleader that you can jerk off to. 
 

Texas 55

ULM 17

[Herpa Derpa 6123]

Texas 47

ULM 24

Bijan: 171 yds total.

[4th and 5 4914]

58-17 Horns win.

Bijan rushes for 147 and receives for 38  3TD  

Shut down early, big week ahead. RB room needs reps. 

If I win I’ll 3x the win money and donate to Burnt Ends. 

[Born Burnt 6177]

TEXAS: 80

THEM: 6

BIJAN: 184 yards

[bejezuz 329]

Texas 59
ULM   24

Bijan 177 Yds.  

[Danimal 339]

70-13, Texas

Bijan: 232 yards

 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

56-13 horns

Bijan with 155 all purpose yards

[bborange 10045]

Texas 52

ULM  19

Bijan  213 total (174 rushing, 39 receiving) 

 

[WinningIsHard 4026]

ULM has an entire cheer squad of Tom Herman’s, them hoes looked different in every fucking picture. 

[Your Mom 4805]

1 hour ago, oldhorn2 said:

Goddamn criminal shame that possibly the best RB in T Texas history might be done with the 40 acres with less than 4000 yds

 

Whoa The two statues at the stadium think you might ought to tap the brakes on that. 

[Stunns38 3460]

Horns 52-LA Monroe 17

Bijan will have 150 all purpose yards in the first half. We’ll sit him the 2nd half while the backups Keilan, Brooks, and Blue run amok. RoJo will sit much of the 2nd half too. Ewers will have a couple deep bomb TDs. The TEs will have a coming out party.
The D will look serviceable.

[DeweyCox 366]

56-17

Bijan 150 yds, 3 td’s:                               1 rush over 30 yd for TD. 
 

QE has 1 int, 3 passing td’s, 1 over 40 yds, completes >64%.          

> 40 yds rec for tight ends

Defense gives up a few head-scratchers but overall looks more sound. 
 

[cochamps 1879]

Horns 52 - Bowdens 24

Bijan 135 rush - 45 rec

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

4 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos.

...

Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. 

Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food.

 

Whole lot of Vic bait in those photos size wise.

[Nivek 16918]

44-35.  Texas.  

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

4 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos.

...

Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. 

Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food.

 

Good lord, the talent level between north and south Louisiana is insane.  North truly is Arkansas  

[Beer Horn 93]

Horns 54-16

Bijan -215 total

 

[Atticus 3973]

We gave up 18 to ULL last year, we didn't get worse on defense. ULM is ass my dude. Only way they are putting up big points is if our backups a long way from being ready to play.

[RabidM 2666]

Just a thought... can we have separate threads for discussion and the contest? A lot of the posts in here are just going to be people dropping in their contest entries which will hinder actual discussion. 

[TankedBevo 2482]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

No way we score under 50 to a school that does not even have one cheerleader that you can jerk off to. 
 

Texas 55

ULM 17

You seriously underestimate this fucking lot of degenerates we have here

Edited August 28, 2022 by TankedBevo

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

I think we go up big and Card comes in and throws for 300 yards and 5 tds in the second half creating controversy 

[Vertigo 20276]

5 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos.

...

Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. 

Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food.

 

Warhawk? More like porkchop.

[gmr548 16576]

4 hours ago, immamac said:

I don't see how people don't think this team scores 10 touchdowns. Sark doesn't dial down the plays and we are paying them to come lose at DKR, they don't get a mercy killing in front of a home crowd. Fucking Cole Lourd is gonna throw for 2TD's

Because no one does that. Even if it's 42-0 at half, they'll trot the starters out for a series each in the third quarter, and walk ons will be playing by the fourth.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Score Prediction: UT - 55; ULM - 20

Bijan: 176 total yds

Edited August 28, 2022 by Henry Hill

[pacman 7355]

52-10, Texas wins.

Bijan pulls in 160 yards total.

[Hermanator 7032]

If the offense doesn't score 50 it's a bad performance. 

The defense who knows what we'll get. But if this team is going to win 9 to 10 games it has to be on the shoulders of Ewers and the offense. Defense probably isn't close to being good enough yet to carry games. 

Edited August 28, 2022 by Hermanator

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

21 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I think we go up big and Card comes in and throws for 300 yards and 5 tds in the second half creating controversy 

Card isn't going to play 'mop up' duty - no reason for him to burn what might be an additional season of eligibility at SMU.  I could see Murphy or Wright out there handing the ball off if things get to lopsided.

[Eggo 3977]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Card isn't going to play 'mop up' duty - no reason for him to burn what might be an additional season of eligibility at SMU.  I could see Murphy or Wright out there handing the ball off if things get to lopsided.

You know players can play 4 games without burning a year, right? 

[bmbmd 1027]

Wind's in the east.   Mist coming in. Like something is brewing-about to begin.  Call me Mary Poppins, but I think the boys go off.  72-14 good guys.  Bijan has over three hundred yards in a little over a half.  244 rushing, 60-ish in the air.  

[immamac 42835]

17 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Because no one does that. Even if it's 42-0 at half, they'll trot the starters out for a series each in the third quarter, and walk ons will be playing by the fourth.

Is Cole Lourd suddenly a fucking scholarship player? 

[pacman 7355]

IT projects the offensive depth chart

QB: Quinn Ewers, Hudson Card, Maalik Murphy, Charles Wright

RB: Bijan Robinson, Roschon Johnson, Keilan Robinson, Jonathon Brooks, Jaydon Blue

WR: Xavier Worthy, Brenen Thompson, Jaden Alexis

WR: Jordan Whittington, Tarique Milton, Savion Red

WR: Casey Cain, Troy Omeire, Gabe Sulser

TE: Ja’Tavion Sanders, Jahleel Billingsley, Gunnar Helm, Juan Davis, Brayden Liebrock

LT: Kelvin Banks, Andrej Karic

 

LG: Hayden Conner, Malik Agbo, Max Merrill

 

C Jake Majors, Logan Parr, Connor Robertson

 

RG: Cole Hutson, DJ Campbell, Sawyer Goram-Welch

 

RT: Christian Jones, Cam Williams, Neto Umeozulu

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 28, 2022 by pacman

[gmr548 16576]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Is Cole Lourd suddenly a fucking scholarship player? 

With the third team OL blocking for him, he'd be on medical scholarship by end of the day.

[Red Five 40836]

Think I'd rather play a second TE or a second RB than a third WR. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Predictions:

(1) We win by 27. 

(2) Someone else gets hurt. Hopefully it isn't a major injury and isn't to a starter on a meaningless series. 

[Poolflood 845]

We win.  Texas 4x ULM x

We run 11 personnel, then change to 21 w JWhitt in the backfield alongside Bijan... Whatwhat!  Saban wets himself just a little.

[immamac 42835]

12 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

With the third team OL blocking for him, he'd be on medical scholarship by end of the day.

Do you have brain damage? Fresh 3rd team Texas OL would be a fair matchup against first team ULM. That's how fucking big of a difference there is here. 

[EZ$ 2102]

UT - 55

ULM - 10

Bijan - 121 total. 

[Droopy 2626]

2 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

Goddamn criminal shame that possibly the best RB in T Texas history might be done with the 40 acres with less than 4000 yds

 

If he doesn't, he isn't. That's why Ricky and Earl are fucking legends. Bijan is really special, but can he be great? We'll see.

[Huckleberry 32848]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Do you have brain damage? Fresh 3rd team Texas OL would be a fair matchup against first team ULM. That's how fucking big of a difference there is here. 

He's just continuing his satyanash shtick. Tiresome and pointless but he gets off on it, just like satya.

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

Let’s ride

55-17

Bijan rushes for 146 and has 28 yards in the air

[Dbeasy 15042]

30 minutes ago, pacman said:

IT projects the offensive depth chart

QB: Quinn Ewers, Hudson Card, Maalik Murphy, Charles Wright

RB: Bijan Robinson, Roschon Johnson, Keilan Robinson, Jonathon Brooks, Jaydon Blue

WR: Xavier Worthy, Brenen Thompson, Jaden Alexis

WR: Jordan Whittington, Tarique Milton, Savion Red

WR: Casey Cain, Troy Omeire, Gabe Sulser

TE: Ja’Tavion Sanders, Jahleel Billingsley, Gunnar Helm, Juan Davis, Brayden Liebrock

LT: Kelvin Banks, Andrej Karic

 

LG: Hayden Conner, Malik Agbo, Max Merrill

 

C Jake Majors, Logan Parr, Connor Robertson

 

RG: Cole Hutson, DJ Campbell, Sawyer Goram-Welch

 

RT: Christian Jones, Cam Williams, Neto Umeozulu

 

 

 

 

 

 

QB - great but obviously young

RB - great

WR1 - great

WR2 - great

WR3 - first chink in the armor Ted

TE - great but young

LT - very good but young

LG - very good but young

C - uhhh

RG - very good but young

RT - questionable with some youth 

[Here’s the deal 114]

Texas - 48

ULM - 9

Bijan - 186.  (Blue will have the most rushing yards)

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

40 minutes ago, Eggo said:

You know players can play 4 games without burning a year, right? 

I'm well aware.  He's not going to burn one of those games for blowout mop up duty in Week 1 of the season - the kid has been a starter and doesn't need snap work with the 3rd string OL.  

[T-dog 202]

Texas 59

ULM 10

 

Bijan 131 all purpose yards (97 rushing + 34 receiving, 2 TDs), is benched halfway through the second quarter 

[Newy25 7668]

16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm well aware.  He's not going to burn one of those games for blowout mop up duty in Week 1 of the season - the kid has been a starter and doesn't need snap work with the 3rd string OL.  

He is also going to need tape to improve his portal landing spot next year. If he just sits all year to preserve his eligibility, he isn’t going to have a lot of suitors based on what is on film from last year.