2022 Texans: That’s the Power of Lovie

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,145]

[DougO 5,239]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It  probably doesn’t matter if the Texans pick 2nd. Chicago isn’t drafting a QB. And Young probably doesn’t rate someone else giving up a lot of draft capital to trade up to number 1. The problem might be that Caserio doesn’t see it that way, panics and pays dearly to move up 1 spot. 

In that case, Chicago would trade the top pick for someone else to pick Bryce Young.

[David Dennison 18,656]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[mrhorn 1,376]

Joke organization

[GreenspointTexas 9,566]

Id say Thomas on suicide watch but NFL players dont give a shit about the teams they play on

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

Hope that 3rd win is worth all the leverage that team just lost.

[Updawg 2,261]

this franchise dumb as hell

That play will haunt the Texans the next 10-15 years somehow. Guarantee whatever happens with that #1 will haunt them.

Too funny

[Macklemore 2,870]

Landry speaking for all of Houston 

 

[Deej 76,566]

Texans are so aggy.

[DougO 5,239]

Lovie had probably already gotten word he was getting shitcanned. LOL

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

Perfect end to the season for a joke of a franchise 

[GreenspointTexas 9,566]

Just now, Deej said:

Texans are so aggy.

No shit. But dont tell that to the fucking old ass Texans supporting losers that didnt even go to UT on here

[TexArcher 37,508]

Houston has the smartest franchise in sports and the dumbest franchise in sports.

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Just now, DougO said:

Lovie had probably already gotten word he was getting shitcanned. LOL

Yeah, and as an ultimate fuck you he throws away the Texans #1 overall pick. I admire the pettiness tbh

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Texans are so aggy.

aggy can win 5 games 

[GreenspointTexas 9,566]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Yeah, and as an ultimate fuck you he throws away the Texans #1 overall pick. I admire the pettiness tbh

Rodney Thomas III is coached by Lovie?

Edited January 8, 2023 by GreenspointTexas

[TexArcher 37,508]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Texans are so aggy.

 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No shit. But dont tell that to the fucking old ass Texans supporting losers that didnt even go to UT on here

 

I went to UT and you can both fuck all the way off with that Texans aggy idiocy.

[Deej 76,566]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

aggy can win 5 games 

Whoop!

[LTtxfan 48,972]

So Texans probably end up with Picks #2 and #12 in the 1st Rd of the 2023 NFL Draft.  

[Updawg 2,261]

Yeah, and as an ultimate fuck you he throws away the Texans #1 overall pick. I admire the pettiness tbh

I hope it’s true

[Deej 76,566]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

 

 

I went to UT and you can both fuck all the way off with that Texans aggy idiocy.

You're right. aggy may be run better. 

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

They have to fire casserio 

[GreenspointTexas 9,566]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

 

 

I went to UT and you can both fuck all the way off with that Texans aggy idiocy.

Im willing to bet you are around 50 years old ?

[Ignatius 4,001]

Haha all of you terrified the Texans would take a QB should be pumped. Hopefully the ‘just draft Caleb Williams next year’ crowd will learn that being a dogshit, terrible team doesn’t mean you’re going to be in a position to draft the guy you want…

[DougO 5,239]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Yeah, and as an ultimate fuck you he throws away the Texans #1 overall pick. I admire the pettiness tbh

And he bumped his NFL regular season win total  closer to .500, 92-100-1. Win-win for Lovie.

[Deej 76,566]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

So Texans probably end up with Picks #2 and #12 in the 1st Rd of the 2023 NFL Draft.  

Dallas could probably get those two picks from them for Dak.

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

Move the team. Start fresh in a decade or two. Fuck these losers.

[DougO 5,239]

There's always Baker Mayfield.

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

The Texans can’t even fuck up right.

[David Dennison 18,656]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Im willing to bet you are around 50 years old ?

Houston fans that old claim the Oilers.

[GreenspointTexas 9,566]

Texans fans can thank this guy for letting the INT through his hands

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

I’d sign little carr and draft a D playmaker, then a wr 

[GreenspointTexas 9,566]

Houston fans that old claim the Oilers.

And the Texans… or whatever other franchise just so happens to be in the same town they live in.

[Deej 76,566]

I almost feel badly for all the loser Texan fans. Almost. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,706]

That "effort" by the Colts to break up the hail Mary was an absolute joke, particularly by 25. He moved up 2 yards and " jumped" to just barely miss the ball. Six, count em, 6 fucking Colts magically couldn't get there on a ball that was in the air for at least 3 seconds 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,706]

9 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Yeah, and as an ultimate fuck you he throws away the Texans #1 overall pick. I admire the pettiness tbh

That was on the Colts...they out-tanked the Texans. Why would they help a division rival?

5 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Haha all of you terrified the Texans would take a QB should be pumped. Hopefully the ‘just draft Caleb Williams next year’ crowd will learn that being a dogshit, terrible team doesn’t mean you’re going to be in a position to draft the guy you want…

I could honestly see Williams telling the Texans not to draft hom and refusing to sign with them

[mrhorn 1,376]

[Jshep34 2,304]

Hey the roughnecks start in a few weeks

[David Dennison 18,656]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’d sign little carr and draft a D playmaker, then a wr 

This is not a terrible plan.

[naija 2,854]

 

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]

 

[TonyTexas 10,482]

Ok. There are a total of 6 teams at 7-10 who will pick. 8-13. The Texans pick from Cleveland. Is one of those. Anyone know how that shakes out?

[Hank Chinaski 6,310]

24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Houston fans that old claim the Oilers.

This is correct. The Texans began when I was 25 (and lived in Austin). I’ve never really cared about them one way or another. If everything were exactly the same except they wore Columbia blue and had oil derricks on the helmets, I’d be all the way in. It’s completely irrational, it’s literally rooting for laundry, but it is what it is.

[Updawg 2,261]

This is correct. The Texans began when I was 25 (and lived in Austin). I’ve never really cared about them one way or another. If everything were exactly the same except they wore Columbia blue and had oil derricks on the helmets, I’d be all the way in. It’s completely irrational, it’s literally rooting for laundry, but it is what it is.

Pretty similar here

I mainly pay attention to them just to see how they will fuck up. It’s pretty entertaining

They really are the aggy of nfl

[Ignatius 4,001]

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Ok. There are a total of 6 teams at 7-10 who will pick. 8-13. The Texans pick from Cleveland. Is one of those. Anyone know how that shakes out?

It’s #12 based on the Brown’s SOS.

 

its amazing how much Bryce Young’s Surly draft stock skyrocketed since 2:58PM….

Edited January 8, 2023 by Ignatius

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

38 minutes ago, Deej said:

I almost feel badly for all the loser Texan fans. Almost. 

I don’t even think Texans fans feel sorry for themselves at this point.

[TonyTexas 10,482]

I find it amusing that the post count on this season-long thread went up 25% just today. There was plenty to bitch about  prior to today. Where the fuck have all you haters been all year?

[Ignatius 4,001]

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its always odd to me the cretin that root for teams like the Texans over teams led by one of the best qbs in our schools history

Are you still sucking Case Keenum’s dick?

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

I’m sure I’m way overreacting and the number 2 pick might work out better. Any reason why the bears wouldn’t pick Young? Justin fields isn’t even any good? Why wouldn’t they want young?

[The Earl of Texas 3,131]