Post a pic that makes you lol

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

8 hours ago, 'stache said:

My daughter was sad when we told her the baby was a boy, she wanted a sister. We didn't give her a gun though, because we're not white trash.

Username does not check out

[yoshi 137]

[markstanco 12574]

The ones with pets are better anyway.  Cats either lose their shit or go stupid when you throw cheese on them.  Still not super funny, but they're marginally better.
 

People actually watch this

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[Armybrat 40832]

Book did not sell well in Taylor.

['stache 21802]

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

It’s overdue.

It's been a while since you witnessed the last one, huh.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Would have been funnier if Yoshi had posted this.

[mulletpelini 5210]

Does she say "so no head", because I'd say there was definitely some head

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Exclusive images of @Thujone preparing for next year's Zilker Kite Fest.

[Wally Fairway 5543]

 

When that 55 gallon drum just isn't enough

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF?aaxitk=Nsm5KoBJjU04hwq64SA5yQ&pd_rd_i=B07FMLNVFF&pf_rd_p=e037c154-e093-48a4-b127-477e5e294e3f&hsa_cr_id=1279318190501&sb-ci-n=productDescription&sb-ci-v=%23LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant%2C 275 Gallon Sex Lube for Men%2C Women and Couples (Free of Parabens%2C Glycerin%2C Silicone and Oil)&sb-ci-a=B07FMLNVFF

Edited April 3, 2019 by Wally Fairway

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Was that your mom's Christmas present?

[PilotsError 2287]

...

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Fat. Studies. Professor?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Fat. Studies. Professor?

Vic Mackey, PhD.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

When that 55 gallon drum just isn't enough

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF?aaxitk=Nsm5KoBJjU04hwq64SA5yQ&pd_rd_i=B07FMLNVFF&pf_rd_p=e037c154-e093-48a4-b127-477e5e294e3f&hsa_cr_id=1279318190501&sb-ci-n=productDescription&sb-ci-v=%23LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant%2C 275 Gallon Sex Lube for Men%2C Women and Couples (Free of Parabens%2C Glycerin%2C Silicone and Oil)&sb-ci-a=B07FMLNVFF

Every maroon pickup in the state of Texas should be issued a "Lube Life" sticker for the back window.

[Chad Fuck 17669]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Every maroon pickup in the state of Texas should be issued a "Lube Life" sticker for the back window.

"It's not for me, it's for my sheep."

[Armybrat 40832]

Or shoving their arms up dem cow butts.

More Cowbutt.

[luke duke 6412]

Vic Mackey, PhD.

PhD = prefers heavy dames

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Fat. Studies. Professor?

Probably a nutty one.

[jimmyjazz 45898]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

"It's not for me, it's for my sheep."

[Chad Fuck 17669]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Or shoving their arms up dem cow butts.

More Cowbutt.

Bovine Fisting 101

The only class their boy Rick got an "A" in.

[gecko 1104]

[Parliament 14255]

Clever girl...

[mulletpelini 5210]

get off my car millennial bird

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[markstanco 12574]

I must read this book. I want them to pay, as I do towards to ducks unlimited who is the devil.

Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk

[PRONG HORN 3141]

 

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Roflbox with the solid not lols

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Roflbox with the solid not lols

As is tradition.

[jeevsie 3733]

It is known

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

15 hours ago, gecko said:

 

Driver: hey! Get off my hood! 

Bird: Nevermore! 

[SquishMitten 10403]

15 hours ago, gecko said:

 

Shouldn’t the bird have taken flight, like an airplane on a treadmill?

[crash_davis 23107]

imgur

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

What an asshole.

[SurlyBDR 22773]

I damn sure hope those were his kids. If not, I want to see the extended version where he gets his ass whooped

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

I damn sure hope those were his kids. If not, I want to see the extended version where he gets his ass whooped

He should get his ass whooped for wearing that outfit in public.

[crash_davis 23107]

the invasion has started.

 

 

 

Edited April 4, 2019 by crash_davis

[Jhawk 1075]

Fucking hipster dads are the worst.

[Jhawk 1075]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

the invasion has started.

 

 

Not going to lie, that's pretty dope but with how many dleiveries they need to make on a daily basis in a city like Kansas City or maybe Austin, they would have to have 5-10 of those flying over the city and a hundred drones on each one.  They'd have to have 20 workers up there just repacking drones.  Just offload the work to UPS/USPS/Fedex and call it good like they do now.  Or even uber like I've seen.

[crash_davis 23107]

 

[ABSR 5309]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

He's suppose to run between the snowflakes!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, Jhawk said:

Not going to lie, that's pretty dope but with how many dleiveries they need to make on a daily basis in a city like Kansas City or maybe Austin, they would have to have 5-10 of those flying over the city and a hundred drones on each one.  They'd have to have 20 workers up there just repacking drones.  Just offload the work to UPS/USPS/Fedex and call it good like they do now.  Or even uber like I've seen.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

They'd have to have 20 workers up there just repacking drones.

Do what now?

"Humans like to do things and we like to be productive and we will figure out things to do and we will use these tools to make ourselves more powerful. What I predict is that jobs will get more engaging. Because you have to remember, a lot of the jobs today are quite routine."

“We’re researching and developing a giant computer piloted airship filled with packages and autonomous drones that would make deliveries. The drones return to the airship where a human would scan a barcode on a package and scan a barcode on the robot. Then use his ability to read to pick a package off of a rack and physically load it onto the AI driven lifeless automaton.”

One of these is a Jeff Bezos quote on automation the other is some dumb shit I made up.

[Chad Fuck 17669]

15 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

 

Do what now?

"Humans like to do things and we like to be productive and we will figure out things to do and we will use these tools to make ourselves more powerful. What I predict is that jobs will get more engaging. Because you have to remember, a lot of the jobs today are quite routine."

“We’re researching and developing a giant computer piloted airship filled with packages and autonomous drones that would make deliveries. The drones return to the airship where a human would scan a barcode on a package and scan a barcode on the robot. Then use his ability to read to pick a package off of a rack and physically load it onto the AI driven lifeless automaton.”

One of these is a Jeff Bezos quote on automation the other is some dumb shit I made up.

 

Just wait until the military weaponizes those for targeted killings.  

 

[crash_davis 23107]

amazon + boston dynamics + google = skynet and the matrix