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On 4/16/2019 at 5:17 PM, mulletpelini said:

 

 

It's funny 'cause it's true.

 

("You want me to stare at your ass?  Then show me some ass.  That is all.  What?  Wow, look at that yacht, honey.  I'd like to buy you one like that some day.).  

 

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On 4/18/2019 at 4:22 PM, crash_davis said:

 

Lack of any landscape material whatsoever indicates Great Britain.  Or maybe Ireland.  Maybe doggie is used to drunks popping over the wall.

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On 4/22/2019 at 3:17 PM, Jerry Callo said:

I love the look on that guy's face as he tries to comprehend getting his ass kicked by the Easter Bunny.

What will his Facebook buds think of him now?

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

That's actually kind of cool. Assuming he fishes... a lot. 

It would be even cooler if he fashioned a fish scale out of his scrotum.

Well, maybe not.  Interesting, though.

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1 hour ago, Juicy said:

just wanted to ask if anyone finds the onion headlines even remotely funny? 

Yes, but to be fair, most of us have  a good sense of humor. 

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18 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


I would say 1000 times funnier than this shit. Weren’t you banned?

Yeah, that was an unfortunate back to back pair of posts.  I'm pretty sure The Onion isn't hiring Juicy any time soon.  "I'm FUNNY, dammit!"

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, that was an unfortunate back to back pair of posts.  I'm pretty sure The Onion isn't hiring Juicy any time soon.  "I'm FUNNY, dammit!"

The Onion hasn't been funny since T. Herman Zweibel passed away. RIP, you beautiful genius. 

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6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The Onion hasn't been funny since T. Herman Zweibel passed away. RIP, you beautiful genius. 

The funny part is that there is someone out there that reads that website and thinks, not only is this funny, but its so funny I need to continually share it with others.

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7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I have the same tattoo except mine starts at the at the base of my penis running to the ends of my toe.

Nurse 1:  "What's with that patient who has 'SWAN' tattooed on his penis?"

Nurse 2:  "Huh? Honey, that thing says 'SASKATCHEWAN'!"

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