Post a pic that makes you lol

[Armybrat 40,938]

8 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

She looks fun.

And all primed for some chiropractor porn.

[High Plains Drifter 11,053]

Phone never touched the ground though.

[Sbbruin 21,900]

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

 

[jimmyjazz 46,284]

Nailed it.  (Both posts.)

[Pato del Muerto 52,633]

Wow. How do you fall all the way back without your feet ever moving?  That shit is incredible. Like watching a jenga tower fall over but the base stays put. 

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

 

Texas Flag is upside down.

[Chad Fuck 17,817]

7 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Texas Flag is upside down.

Except it's North Carolina's.  But hey, that's not really the point, is it?

[Pato del Muerto 52,633]

Whoa

Edited May 6, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Lerka Lerka 1,094]

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

3 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

[Brisketexan 105,463]

50 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

[Parliament 14,349]

 

That's gotta be fake.

[tfoolry 8,243]

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen

[jimmyjazz 46,284]

It's like a trust fall, but not.

[Hate 20,149]

I don’t want to imagine the kind of pain that girl must have felt for the next several days after that.

[Sbbruin 21,900]

I think it winked at me.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,823]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

enrico palazzo enrico palazzo enrico palazzo enrico palazzo....

[SurlyBDR 22,861]

44 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I think it winked at me.

Concussion protocol states she must be examined in my tent (pants style)

[bamachine 1,231]

Is it wrong that I downloaded that video for further inspection?

[markstanco 12,631]

FF to 2:45

[yoshi 137]

That's a sweet ass pond.

[smuggs 9,353]

1 hour ago, bamachine said:

Is it wrong that I downloaded that video for further inspection?

What the fuck was her friend doing wrapping her up around the knees? It was obvious she was already on her way down but Christ, let’s go ahead and make sure she completely shatters her spine.

 

[bamachine 1,231]

^Don't think that was her friend. Looked like someone who worked there. She put the chair back under the table and looked like she was reaching for dishes on the table, rather than trying to grab her legs.

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

you lean...

[jimmyjazz 46,284]

[Wally Fairway 5,590]

[SquishMitten 10,447]

11 hours ago, bamachine said:

^Don't think that was her friend. Looked like someone who worked there. She put the chair back under the table and looked like she was reaching for dishes on the table, rather than trying to grab her legs.

I think you’re right. And anybody who has ever been in the service industry knows that feeling when you just absolutely hate the absurdly drunk chick who has been a bitch the entire day. Always nice when karma catches up to them.

As a distant observer though, a girl looking like that who really knows how to day drink... mmm, college wheelhouse!

[Guest]

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Severely distressed. 

[Kennythetiger 9,483]

I stay out of the UT/Aggie stuff, but that shirt's not real, is it??  There's no way someone thought that was a good idea.

[jimmyjazz 46,284]

It's real.

I don't even understand what the implication is, but I try not to put much thought into things A&M.

[NaTeWHO 852]

I like the added touch at the end of this version around :45.

 

 

[bamachine 1,231]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

I think you’re right. And anybody who has ever been in the service industry knows that feeling when you just absolutely hate the absurdly drunk chick who has been a bitch the entire day. Always nice when karma catches up to them.

As a distant observer though, a girl looking like that who really knows how to day drink... mmm, college wheelhouse!

I would not doubt she filed a lawsuit against the restaurant, even though I doubt they have an open drink table dancing policy.

[jimmyjazz 46,284]

I swear I've watched that a hundred times and I'm still laughing my ass off at every viewing.  I'm going to hell.  At least the guy was all in on it.

[Pato del Muerto 52,633]

22 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I stay out of the UT/Aggie stuff, but that shirt's not real, is it??  There's no way someone thought that was a good idea.

Looks like one of those Facebook ads that sees your info and changes the graphic accordingly. 

[woohorn 1,131]

Why'd the Lil guy have a golf club?

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

1 minute ago, woohorn said:

Why'd the Lil guy have a golf club?

 

Selfie stick brah, moose out front should have told you. 

 

[woohorn 1,131]

Oh snap. I wanna see THAT footage.

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

6 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Oh snap. I wanna see THAT footage.

 

Starts about 3:24 of the original video from Markstanco

[Sbbruin 21,900]

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I swear I've watched that a hundred times and I'm still laughing my ass off at every viewing.  I'm going to hell.  At least the guy was all in on it.

Same.  He almost made into orbit.

[Pato del Muerto 52,633]

I believe I would have requested a helmet if I was wee man. 30 foot fall into still water is no joke. 

[jimmyjazz 46,284]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe I would have requested a helmet if I was wee man. 30 foot fall into still water is no joke. 

That's a lot more than 30 feet.  The two guys jumped from probably 20 feet, and together I bet they weigh ~ 4X what he weighs.  That would put his max height at maybe 80 feet.  (Yes, I'm ignoring friction.  Let's not take a Physics final on this.)

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,975]

You're also assuming a 100% transfer of energy.  It didn't look to me like he got more than twice the height that they jumped from.

[demos 3,012]

Flawless victory

[Pato del Muerto 52,633]

Need to know the efficiency coefficient of the blob

[Lerka Lerka 1,094]

50 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's a lot more than 30 feet.  The two guys jumped from probably 20 feet, and together I bet they weigh ~ 4X what he weighs.  That would put his max height at maybe 80 feet.  (Yes, I'm ignoring friction.  Let's not take a Physics final on this.)

80 feet?   You know it was slow motion and that's why Wee was in the air for so long, right?

[UncleCharlie 334]

18 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I think it winked at me.

Honey I promise, she slipped and fell on my dick.

[Wally Fairway 5,590]

56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's a lot more than 30 feet.  The two guys jumped from probably 20 feet, and together I bet they weigh ~ 4X what he weighs.  That would put his max height at maybe 80 feet.  (Yes, I'm ignoring friction.  Let's not take a Physics final on this.)

 

46 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You're also assuming a 100% transfer of energy.  It didn't look to me like he got more than twice the height that they jumped from.

I was told there would be no math!

And - you are ignoring that some of the energy is directional, as the lift in not 100% vertical (and the launchee is flailing about creating friction and vibration)

[GotThatFire 166]

18 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I think it winked at me.

Are them panties going into her pussy?

[jimmyjazz 46,284]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You're also assuming a 100% transfer of energy.  It didn't look to me like he got more than twice the height that they jumped from.

Dude.  I said "friction".  I think he probably topped their height by more than 2X, but even so, 30 feet is a low estimate.  He was WAY higher than 30 feet at the peak.