Post a pic that makes you lol

[HenryJames 66,189]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Unsurprisingly a hoax.

[Loco 3,754]

[Kennythetiger 9,481]

Pretty shitty to laugh at her miscalculation.  That's someone's wife, you know...

[TrashMaster G 17,630]

10 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Pretty shitty to laugh at her miscalculation.  That's someone's wife, you know...

Poor bastard.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Pretty shitty to laugh at her miscalculation.  That's someone's everyone's wife, you know...

Fixed. 

[Longboard Horn 40,548]

[DougO 5,256]

I think I saw that chick on MFC one time.

[Bullneck 19,216]

On 5/21/2019 at 4:56 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

One time in HS we climbed the fence at night at Barton Springs. I ran down the hill on the south side and without looking jumped into what is usually 6 ft of water. The pool was drained and the exact same thing happened to me. I'm really really lucky that I didn't dive head first or I'd be typing by looking at a screen and blinking.

When I was little my grandmother warned me about diving at Barton Springs.  She told the story of how the governor's son (Allan Shivers) broke his neck and was in a wheelchair. 

 

30 years later I had an appointment to meet some Shivers guy in downtown Austin.  The door opened from his office and he came out, in a wheelchair.  I was dumbstruck for a second as I realized I was meeting the guy my grandmother had told me about.  I think he probably saw my surprised and figured I wasn't expecting someone in a wheelchair. 

[Bullneck 19,216]

On 5/17/2019 at 10:05 AM, crash_davis said:

 

 

No need to try this out at the local football field.  I'll be airborne for sure before I get to the cart corral.

[HenryJames 66,189]

18 hours ago, Loco said:

Would not want a handjob from her.

[Longboard Horn 40,548]

[Longboard Horn 40,548]

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

lol's?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

A German hotel came up with a brilliant way to keep people from running in the hallways:

[Pato del Muerto 52,618]

15 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A German hotel came up with a brilliant way to keep people from running in the hallways:

Is that hallway where they release the zyclon?

[demos 3,012]

The germans are a twisted people.

[Chooky 13,319]

22 minutes ago, demos said:

The germans are a twisted people.

That's not fair. They invented the snuff film genre. Oh, never mind. 

[DougO 5,256]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A German hotel came up with a brilliant way to keep people from running in the hallways:

Now people just run in the hallway with their eyes closed.

 

[Upgrayedd 5,821]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A German hotel came up with a brilliant way to keep people from running in the hallways:

[TrashMaster G 17,630]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

A German hotel came up with a brilliant way to keep people from running in the hallways:

I'm sure they love it when the drunk folks puke on the carpet.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,822]

 

just did this now

[BearSchlong 8,117]

Oh that's so true but for me its romaine.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,491]

This is a very painful condition:

[TrashMaster G 17,630]

13 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

This is a very painful condition:

Easy to avoid, though. Just don't cram one of those critters up your butt.

[SurlyBDR 22,853]

23 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

This is a very painful condition:

[Doze 1,322]

[Underdog 28,794]

A

[Underdog 28,794]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Easy to avoid, though. Just don't cram one of those critters up your butt.

[AM Wood 335]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

A

I’m having a weekend get together at my house with my buddies. Can you please not come? Thanks. 

[demos 3,012]

Why are you shitting in the shower? Get the fuck out and shit on the toilet.

[NaTeWHO 852]

I don't think shitting on the toilet is a good alternative.

[OWLVIS 561]

On 5/25/2019 at 7:07 PM, demos said:

The germans are a twisted people.

with a knack for flair

[kopp0e 1,135]

imgur

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

On 5/25/2019 at 11:32 PM, BearSchlong said:

Oh that's so true but for me its romaine.

Celery

[bamachine 1,231]

Do not get the organic mini cucumbers unless you plan on eating them that day or the next. Three days in and they melt in the crisper drawer.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

18 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

I don't think shitting on the toilet is a good alternative.

Fuck getting ON the plane, I wanna get IN the plane!-- George Carlin

[ulukinatme 1,765]

On 5/25/2019 at 4:33 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

A German hotel came up with a brilliant way to keep people from running in the hallways:

This shit actually makes my stomach turn a bit.

[SurlyBDR 22,853]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,822]

Do not get the organic mini cucumbers unless you plan on eating them that day or the next. Three days in and they melt in the crisper drawer.

I give up on organic cucumbers but she doesn't and they suck

[markstanco 12,628]

Somebody found a way to use 4 letters for two names. Impressive.

[NorthLoop 14,253]

An yu think that's funny? 

[markstanco 12,628]

Well done.

[bmbmd 1,027]

[jeevsie 3,740]

At least her first name isn't Yvonne

Edited May 28, 2019 by jeevsie

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

Hopefully the A is for Anna 

[luke duke 6,414]

Hopefully the A is for Anna Anita.  

FIFY

[crash_davis 23,115]

kid is introduce to math.  F = 2 A (p₁ - p₂)    

 

[Parliament 14,337]

Lol at the lady just sitting there.

[Hawndoh 2,389]

She's like "not my kid, not my problem"

[crash_davis 23,115]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/bu0zju/never_stand_too_close_to_fight/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x