Post a pic that makes you lol

[mulletpelini 5216]

holy shit what a dumbass.  Eye doctor wrote about it

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Ophthalmologist here. It’s not very clear but to me it looks like the dart penetrated her globe quite centrally. If you’re wondering what’s going to happen to this poor girl, I can try to give you a sense of how this kind of case usually plays out. A quick check on Google shows a dart tip length is about 25 mm, and the average adult globe length is 24-26 mm. With the speed of the dart it almost certainly wound have speared the retina after passing through her cornea and lens. After arriving at the hospital and examined by the on call ophthalmologist, and probably after a CT scan, she’ll be rushed into emergency OR. She’ll then get her cornea stitched up to close her globe. She’ll be admitted after that. Then the next day the vitreoretinal surgeon will come and examine her and find a huge hole in her retina, probably going all the way through and out the other side. She’ll be blind by now because of a traumatic cataract — her lens has turned opaque after the lens coating (capsule) is breached. She’ll then be listed for another surgery to extract the jelly (vitreous) and blood inside her eye, and maybe close up the back part of her eye. She’ll still be blind after the surgery because they will have filled her eye with either gas or silicone oil to keep her retina attached. After they surgery and a week or two close monitoring she’ll be discharged. 6-8 weeks later if things have gone well she’ll be referred to the cornea service to deal with the scar in her cornea. If it’s in the middle part she’ll go for a corneal transplant requiring lifelong medications to prevent rejection. After that (or maybe even before) she’ll start having problems with eye pressure and the glaucoma service will be called in. She’ll start on glaucoma drops but they’ll fail and she’ll wind up with a special eye pressure lowering surgery. At some point the retina will develop funky new blood vessels that cause scarring and permanent visual loss. She’ll then be started on monthly intra-ocular injections to try to stop that process, maybe with some success. A few years later when her corneal graft starts failing and her eye pressure can no longer be controlled she’ll be sent to her final destination — oculoplastics. By now she can’t see anything because of the glaucoma, corneal cloudiness and retinal problems, and her eye will be in pain because her eye pressure is constantly high and the eye surface is not healing itself properly. She’s got a painful blind eye. The oculoplastics doctor will counsel her about evisceration — basically scooping out all the contents of the eye and leaving just the white shell. She’ll say no for a while but then finally relent, and she’ll wind up with an implant, which generally should look pretty decent. So she’ll be a one-eyed young lady. I’ve seen plenty, and it’s very sad.

Spoiler

 

Edited August 20, 2019 by mulletpelini
pero no quiero ser pirata!

[HenryJames 66189]

@Armybrat is pissed.

[Homercles 10206]

I’m normally pretty stoic with wack shit on the internet but that had me cringing so hard my whole body was tense.  Ugh.  Everyone there was a fucking idiot, and I cannot imagine the post-drunk wake up nightmare both of them will have the next day.  Jesus.  

[Homercles 10206]

Dp 

Edited August 20, 2019 by Homercles

[futureman 22554]

19 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I’m normally pretty stoic with wack shit on the internet but that had me cringing so hard my whole body was tense.  Ugh.  Everyone there was a fucking idiot, and I cannot imagine the post-drunk wake up nightmare both of them will have the next day.  Jesus.  

geriatric thor or the pirate girl

[Homercles 10206]

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

geriatric thor or the pirate girl

Yarrrr

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

35 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I’m normally pretty stoic with wack shit on the internet but that had me cringing so hard my whole body was tense.  Ugh.  Everyone there was a fucking idiot, and I cannot imagine the post-drunk wake up nightmare both of them will have the next day.  Jesus.  

all of this

[futureman 22554]

47 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I’m normally pretty stoic with wack shit on the internet but that had me cringing so hard my whole body was tense.  Ugh.  Everyone there was a fucking idiot, and I cannot imagine the post-drunk wake up nightmare both of them will have the next day.  Jesus.  

was the guy trying to hit the dart board?  if so he’s the worst dart player in history.  or was he trying to get it as close to her head as possible?  

[Wally Fairway 5590]

 

[Wally Fairway 5590]

 

[Kennythetiger 9482]

Old dude had Carhartt coverall shorts?  Never seen such a thing.  

[Parliament 14343]

^^^Has never been to the Midwest.

[Kennythetiger 9482]

I thought I lived there, but maybe I'm too far west.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12491]

Somewhere in the Brasada:

[Wally Fairway 5590]

Who knew @Thujone did artwork for the Iowa State Fair?

[Underdog 28798]

7 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Looks like fun...  CANNONBALL!!!!!

[Angry Gorilla 1769]

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

@Armybrat is pissed.

No kidding, now he is going to have to go bail out his grandson. 

Edited August 20, 2019 by Angry Gorilla

[Underdog 28798]

6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Somewhere in the Brasada:

Hell is for children... 

[Longboard Horn 40557]

[Wally Fairway 5590]

now how do we get he to post here

 

[HOOKEM4 5044]

Nm

Edited August 21, 2019 by HOOKEM4

[Moby Ric 2058]

On 8/20/2019 at 5:49 AM, HenryJames said:

@Armybrat is pissed.

Dillo Pad sighting?

['stache 21892]

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

now how do we get he to post here

 

I'm looking forward to "researching" this young lady later tonight.

[TrashMaster G 17630]

11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm looking forward to "researching" this young lady later tonight.

Sir Mix-a-lot would be a fan of hers.

[futureman 22554]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I'm looking forward to "researching" this young lady later tonight.

she’s somebody’s daughter. 

[Your Mom 4855]

47 minutes ago, futureman said:

she’s somebody’s daughter. 

Go on

[AM Wood 335]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

she’s somebody’s daughter. 

Paging doctor faggot. 

[ulukinatme 1765]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm looking forward to "researching" this young lady later tonight.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

she’s somebody’s daughter. 

So, you're saying she does incest porn?  

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

2 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

So, you're saying she does incest porn?  

 

Go on

[mulletpelini 5216]

Don't investigate from a govt server

[Nole-4-Life 804]

18 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm looking forward to "researching" this young lady later tonight.

My friend said she looks a little like Aubrey Plaza.

[MissingInAction 25208]

19 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm looking forward to "researching" this young lady later tonight.

Dont do it. She needs a reund for those bolt ons.

[gecko 1104]

https://twitter.com/tinabobuk/status/1164574165862690816?s=20

[Armybrat 40928]

2 hours ago, gecko said:

https://twitter.com/tinabobuk/status/1164574165862690816?s=20

Aggy engineer candidate.

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

aggy engineer graduate.

fify

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

10 hours ago, gecko said:

https://twitter.com/tinabobuk/status/1164574165862690816?s=20

Someone just happens to be recording a video, almost like it’s staged. 

[gecko 1104]

[Wally Fairway 5590]

If God says "can I play through", they you'd better say yes

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/holy-in-one-lightning-strike-leaves-mezmorizing-display-on-golf-course/70009143

also from the linked article

 

Edited August 23, 2019 by Wally Fairway
maybe this should be in the "holy shit" thread....too lante

[SquishMitten 10444]

Someone just happens to be recording a video, almost like it’s staged. 

I’m gonna go with yes since that happened for real to someone about a week ago

[Zwylde 812]

4 hours ago, gecko said:

 

BLINK MUTHAF*CKER! 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

8 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 

I’m gonna go with yes since that happened for real to someone about a week ago

 

I saw that and others over the years. The weld was on the inside edge. There was no reason to stick his head through there because he probably couldn’t even see it from the outside. Well, there was one reason, but I already mentioned that. 

Edited August 23, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[nnm 36683]

9 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

If God says "can I play through", they you'd better say yes

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/holy-in-one-lightning-strike-leaves-mezmorizing-display-on-golf-course/70009143

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

RAT FARTS!!!!!!!!

[Guest Lobo]

I didn't think that was funny until the "it looks like grandma, the fucking thing."  Then I started crying.  

[Incredulity 11683]

 

[CooterBrown 18033]

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

Fuuuck.... been laughing at this for half the morning 🤣

 

 

[crash_davis 23115]

come at me bro.  linked because of sound.

https://www.reddit.com/r/theocho/comments/cucjvl/if_you_look_in_the_same_direction_your_opponent/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[elfenix 34339]

https://i.imgur.com/P0Rcl3b.jpg

 

 

not sure the imgur bot is working so let's try imgbb

 

Edited August 24, 2019 by elfenix

[BradInATX 9208]

Off topic but not sure where else to post? Does anyone know where one could find the old thread, or at least the images from the thread on the old shaggy, of the shitty Colt McCoy/Longhorns mannequins? I found the shaggy thread but it's dead, and I can't seem to find it anywhere else. I saw one of them in the wild at a wine display today and it made me go down a rabbit hole of searching to no avail.