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anybody else bang a girl at UT that looked just like that in the late 90's?  

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On 8/31/2019 at 5:23 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Mike Stoops.  Lost.  Shocking.  Easy lulz

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53 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

This it the POV version of an earlier post (too lazy to find it and quote/link)

 

Either I'm missing something or my meter is off because I can't figure out what's supposed to be funny about these two posts.

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Ma!  Come here, look at this fucking horse!  Looks like Grandma, the fucking thing.  Ma! 

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I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

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4 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

That guy? 

Charles Manson. 

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Well that animal deserved the mayo for not giving the seat a cursory swipe of TP to remove wet piss. 

But the mustard thing is hilarious. And I tend to believe it since the note is so poorly written. Somebody trolling would presumably proof read first. 

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21 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

I put some mayonnaise on your mom last night.

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36 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's why you should drop trou. With proper force, all sharts will be expelled away from your person

imagine walking into the urinal and being greeted by some dude's ass because he dropped his pants and boxers down to his knees so that if he sharted, it would fly uninterrupted on your shoes.  

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I got paddled in 2nd grade for laughing on the way back from the bathroom after having walked in on some kid with his pants around his ankles.  Fortunately, my teacher's weapon of choice that day was the paperback book in her hand called "The Story of Icebergs".

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42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

imagine walking into the urinal and being greeted by some dude's ass because he dropped his pants and boxers down to his knees so that if he sharted, it would fly uninterrupted on your shoes.  

When I was on the 40 acres, I had a good buddy who would drop his pants to his ankles and pull his shirt up under his chin every time he took a leak at the urinal at DKR.  Like a 6'4" toddler.  One of the funniest damn things.  Never got old.  

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When I was on the 40 acres, I had a good buddy who would drop his pants to his ankles and pull his shirt up under his chin every time he took a leak at the urinal at DKR.  Like a 6'4" toddler.  One of the funniest damn things.  Never got old.  


Thought we might be friends until you said 6’4”. Must be some other guy copying me

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