Post a pic that makes you lol

[futureman 22,510]

transphobia is not funny

Edited September 10, 2019 by futureman

[nineliveslost 2,789]

58 minutes ago, futureman said:

transphobia is not funny

sigh....just sigh

so so many needing a hug, but not that many hugs to go around.

 

[futureman 22,510]

4 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

sigh....just sigh

so so many needing a hug, but not that many hugs to go around.

oh ok, let’s just laugh at people trying to figure out whether or not to chop their dick off.  you’re all class. 

[nineliveslost 2,789]

and you are an oversensitive  pussy. Lets all lock ourselves up an strike out any type of humor that anyone might find the least bit offensive. 

I never had any issues with your goofy posts but you are just trying to be a bitch about this

 

[futureman 22,510]

haha.  wow

[nineliveslost 2,789]

and by the way. It was a fucking roast you cunt

[nineliveslost 2,789]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

haha.  wow

wah 

 

((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))

[SurlyBDR 22,814]

Let's have a live look at futureman:

[SurlyBDR 22,814]

[mchookem 16,342]

Caitlyn seemed highly amused. she even stood up and egged the crowd on.

maybe people just have different senses of humor. since she was the only trans person on stage, at a roast no less, i'd say she gets to make the call.

[BearSchlong 8,104]

Pretty sure if you agree to participate in a comedy central roast you know what you're getting into. That's the most brutal stage on TV.

[SoCalHorn 40]

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

Blake Griffin obviously knows about trannies and dicks. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Some people continue to take futureman seriously. 

[futureman 22,510]

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some people continue to take futureman seriously. 

contemporary social issues in today’s political climate need to be taken seriously.

[Quagmire 2,147]

contemporary social issues in today’s political climate need to be taken seriously.

Chop your dick off first and we can talk about it

[jeevsie 3,737]

['stache 21,825]

I wonder who writes the jokes for the athletes in those roasts. No way Blake Griffin is that clever.

[Guest Lobo]

Even the comics that appear at those have joke writers.  The only regulars that I know write all their own shit are Ross, Jezelnik, and (the late) Gerardo.  Nikki Glazer, who is not funny on stage, admitted she had about 50-75% of her stuff written for her (that was used on stage, I mean). 

That's why you'll see so many back-and-forths between the non comedic talents up there...the same writer gives the first one a joke about the other on the dais.  Then that second person comes up there a few guests later and zings that first person using the first person's joke from earlier.  Those people aren't that funny, it's a handful of writers telegraphing jokes around the dais.  I still enjoy these for the most part.  But it was a bit of a bummer to learn just how much the pro comics still rely on writers for these things.  They can't all be Don Rickles and just riff on faces and careers like he could.  All that to say, this is what makes Edward Norton's roast of Bruce Willis so impressive.  

Anyway, back to LOL time.  this fucking cat.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

10 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Pretty sure if you agree to participate in a comedy central roast you know what you're getting into. That's the most brutal stage on TV.

This. You expect to get your nuts cut off when you participate.

[honolulu horn 6,165]

He told three jokes, and the punch lines of each were about her family, Alec Baldwin, and  NBA/hip-hop stars. He didn't actually disrespect her being trans. Lighten up.

[crash_davis 23,114]

 

[crash_davis 23,114]

 

[crash_davis 23,114]

 

[crash_davis 23,114]

f'ing lulz.

http://i.imgur.com/qqOiHp3.gifv

 

fucking imgur....link doesn't work now.

Edited September 10, 2019 by crash_davis

[crash_davis 23,114]

this worked in the movies....

play with sound

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/d1wa9z/flirting_with_someones_gf_in_their_face_is_not_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[Speedtrucker 2,072]

I wonder who writes the jokes for the athletes in those roasts. No way Blake Griffin is that clever.

He probably has a writer for him, he’s been trying his hand as a standup comic in the off-season. Even think he hosts at some comedy club or something.

Saw an interview once, he isn’t that funny.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

He told three jokes, and the punch lines of each were about her family, Alec Baldwin, and  NBA/hip-hop stars. He didn't actually disrespect her being trans. Lighten up.

Well the 1st and 3rd can be interpreted towards jenner not wanting a white dick or giving the daughters daddy issues.

Both were funny

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Even the comics that appear at those have joke writers.  The only regulars that I know write all their own shit are Ross, Jezelnik, and (the late) Gerardo.  Nikki Glazer, who is not funny on stage, admitted she had about 50-75% of her stuff written for her (that was used on stage, I mean). 
That's why you'll see so many back-and-forths between the non comedic talents up there...the same writer gives the first one a joke about the other on the dais.  Then that second person comes up there a few guests later and zings that first person using the first person's joke from earlier.  Those people aren't that funny, it's a handful of writers telegraphing jokes around the dais.  I still enjoy these for the most part.  But it was a bit of a bummer to learn just how much the pro comics still rely on writers for these things.  They can't all be Don Rickles and just riff on faces and careers like he could.  All that to say, this is what makes Edward Norton's roast of Bruce Willis so impressive.  
Anyway, back to LOL time.  this fucking cat.

God i miss greg gerardo.

[immortal13 4,059]

20 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

 

He probably has a writer for him, he’s been trying his hand as a standup comic in the off-season. Even think he hosts at some comedy club or something.

Saw an interview once, he isn’t that funny.

 

That guy has the personality of a piece of plywood. He isn't going to make it as a comic. 

[BonzoMontreaux 1,061]

48 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

I would watch them play patty-cake...

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Blake should have saved that line for his mom. 

[futureman 22,510]

 

6 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

God i miss greg gerardo.
 

giraldo.  and yes, he was great.  

[tfoolry 8,222]

8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

God i miss greg gerardo.
 

[Bullneck 19,185]

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Ginger: 1, Mary Ann: 1a

[nnm 36,481]

Not sure whether to post this here or under the “wives” thread, so I’m doing both. Which one of you Surly dudes is married to this rocket scientist?

 

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

Would like to see a closer pic.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,881]

nsiap

[RollLeft 5,045]

On 9/9/2019 at 9:22 PM, futureman said:

oh ok, let’s just laugh at people trying to figure out whether or not to chop their dick off.  you’re all class. 

we laugh at you all the time.

[futureman 22,510]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Not sure whether to post this here or under the “wives” thread, so I’m doing both. Which one of you Surly dudes is married to this rocket scientist?

 

now, you don’t wanna add too much oil.

[Steamboat1874 4,074]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Not sure whether to post this here or under the “wives” thread, so I’m doing both. Which one of you Surly dudes is married to this rocket scientist?

 

Want to know how we all know you are gay ?

Edited September 12, 2019 by Steamboat1874

[Wally Fairway 5,571]

KInda kinky - I'd like to take a shot at that ass

[SquishMitten 10,421]

I'd like to know where that tee ended up after she rolled over

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

['stache 21,825]

doublepasta

Edited September 12, 2019 by 'stache

['stache 21,825]

On 9/10/2019 at 10:06 AM, crash_davis said:

 

[You don't know me 1,161]

KInda kinky - I'd like to take a shot at that ass

You are supposed fill your divot.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,479]

[futureman 22,510]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

 

I don’t understand.  is it weird because you’re gay and not normally attracted to hot women?