Post a pic that makes you lol

[jimmyjazz 46225]

Not exactly lulz until you realize that's Donald Fagen in the back left, Bette Midler across the table from him, and the host (Patty Smyth of Scandal), who is an acquaintance of mine, has ceded toasting duties to her husband (John McEnroe) and his right arm.  Fagen's face is perfect.

 

[futureman 22553]

in english, please. 

[Sbbruin 21898]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not exactly lulz until you realize that's Donald Fagen in the back left, Bette Midler across the table from him, and the host (Patty Smyth of Scandal), who is an acquaintance of mine, has ceded toasting duties to her husband (John McEnroe) and his right arm.  Fagen's face is perfect.

 

Dude that is the greatest picture I’ve ever seen.

[Underdog 28785]

George C Scott looks better than Fagen. 

[Sbbruin 21898]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

in english, please. 

Dude that was clear as a bell.  Unreal.  So zJohnnie Mac was the glass in the foreground?  Fagen is a hero to me.  As is Mac.  He played in the greatest era of tennis ever.  Mac, Borg, Connors, Lendl.  Unmatched.  And McEnroe was the greatest entertainer of them all.  

[SurlyBDR 22852]

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not exactly lulz until you realize that's Donald Fagen in the back left, Bette Midler across the table from him, and the host (Patty Smyth of Scandal), who is an acquaintance of mine, has ceded toasting duties to her husband (John McEnroe) and his right arm.  Fagen's face is perfect.

 

[Underdog 28785]

10 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

"You cannot be serious!" 

[futureman 22553]

24 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Mac, Borg, Connors, Lendl.  Unmatched.  

maybe from an entertainment standpoint?  if they played in the 21st century they wouldn’t have a major between the four of them. 

[Agent 13 314]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

maybe from an entertainment standpoint?  if they played in the 21st century they wouldn’t have a major between the four of them. 

Balderdash!

[miguelito 11313]

that could be anyone's right arm.

[jimmyjazz 46225]

12 minutes ago, miguelito said:

that could be anyone's right arm.

Well sure, except it's Patty Smyth's photo from her dining room, she's married to Johnny Mac, and he often wears printed shirts like that.

But yeah, it's probably my arm.

[jimmyjazz 46225]

And JMac would waste most modern tennis players in his prime.  He was cat quick and had a drive to win that these putzes can't even begin to emulate.

[miguelito 11313]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well sure, except it's Patty Smyth's photo from her dining room, she's married to Johnny Mac, and he often wears printed shirts like that.

But yeah, it's probably my arm.

You should get that spot checked out.

[mulletpelini 5216]

I was buying it until I saw Abe Vigoda, everybody knows he's dead.

[Underdog 28785]

Motherfuckin' Jimmy holding out on some Patty nudes from us...  was always a cutie and would still get it this day.  

Can't imagine that JMac/Tatum household back in the day...  talk about volatile. 

[RPM 26360]

 

[futureman 22553]

yessssss!!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Deck the halls with Santa's balls indeed. 

[futureman 22553]

kazakhstan.  explains so much. 

[jimmyjazz 46225]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Motherfuckin' Jimmy holding out on some Patty nudes from us...

I wish.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

[66BUFF 2565]

On 11/29/2019 at 6:16 AM, Spankytoes said:

Meanwhile, in Oklahoma...

Ain't that a peach

[Armybrat 40920]

Nope, but They certainly are daisies.

[Spankytoes 1743]

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Ain't that a peach

Who is the pussy that reported dick napkins to the mods? The suckage of this site is complete.

Edited November 30, 2019 by Spankytoes

[blacklab 11955]

 nobody reported it, he quoted it.

[Spankytoes 1743]

4 hours ago, blacklab said:

 nobody reported it, he quoted it.

Shut your whore mouth!
 

Ok, I was wrong. Savor it 

[DougO 5256]

[LABEVO 928]

 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[ROFL BOX 6649]

I ruminated on it for 1/2 a second & decided it's more LoL than WTF (Holy Sheet!).

Behold the Cthurkey.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Doodoo on his shouldah!

Edited December 1, 2019 by burntorangebongos

[Bigbend1812 12942]

That’s going to be stuck in my head now. 

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[Underdog 28785]

Defeated?

[Sbbruin 21898]

On 11/29/2019 at 7:45 PM, futureman said:

maybe from an entertainment standpoint?  if they played in the 21st century they wouldn’t have a major between the four of them. 

I hate stupid comments like this.  You don't think their games would have evolved to match current play?  GTFO with comments like this.  Tennis was such a bigger sport then than it is now.

[Pato del Muerto 52616]

33 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Defeated?

Pussy can’t be defeated by bush. But it can hide in it. 

[futureman 22553]

18 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I hate stupid comments like this.  You don't think their games would have evolved to match current play?  GTFO with comments like this.  Tennis was such a bigger sport then than it is now.

it wouldn’t have been as big for bjorg, mcenroe, lendl and connors.  those guys are andy roddick to federer, nadal, and djokovic.  the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

40 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Defeated?

I haven't seen someone disappear in a giant bush like that since the last time I was at South Austin's mom's house 

[elfenix 34338]

 

 

[Sbbruin 21898]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

it wouldn’t have been as big for bjorg, mcenroe, lendl and connors.  those guys are andy roddick to federer, nadal, and djokovic.  the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

You're equating those guys with Roddick?  I can't argue with stupid.

[futureman 22553]

51 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

You're equating those guys with Roddick?  

equating?  roddick was probably better, actually.  none of those guys could handle roddick’s serve at the peak of his powers. 

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[jimmyjazz 46225]

Alright, enough with the tennis lunacy.  I'm not the world's biggest tennis fan, but I did see Johnny Mac play Agassi in a charity event when Andre had fought his way back to #1, and while JM's extra decade took him out of any serious running to win the match, it wasn't nearly as lopsided as one might think.  Agassi basically sat back and bombed from the baseline while McEnroe ran his own ass off flicking volleys.  It was pretty impressive.  He would have held his own just fine in the "most modern" era -- he was a terrific natural athlete.

[futureman 22553]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

  He would have held his own just fine in the "most modern" era -- he was a terrific natural athlete.

never disputed that.  he’d have finished in or near the top 10 of most tournaments.  

[THEHORN5561 2583]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Why is South Austin throwing paper?