Post a pic that makes you lol

[Jerry Callo 8,695]

14 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Enjoy.

https://www.lonelyplanet.com/articles/comedy-wildlife-awards?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=article

 

In case you've ever wondered why male lions kill cubs.

[Longboard Horn 40,284]

[beer 3,220]

[Loco 3,752]

[Tap 58]

Just saw this at the round rock antique mall if anyone needs a last minute Christmas idea

 

Fuck you, sideways pic

[Guest Lobo]

how does his uniform go from being a Dallas Cowboy to a Harlem Globetrotter, all the while being the assistant manager at Tuesday Morning?  

[Tap 58]

Pretty sure it started as colt mccoy and was repainted when the coop sold it.

[Guest Lobo]

Where are you getting Colt in that face?  That's Case all the way, baby!  

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

Texas-Ohio partnership...

[Armybrat 40,815]

I thought I was the only sucker who got roped into going to the Round Rock Antique Mall.

[Buzzrock 14,901]

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Next time I shower with my girlfriend I am going to do this to her.  It's gonna cost me $50 for some new fru-fru bottle of shampoo but it'll be so worth it.

Or maybe I'll do it the next time I shower with South Austin's mom.  A $0.99 bottle of Prell from the Dollar Store would be worth it too.

[bluto 4,912]

Guess this could also go in the the Bitch about Holiday drama thread.  Probably needs played for everyone before the festivities start.
 
Also,  1,3,2
 
 
 

Back left, yep

[Longboard Horn 40,284]

 

[staboner 4,969]

thats great ^

[mulletpelini 5,210]

redhead at bottom of screen as video is ending, sneaky juggs

[Hate 20,106]

 

If they could somehow edit it so that you didn’t have to listen to Bon Jovi that would be great.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

redhead at bottom of screen as video is ending, sneaky juggs

I'm not seeing it.

[sdm 847]

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I'm not seeing it.

That's why they're sneaky.

[crash_davis 23,096]

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

That's why they're sneaky.

he bets she's a jap.

[ulukinatme 1,763]

18 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Here's the whole video, they get some chicks too and an Asian guy spazes out.  

 

 

[Buzzrock 14,901]

Worth it for the chicks. Lol at vegan shampoo.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

2 hours ago, sdm said:

That's why they're sneaky.

You said they. That's a clue. It must me the sneaky elbow grope. I'm kinda slow in my old age.

[Wally Fairway 5,539]

1 hour ago, ulukinatme said:

Here's the whole video, they get some chicks too and an Asian guy spazes out.  

 

Red thong 1, blue thong 2 & dude is lucky Hulk didn't crush because I'm pretty certain he was about to turn green

[Doze 1,322]

[smuggs 9,350]

18 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Kid's busy trying to hug up on Salvatore in the blue tshirt who is ready to slap him while the blonde and brunette MILFs are getting hot 'n' bothered. Focus, young fella.

 

[BigDHornfan 6,545]

Evidently a UT grad helped assfuck change a flat tire on the highway.

He had no idea he who he was helping.

 

[demos 3,002]

So this guy had a chance to take out switzer and failed is what I’m reading.

[Stella Link 534]

3 hours ago, demos said:

So this guy had a chance to take out switzer and failed is what I’m reading.

And what is @BigDHornfan doing following Switzer on Twitter?  Do the Mods know about this??

[ulukinatme 1,763]

What the hell is wrong with Switzer's finger?  Did he break it checking the oil in one of his Tight Ends?  

[Parliament 14,227]

[Underdog 28,544]

1 hour ago, ulukinatme said:

What the hell is wrong with Switzer's finger?  Did he break it checking the oil in one of his Tight Ends?  

You'd have a harder time finding something not crooked on Switzer. 

[mulletpelini 5,210]

He put shampoo in the tire.....long game

[nnm 36,332]

 

[bamachine 1,230]

Likely stage if not, fat boy is a hero.

Edited December 21, 2019 by bamachine

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,390]

[Bevo&Pevo 5,120]

Most popular guy at the nudist camp?  the one who can carry a dozen doughnuts and 4 cups of coffee.

Most popular girl? the one who can eat the 12th doughnut.

[Hate 20,106]

Have you ever worked at a nudist camp? I have, and it’s disturbing to say the least. That dude you described is most likely down at the “gay” camp with a bunch of dudes lining up for his services. /no homo

[mulletpelini 5,210]

5 hours ago, bamachine said:

Likely stage if not, fat boy is a hero.

Nobody that fat is out walking

[bamachine 1,230]

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Nobody that fat is out walking

He probably slapped the dude for being in the way of the ice cream truck.

[markstanco 12,570]

Have you ever worked at a nudist camp? I have, and it’s disturbing to say the least. That dude you described is most likely down at the “gay” camp with a bunch of dudes lining up for his services. /no homo

Why would you apply for this job? Tou should start a new thread with funny stories.

[Hate 20,106]

I was a camp counselor in the Poconos for a couple of summers in my early 20’s. A couple of weeks before the kids got there the camp would rent the facilities to different groups. One of the groups that rented it was a nudist group from the northeast. There were about 300-400 of them and 99% of them had no business being naked anywhere , let alone out in “public”.

[mulletpelini 5,210]

pics?

[nnm 36,332]

You do not want those pics.
I stumbled on a nude beach in Norway at the end of a run.  I knew there was a beach at the end of the peninsula outside Oslo, and I thought it would be a good idea to run to the beach, jump in the cool water (in summer the water’s about 65), and then run back to town. Well, on one side there’s a regular beach, on the other there’s a nude beach, about which I did not know. And I went to the wrong beach. 
In your mind you’re picturing the nude beach you see when you search the Google for nude beach. That’s not what you get. It’s 85% old, decrepit men, and the 15% that are not identifiably male are old Rosie O’Donnells.
Making no eye contact, I hurried to the other side of the beach, where the regular people were, where the young, fit Norwegian women were. All of whom had appropriate clothing on. Which is still a million times better than what was on the other beach. 
TL;DR:  you don’t want to see pics of a real nude beach. 

Edited December 22, 2019 by nnm

[Hate 20,106]

That is correct. Of the 400 or so at the camp, there were probably 300 or more men and maybe one or two attractive females. The most disturbing thing was an alleged “preacher” that brought his family including teen and pre-teen kids.

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[Parliament 14,227]

 you don’t want to see pics of a real nude beach. 

As a person who walked the beach at Hedonism out of curiosity, I wholeheartedly agree.

[nnm 36,332]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Avatar syncs up. 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

On 12/21/2019 at 9:31 PM, Hate said:

Have you ever worked at a nudist camp? I have, and it’s disturbing to say the least. That dude you described is most likely down at the “gay” camp with a bunch of dudes lining up for his services. /no homo

Yeah this is not what I want to read with my morning coffee.  Dammit.

[markstanco 12,570]

The most disturbing thing was an alleged “preacher” that brought his family including teen and pre-teen kids.

But mullet wants pics