Post a pic that makes you lol

[Wally Fairway 5571]

could be Holy shit....but I laughed

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Sexy Vixen Vinyl" has now been permanently ruined for me.

This is especially funny to me because I have a lawyer cousin about that same age who looks, talks, and thinks just like Brit Hume. 

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Sexy Vixen Vinyl" has now been permanently ruined for me.

Nowthis is Brit Hume?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40397]

Facts

 

[crash_davis 23114]

 

[nnm 36481]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

That looks fake.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I have no idea what this Vietnamese song about COVID-19 is actually saying, but I get the impression it's saying it well.

 

[RPM 26327]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have no idea what this Vietnamese song about COVID-19 is actually saying, but I get the impression it's saying it well.

 

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Man, this virus has no respect.

[nnm 36481]

22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Man, this virus has no respect.

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

[davidg 4038]

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

You haven't been to a mass in a while have you?

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

17 minutes ago, davidg said:

You haven't been to a mass in a while have you?

 

 

He already said he was catholic. 
 

spoiler alert: they still do that. 
 

hit up the Lutheran service if you want your own shot glass. 

[nnm 36481]

 

[davidg 4038]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He already said he was catholic. 
 

spoiler alert: they still do that. 
 

hit up the Lutheran service if you want your own shot glass. 

I'm quite aware that they still do that.  Tap your meter.  

  The most uncomfortable I've been around a service was at a funeral for an older cousin  who passed away from Aids in 1990.   Lots of friends who were obviously in the late stages of their own fight with Aids, going through a communion line. 

 

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

[MissingInAction 25130]

26 minutes ago, davidg said:

I'm quite aware that they still do that.  Tap your meter.  

  The most uncomfortable I've been around a service was at a funeral for an older cousin  who passed away from Aids in 1990.   Lots of friends who were obviously in the late stages of their own fight with Aids, going through a communion line. 

 

AIDS doesnt transmit through saliva. The PSAs from 30 years ago out front should have told you.

[RPM 26327]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

The same chalice Carmelita sipped from after she sucked 30 dicks the week before?

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

[Spankytoes 1742]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

AIDS doesnt transmit through saliva. The PSAs from 30 years ago out front should have told you.

Probably got it from Magic Johnson

[elfenix 34330]

[mulletpelini 5214]

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

AIDS doesnt transmit through saliva. The PSAs from 30 years ago out front should have told you.

I bet you still wouldn't have drank from the cup

[MissingInAction 25130]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

I bet you still wouldn't have drank from the cup

South Austin's mom has taught me much since then.

[burntorangebongos 10750]

fat ninja cat

[RPM 26327]

[mulletpelini 5214]

thought for sure they were gonna mention deez nuts

[Wally Fairway 5571]

12 hours ago, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

You should feel lucky if that's all the the parish priest did to you.

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

thought for sure they were gonna mention deez nuts

Yeah, jalapeno in eyes, uncomfortable.  Jalapeno on your junk?   Agonizing fucking pain.   Learned that the hard way after a drunken jalapeno eating contest.

[MissingInAction 25130]

Slicing peppers, not washing hands, then taking a dump without a bidet = terrified butthole.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

terrified butthole.

Awesome band name

[nnm 36481]

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

You should feel lucky if that's all the the parish priest did to you.

You don’t know how true this is. One of the epicenters was northern NM. Childhood friends were abused.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

48 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Slicing peppers, not washing hands, then taking a dump without a bidet  altar boy = terrified butthole.

Just trying to merge the catholic and jalapeno theme.

[Rougarou 594]

32 minutes ago, nnm said:

You don’t know how true this is. One of the epicenters was northern NM. Childhood friends were abused.

[futureman 22510]

9 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I bet you still wouldn't have drank from the cup

*have drunk

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

38 minutes ago, futureman said:

*have drunk

*drunked

[Armybrat 40856]

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

*drunked

*swallowed

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He already said he was catholic. 
 

spoiler alert: they still do that. 
 

hit up the Lutheran service if you want your own shot glass. 

Or just stop believing in fairy tales.  

[Marfa Low Crown 2547]

 

Watch till the end 🤣  Hmm... it had captioning that made it even funnier "Get the fuck away!" "F'n kangaroos" but I don't know what happened to them

Edited March 5, 2020 by Marfa Low Crown

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhRT377YL1d0wHHe9d

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[demos 3004]

He already said he was catholic. 
 
spoiler alert: they still do that. 

Hey, i was there at Christmas.

And yeah, they still so that but I haven’t been to confession in god knows when so I don’t go up there.

[MissingInAction 25130]

2 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

Watch till the end 🤣  Hmm... it had captioning that made it even funnier "Get the fuck away!" "F'n kangaroos" but I don't know what happened to them

Red Dawn Under

[Underdog 28754]

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

*swallowed

Go on...

[kopp0e 1135]

On 3/4/2020 at 4:53 PM, davidg said:

You haven't been to a mass in a while have you?

 

 

Just wash your mouth (like we should wash our hands).?!

[TrashMaster G 17581]

9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

*swallowed

*dranken

[gecko 1104]

[AM Wood 335]

Ask Bobby Kneivel. You got to get better shocks. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 3/4/2020 at 4:42 PM, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

I can remember events like downtown Crazy Days or county fairs where there would be honest-to-God kissing booths. Haven’t seen one since the early 70s, but it grosses me out just thinking about the poor, stupid girls who would sit in those booths.