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these are from the reddit thread of the dude's wife riding a mechanical bronco before she rides a real bronco later that night.

 

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"Deployed to Iraq in 04, girl I was dating, we’ll call her Brittany, was “lost and confused” and between the months of March and August fucked 7 different dudes. I found out in September from my buddy. She found out I knew and sent me a “dear john email” she let my fuckin cat Party Boy go, she moved one of the dude into the house and let him play my fuckin NES. He was a FUCKIN ACTUAL NAZI with qualifying tattoos and check fraud charges and he stole from his grandmother.

I came home Jan of 05. Got my NES back. Party Boy was sadly never seen again.

I really thought she was the one before hand. Afterward I realized I didn’t even really like her that much. I was most concerned about getting my NES back. 3 of the 7 dudes I knew. I’m still really good friends with 1 of them. He has a sexually addiction and he definitely came to me and told me. I didn’t find out second hand. He stood up, came over to me after some of the smoke had cleared and confessed everything to me. We are closer now than we were before it all happened.

I met a great gal Dec of 05 we married in 08 and I’ve deployed 3 times since our marriage and she’s never felt the urge to fuck 7 dudes, let Nazis play my NES or let my fuckin cat go.

Brittany (we’ll call her) is a shitty human. She was fired from her job helping special needs kids for abusing one of them about 4 years ago.

The Nazi has been in and out of jail since 05.

The most important thing I learned from all this was how to gauge my own emotions. I truly felt like I was gonna die when I found out. It really felt like the worst possible scenario. After about a week I started realizing I was more upset about Party Boy and the NES (my Nana bought it for me new in 1986). It turned out I didn’t love her all that much and I’m grateful that it happened before we got married or started a family. I’m a lucky man to have gone through it so early.

Edit: So to answer OPs question NO they aren’t all like this."

 

 

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We were in the Philippines for a few weeks back in 2012, we had libo for the whole time. My section in particular was in a position that our trucks couldn’t be taken off the boat, while the rest of my unit was training, the sailors and marines who weren’t were out in Subic bay/Olongapo smashing prostitutes. I’m talking 40$ for 24 hours with whatever girl you wanted. They’d line them up too. Married, single, staff nco, ncos, salty lances, it didn’t matter everyone was fuckin..

Singapore had this place called the 4 floors of whores, and it was pretty similar just each club had different types of women, there was a Russian one and shit like that. It was pretty rad.

But my ex wife fucked my homie, who does gay porn in San Diego now, while I was on a training op for 3 days. Not even deployed. She’s dead now. Someone threw her off a parking garage in St. Louis after a cubs cardinals game.

 

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My ex-wife (a vet herself) moved a guy (another veteran no less) into our house while I was in Afghanistan as a “room mate.” She would brag about him over the phone and say “He would do anything for me! He loves me! Blah blah blah.” It was awful, and to this day Is till don’t know how I got through it. I walked around with a loaded rifle all day...and she knew it...

A few months after the convenient live-in pussy, WITH a discounted rent situation got too old for him, he stranded her a day before rent was due. Good thing I was guaranteed BHA to keep her warm and fed over the winter, especially after she got fired from her own job. Really, this is only the tip of the iceberg.

She would later announce her want of a divorce on Thanksgiving Day over the telephone, as her former roommate/best guy eva thanked me for my service in the background of the call. He also called me a “liar” about giving my ex bill money, as I was effectively paying to shelter his pathetic leather neck dick from the rain and snow.

I think she had this delusion that she was cosmically excused from any ethical wrongdoing in the situation. She accused me of cheating, which never happened because I am not a cheater. Something like that just isn’t in my programming. But that is a classic tell-tale sign the accuser is actually the guilty party. I gave her everything she wanted, and she still hated me.

Regardless of any details, the consequences of war fucks people up in ways they can’t necessarily perceive. When you get home, it just gets even more pernicious if you aren’t on top of it. The family that are home through it all bear their share of it. Deployment just messes people up across the board, and makes them go crazy.

If I were a lesser man, I would have stalked and murdered that shitbag after I got home. I actually fantasized about it. Fortunately for him and his own children, and girlfriend/wife/whore of his life, I’m better than that.

To anyone who joins the military, I advise you to avoid serious relationships while you are still enlisted. It’s a terrible, terrible influence on any marriage or variation of coupling. Especially when there is a war going on, and the United States LOVES to go to war, so be prepared.

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22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

end of times is coming. that can be the only explanation to all of this shit going on in the world. everyone's gone completely fucking mad.

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oh no, it's not a joke.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/kenyan-lawyer-suing-israel-over-jesuss-death/

A Jew is killed by the romans, and Israel is to blame?

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1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

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I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

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