Post a pic that makes you lol

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

21 minutes ago, deadshank said:

 Had to dart her first.

And you had to use the same dosage they use for a hippopotamus, didn't you? 

[Underdog 28832]

11 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Got a link?  Asking for wife. 

[deadshank 24653]

32 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

And you had to use the same dosage they use for a hippopotamus, didn't you? 

The dose consisted of the filling from 3 dozen Twinkies

[NeverMarryAStripper 21999]

12 hours ago, deadshank said:

This girl seems like fun. 

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

[deadshank 24653]

28 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

You don't?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

10 minutes ago, deadshank said:

You don't?

If I looked like her in a bikini, I might.

[TrashMaster G 17668]

14 hours ago, deadshank said:

This girl seems like fun. 

To be fair, she looks better in a bikini than I would.  But that's not a bar anyone should be proud to clear.

[crash_davis 23122]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Got a link?  Asking for wife. 

is the black one in extra large still avail? asking for the wife's friend.

[crash_davis 23122]

 

[crash_davis 23122]

 

[crash_davis 23122]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

She's gone from suck to blow!!

 

[TrashMaster G 17668]

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

"So, uh, you want to go out sometime?"

[Jerry Callo 8775]

On 7/2/2020 at 8:26 AM, TrashMaster G said:

By today's standards, it absolutely is racist.

But not remotely on the same level as the N-bomb.  The lady is an idiot.

Edited July 3, 2020 by Jerry Callo

[crash_davis 23122]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjktv7/he_hit_my_car_on_the_highway_and_he_is_trying_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[TrashMaster G 17668]

8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

That is a really interesting little gray box.  

[crash_davis 23122]

that's one hell of a wedding gift...

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjyyni/serbian_farmer_finds_naked_people_and_a_bride_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[Hate 20155]

Jesus Christ. I’m not saying he should have punched that dude in the mouth, but I would have understood if he did.

[Jerry Callo 8775]

23 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That is a really interesting little gray box.  

Made a change from an apparent imgur pic to a gif, hopefully that helps.  I thought the clip matched your sentiment fairly well.

 

Edited July 3, 2020 by Jerry Callo

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that's one hell of a wedding gift...

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjyyni/serbian_farmer_finds_naked_people_and_a_bride_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23122]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjzip6/man_high_on_meth_has_lots_of_excuses_for_the_cops/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[nnm 36753]

58 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjktv7/he_hit_my_car_on_the_highway_and_he_is_trying_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

That’s disappointing. I watched all the way to the end expecting to see some fisticuffs. Guy in the hi vis vest exercised a lot of restraint. Granted, he should not have hit and run, but freak out guy was asking for it. 

[Armybrat 40942]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

Is that an ankle monitor?

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Speedtrucker 2084]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjzip6/man_high_on_meth_has_lots_of_excuses_for_the_cops/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
 

I can’t tell but did he hit his car and try to leave? Bruh

[crash_davis 23122]

 

[deadshank 24653]

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

The only thing that would make it better would be dummies like that getting run over by their own ride. 

[deadshank 24653]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Is that an ankle monitor?

Yes. It is. 

intrigued?

[Armybrat 40942]

About as much as keeping track of an old sock.

[deadshank 24653]

Just now, Armybrat said:

About as much as keeping track of an old sock.

Compression sock, mind you. 

[Armybrat 40942]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Compression sock, mind you. 

I have three pairs of those. Blood clot in the leg.

 

(and the wife thinks they look sexy)

[markstanco 12640]

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

This look happens after the lake.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

^^ China will overcharge Pakistan for the ducks. And Pakistan will say "put it on my bill" 

[Guest Lobo]

I'm guessing since it's Chinese, Pakistan will have to place their duck order well in advance?  

[Davis Lane 5678]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm guessing since it's Chinese, Pakistan will have to place their duck order well in advance?  

Edited July 3, 2020 by Davis Lane

[Guest Lobo]

Pos rep.  I always loved that subtle note in the movie.  He schemed for days to have the perfect turkey and the dogs ruined it (sonsofbitchesbumpeses), and at the last minute they have to go upstairs, get dressed, and go out to eat.  But he still gets his slow roasted, hours long to prepare, delicious fowl meat.  Even though it should have taken a long time, he gets it as soon as they can sing a couple of songs.  He gets his perfect Christmas.  I had a long post about this a couple Christmases ago, but the movie when you watch it through the lens of the father is a completely different movie.  It's not about Ralphie getting his red rider, it's about the dad getting the happiness of providing his family with the best Christmas possible.  And he gets three little moments of happiness, a subtle trifecta if you will.  He gets the Lamp Major Award (but it's soon taken from him by gravity and fate), he gets the Peking Duck served toot sweet as a delicious alternative to the turkey, and he gets to clink glasses with his wife and she snuggles up to him on the sofa to celebrate a wonderful holiday in retrospect.  

The Duck represents so much more than just Christmas Dinner.  

[Armybrat 40942]

Ducks? We got Ducks...

[Born to Run 6570]

China still at it tho

[Armybrat 40942]

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

China still at it tho

Company stockholders mostly orthopedic surgeons no doubt.

[crash_davis 23122]

things i've learned.

Don't get out of the car in drive through zoos. Don't get out of the car in Yellowstone.

Don't taunt bulls anywhere, no matter the size.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/hkfgau/i_am_behind_a_fence_guys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23122]

[Underdog 28832]

9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Peking Duck? 

[Underdog 28832]

44 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

things i've learned.

Don't get out of the car in drive through zoos. Don't get out of the car in Yellowstone.

Don't taunt bulls anywhere, no matter the size.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/hkfgau/i_am_behind_a_fence_guys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

Must've said the magic word...

 

[crash_davis 23122]

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/comments/gq6sau/bare_mountain_bike_trail_on_the_face_of_a_cliff/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23122]

 

[crash_davis 23122]

 

[Parliament 14357]

Americans, we're all idiots. How in God's Creation did we become the most powerful nation on Earth? God must enjoy bemusing himself.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Longer video, but this one got me. These guys usually make pretty funny videos.

 

 

Edited July 3, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Brothahorn 10087]