Post a pic that makes you lol

[CooterBrown 18,038]

Funny cuz it’s true. I literally broke my dick on my second’s head. Still have pain from it 6 years later.

Isn’t today your second kid’s 8th birthday?

[PRONG HORN 3,160]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,835]

Gotcha. I’m not on Twitter so I forgot to check for that little blue checkbox. Isn’t that how it’s verified to be the actual person’s account?
 
Nonetheless, it’s really easy to be a tough guy when you don’t step into the batter’s box. Baseballs players have long memories. He’ll get one in the earhole first chance they get.

Every astro on the current roster will be dead by beaned balls the next time the dodgers and Astros meet again

[TrashMaster G 17,667]

19 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Canadian version of hooorah

Canada has an army?

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Canada has an army?

[Pato del Muerto 52,670]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Canada has an army?

Juno beach?

[Chad Fuck 17,830]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Juno beach?

Not to mention many and varied WWI engagements while the US was still on the sidelines.  

[TrashMaster G 17,667]

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Juno beach?

75 years ago, sure.  But now?

[Parliament 14,357]

Canada has an army?

Neg Rep. Canada stands with America.

 

75 years ago, sure.  But now?

 

You're being a jerk. Take it to the Cloak Room.

[TrashMaster G 17,667]

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Neg Rep. Canada stands with America.

 

 

 

You're being a jerk. Take it to the Cloak Room.

And you're being an obtuse, little twit.  Jfc, learn to recognize a joke.

[Sbbruin 21,904]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And you're being an obtuse, little twit.  

[Marfa Low Crown 2,550]

[PRONG HORN 3,160]

[HenryJames 66,228]

 

[Redpuma 146]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11,825]

driver kissing his license goodbye, even if the woman was full on certifiably nuts

[ChickenSandwich 9,856]

Video cuts too soon. That’s Vin Diesel in the white Tundra coming to perform the hood jump rescue. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

Rarely is the question asked...wtf why?

[Blotto 23,606]

On 7/28/2020 at 12:15 AM, purplepride95 said:

 

If her boyfriend wrote that caption, it would be more like "lulz, I get to grab my roommate's tits and she's too stupid to figure it out."

[Redpuma 146]

Defeated?

 

[Tailgate 3,026]

[Parliament 14,357]

Defeated?
 

I bet she shags like a mynx.

[AUS-97HORN 11,825]

53 minutes ago, Redpuma said:

Defeated?

realize there is a full game to played, actions taken in the 1st quarter doesnt mean you win the game.   This was quarter 1.... how to get your ass left at the gas station.

quarter 2 happens where she claims he hit her, stole her car, and left her stranded at a gas station

quarter 3 involves the cops.  and sadly lets be honest here, we are talking about a black man talking to cops.... 

quarter 4....  [?]

[Braff Zacklin 13,670]

overtime: profit

[Parliament 14,357]

.

[HenryJames 66,228]

 

[futureman 22,562]

3 hours ago, Redpuma said:

Defeated?

 

disappointed he didn’t film the tits. 

[Hate 20,155]

Defeated?
 

That’s fucking awesome!

[futureman 22,562]

not a particularly attractive girl but I like her curves. 

[Horn Dog 9,982]

I have done extensive academic research on this topic and I can categorically refute the young women’s assertion that nobody else has 10k fake tits.

[Bigbend1812 12,950]

10k...

[Underdog 28,826]

"Tuck" rule in play here. 

[Bigbend1812 12,950]

[Underdog 28,826]

DLR?

[Al Czervik 1,238]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

DLR?

BB

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,693]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Edited August 2, 2020 by Bender Bending Rodriguez

[elfenix 34,365]

[mulletpelini 5,216]

should have split the 10 and spent 5 on that nose

[Marfa Low Crown 2,550]

If you don't think you need this. Fuck you. You do. 
 

 

[closetohumping 17,503]

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

You knew it was out there.
https://www.facebook.com/chloe.s.roberts

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

15 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

10k...

Is 10k the amount of money you'd need to spend to get rid of the STD's?

[MissingInAction 25,246]

Sound on

 

 

 

[nnm 36,751]

I guess this has been a meme for a while. Amusing. 

Original. Also amusing, until the final frame. Then disturbing. 
 

 

[Incredulity 11,684]

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

 

 

[LTtxfan 49,387]

 

[LebongJames 1,827]

Fuck Rex Chapman. Guy reposts shit and doesn’t give people credit. I think the guy just likes to steal shit

[elfenix 34,365]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Original. Also amusing, until the final frame. Then disturbing got damn hilarious.

 

 

 

Edited August 3, 2020 by elfenix

[AUS-97HORN 11,825]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

I love that you audibly hear the whale scream in clear pain ( probably not mortal, but a bruised tailbone or broken arm are possible), and the first words out of the watchers is...

 

are you OK..

 

I mean at least start heading towards her while trying not to laugh and say that not just say it off camera...

[miguelito 11,333]

Quote

 

I love that you audibly hear the whale scream in clear pain ( probably not mortal, but a bruised tailbone or broken arm are possible), and the first words out of the watchers is...

 

are you OK..

 

I mean at least start heading towards her while trying not to laugh and say that not just say it off camera...

 

I think by international treaty you're supposed to keep a distance.

Edited August 3, 2020 by miguelito
added quote