Post a pic that makes you lol

[CooterBrown 18031]

Funny cuz it’s true. I literally broke my dick on my second’s head. Still have pain from it 6 years later.

Isn’t today your second kid’s 8th birthday?

[PRONG HORN 3159]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Gotcha. I’m not on Twitter so I forgot to check for that little blue checkbox. Isn’t that how it’s verified to be the actual person’s account?
 
Nonetheless, it’s really easy to be a tough guy when you don’t step into the batter’s box. Baseballs players have long memories. He’ll get one in the earhole first chance they get.

Every astro on the current roster will be dead by beaned balls the next time the dodgers and Astros meet again

[TrashMaster G 17601]

19 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Canadian version of hooorah

Canada has an army?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Canada has an army?

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Canada has an army?

Juno beach?

[Chad Fuck 17785]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Juno beach?

Not to mention many and varied WWI engagements while the US was still on the sidelines.  

[TrashMaster G 17601]

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Juno beach?

75 years ago, sure.  But now?

[Parliament 14316]

Canada has an army?

Neg Rep. Canada stands with America.

 

75 years ago, sure.  But now?

 

You're being a jerk. Take it to the Cloak Room.

[TrashMaster G 17601]

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Neg Rep. Canada stands with America.

 

 

 

You're being a jerk. Take it to the Cloak Room.

And you're being an obtuse, little twit.  Jfc, learn to recognize a joke.

[Sbbruin 21894]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And you're being an obtuse, little twit.  

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

[PRONG HORN 3159]

[HenryJames 66181]

 

[Redpuma 146]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

driver kissing his license goodbye, even if the woman was full on certifiably nuts

[ChickenSandwich 9853]

Video cuts too soon. That’s Vin Diesel in the white Tundra coming to perform the hood jump rescue. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Rarely is the question asked...wtf why?

[Blotto 23579]

On 7/28/2020 at 12:15 AM, purplepride95 said:

 

If her boyfriend wrote that caption, it would be more like "lulz, I get to grab my roommate's tits and she's too stupid to figure it out."

[Redpuma 146]

Defeated?

 

[Tailgate 3024]

[Parliament 14316]

Defeated?
 

I bet she shags like a mynx.

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

53 minutes ago, Redpuma said:

Defeated?

realize there is a full game to played, actions taken in the 1st quarter doesnt mean you win the game.   This was quarter 1.... how to get your ass left at the gas station.

quarter 2 happens where she claims he hit her, stole her car, and left her stranded at a gas station

quarter 3 involves the cops.  and sadly lets be honest here, we are talking about a black man talking to cops.... 

quarter 4....  [?]

[Braff Zacklin 13664]

overtime: profit

[Parliament 14316]

.

[HenryJames 66181]

 

[futureman 22548]

3 hours ago, Redpuma said:

Defeated?

 

disappointed he didn’t film the tits. 

[Hate 20146]

Defeated?
 

That’s fucking awesome!

[futureman 22548]

not a particularly attractive girl but I like her curves. 

[Horn Dog 9934]

I have done extensive academic research on this topic and I can categorically refute the young women’s assertion that nobody else has 10k fake tits.

[Bigbend1812 12939]

10k...

[Underdog 28774]

"Tuck" rule in play here. 

[Bigbend1812 12939]

[Underdog 28774]

DLR?

[Al Czervik 1230]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

DLR?

BB

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Edited August 2, 2020 by Bender Bending Rodriguez

[elfenix 34332]

[mulletpelini 5216]

should have split the 10 and spent 5 on that nose

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

If you don't think you need this. Fuck you. You do. 
 

 

[closetohumping 17474]

[ROFL BOX 6649]

You knew it was out there.
https://www.facebook.com/chloe.s.roberts

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

15 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

10k...

Is 10k the amount of money you'd need to spend to get rid of the STD's?

[MissingInAction 25193]

Sound on

 

 

 

[nnm 36654]

I guess this has been a meme for a while. Amusing. 

Original. Also amusing, until the final frame. Then disturbing. 
 

 

[Incredulity 11683]

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

 

 

[LTtxfan 49358]

 

[LebongJames 1814]

Fuck Rex Chapman. Guy reposts shit and doesn’t give people credit. I think the guy just likes to steal shit

[elfenix 34332]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Original. Also amusing, until the final frame. Then disturbing got damn hilarious.

 

 

 

Edited August 3, 2020 by elfenix

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

I love that you audibly hear the whale scream in clear pain ( probably not mortal, but a bruised tailbone or broken arm are possible), and the first words out of the watchers is...

 

are you OK..

 

I mean at least start heading towards her while trying not to laugh and say that not just say it off camera...

[miguelito 11312]

Quote

 

I love that you audibly hear the whale scream in clear pain ( probably not mortal, but a bruised tailbone or broken arm are possible), and the first words out of the watchers is...

 

are you OK..

 

I mean at least start heading towards her while trying not to laugh and say that not just say it off camera...

 

I think by international treaty you're supposed to keep a distance.

Edited August 3, 2020 by miguelito
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