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While one of the funniest people to ever walk the Earth, people overlook the fact that Bill Murray also could digest entire SNL episode scripts in a matter of hours, despite sharing a drug-fueled office with the likes of Belushi, Aykroyd, et. al.  "Quien es Mas Macho?" is a great example of this.  Basically does an entire sketch without laughing, rare looks at the cards, and oh yeah---in Spanish.  They should go back and give him a second Twain Prize.

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Was adjusting my pool timer today. Just noticed the warning on the dial. I agree, it is not a good idea to unscrew time. Just ask Marty McFly. 

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Billy Pilgrim came unstuck in time. Things didn't turn out so well for him ... unless you count being forced to have sex with an abducted porn star in front of all of Tralfamadore.

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never can spell that planet correctly
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I mean, is she even trying to lose any of that baby weight at this point?  Or did she already get knocked up again just weeks after giving birth...what kinda whore?  

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Unexpectedly funny thread on r/OldSchoolCool last night, concerning this image of a street vendor in NYC in the early 60's.

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From the Comments:

"If that guy sells you a hot dog, you're getting peppers on your dog whether you ask for them or not."

"If you ask for ketchup, he'll use those vise grips he calls hands to choke the dumbass out of you."

"That guy's name is almost certainly Vinnie, Paulie, or Sal." "Wrong, it's Carmine, ya mug."

"That guy has a baseball bat or tool handle in that stand, and if you make trouble, he'll beat you within an inch of your worthless life.'
 

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3 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Unexpectedly funny thread on r/OldSchoolCool last night, concerning this image of a street vendor in NYC in the early 60's.

nhm8e6ziacc81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&a

From the Comments:

"If that guy sells you a hot dog, you're getting peppers on your dog whether you ask for them or not."

"If you ask for ketchup, he'll use those vise grips he calls hands to choke the dumbass out of you."

"That guy's name is almost certainly Vinnie, Paulie, or Sal." "Wrong, it's Carmine, ya mug."

"That guy has a baseball bat or tool handle in that stand, and if you make trouble, he'll beat you within an inch of your worthless life.'
 

100% fact  

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming the dollar bill he was holding was his tip and that's what set off his psychotic break

That. and the "that's what I have to say about your dollar tip" that he said into the camera.

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming the dollar bill he was holding was his tip and that's what set off his psychotic break

Wait...you thought that wasn't staged? Fake as fuck. Unless Menard's is now selling chicken nuggets somewhere between the lumber and hardware sections.

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4 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Unexpectedly funny thread on r/OldSchoolCool last night, concerning this image of a street vendor in NYC in the early 60's.

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"Your hot dog looks good.  Where'd you get it?"

"Thumb Cart around the corner." 

"What the fuck is a thumb cart?  Like he pushes a cart with his thumbs or points with his thumbs or flips the hot dogs with his thumbs?"

"No, the guy running the cart and cooking the hot dogs is a giant thumb.  Thumb Cart.  Fucking delicious by the way..." 

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4 hours ago, Lobo said:

"Your hot dog looks good.  Where'd you get it?"

"Thumb Cart around the corner." 

"What the fuck is a thumb cart?  Like he pushes a cart with his thumbs or points with his thumbs or flips the hot dogs with his thumbs?"

"No, the guy running the cart and cooking the hot dogs is a giant thumb.  Thumb Cart.  Fucking delicious by the way..." 

The fuck?

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The gentlemen purveyor of the foodstand.  His entire build is that of a big thumb.  You don't see it?   His arms, his torso, his head, and yes...his thumbs...He looksl ike a giant thumb.  Cheers.

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