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Posted
10 hours ago, futureman said:

zilker this morning

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was there any police tape?

you saw this and this one photo is all you got?

c'mon man, let's see the rest of the photos. 

it's magnificent.

please, futureman.

 

 

 

Posted
14 minutes ago, brakeman said:

was there any police tape?

you saw this and this one photo is all you got?

c'mon man, let's see the rest of the photos. 

it's magnificent.

please, futureman.

you ok, bud?

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Posted
19 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

The pier and beam house was so out of level that, if you picked up your feet when you were sitting in a rolling chair, you'd start to roll downhill across the room... At the perfect moment in time, the globe from the wobbly-ass ceiling fan fell and hit her square in the head....

the way you set that up, i expected her to fall back into a wheeled chair, roll across the room, hit the window ledge, and fall backwards right out of the house

 

Posted
2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

the way you set that up, i expected her to fall back into a wheeled chair, roll across the room, hit the window ledge, and fall backwards right out of the house

 

It wouldn't have been out of the realm of possibilities.  And, I left out the part where they were broken into twice at the end of the lease by a thief who only stole the panties of all four roommates.  And the raccoon that ended up in the kitchen via a hole in the floor behind the cabinets.  

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

One of my few talents is that I can take a nap right after drinking half a pot of coffee. 

I used to drink a 10-shot latte and crash. 
 

Then some kind of bullshit button got pushed a year or so ago and poof. Caffeine after about 2 and I’m not passing out on my own until midnight or better. 🤬 

Posted
6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Now that’s funny right there.  
 

I once told a guy that I have owed him a whooping for a while.(early 20s insults that had not been responded to).
 

 He said “any time buddy”.
 

I calmly set my drink down and punched him in the face.  

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Posted
 

My grandmother’s dachshunds were both bilingual. Could act upon commands given in Spanish and English…

To which my pops made sure to rub that fact in while I would struggle to communicate in horrible Spanglish to my grandparents.
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