Post a pic that makes you lol

[Trey3216 15325]

[MissingInAction 24803]

[Armybrat 40710]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

 

 

 

[SurlyBDR 22637]

Well, I laughed at his mugshot earlier, but this dude is lucky he didn't meet a Henry Ruggs type fate. Damn Marshawn. 

 

[tfoolry 8179]

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

[Buzzrock 14870]

38 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Well, I laughed at his mugshot earlier, but this dude is lucky he didn't meet a Henry Ruggs type fate. Damn Marshawn. 

 

That qualifies as holy shit. That whole front rim is gone. 

[BearMace 2183]

Yeah that shit is pretty crazy he seems to have only have destroyed the wheels with even the front bodywork looking largely intact. Also, what the fuck was that dude on that he was sitting on a curb at 5:45am, wasn't arrested for another 2 hours and still couldn't open his eyes for a booking photo. I don't think that was just Henny. 

[Prepuce of Doom 20980]

Setting aside the obvious danger to the public and to himself, him driving that car with no tires, bouncing off the curbs, and only stopping because he himself decided to is a pretty spot-on illustration of his entire style of play. 

[CoTex 1160]

9 hours ago, BearMace said:

Yeah that shit is pretty crazy he seems to have only have destroyed the wheels with even the front bodywork looking largely intact. Also, what the fuck was that dude on that he was sitting on a curb at 5:45am, wasn't arrested for another 2 hours and still couldn't open his eyes for a booking photo. I don't think that was just Henny. 

I feel like there needs to be a revised statute of limitations on driving UI/WI.

it goes like this

in cases where no third party human is injured, unless the police catch or observe you in the act of driving, or within 10 minutes of driving, no crime.

You may be civilly liable for property damage but if all you did was wreck your own shit and sit on the curb, police have to drive you home and tuck you in bed.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Wally Fairway 5517]

 

[Don Johnson 4745]

On 8/9/2022 at 7:59 AM, MAUFRAIS said:

I saw a documentary about a minor league baseball player who won the lottery and a train went through his team’s outfield.

All this Brewster's Millions discussion and no one points out that there was no lottery involved?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

23 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

All this Brewster's Millions discussion and no one points out that there was no lottery involved?

Forget it man, he's rolling

[jeevsie 3720]

[tx ind 6997]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Did you just dox Vik?

[nnm 36040]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Vic’s proposal moment?

[Prepuce of Doom 20980]

[Mileslong 4711]

[ztejas 43262]

9 hours ago, CoTex said:

I feel like there needs to be a revised statute of limitations on driving UI/WI.

it goes like this

in cases where no third party human is injured, unless the police catch or observe you in the act of driving, or within 10 minutes of driving, no crime.

You may be civilly liable for property damage but if all you did was wreck your own shit and sit on the curb, police have to drive you home and tuck you in bed.

I mean - that's pretty much how it works. 

It's difficult to get convicted for DUI if the cops didn't pull you over and all you did was fuck up your car. They need proof that you were driving. I've totalled a car fucked up and the EMS beat the cops to the scene and took me to the hospital. I think I was questioned in the hospital by a couple cops (not sure - I was near blackout) and nothing ever came of it legally. 

Where they have Marshawn (I'm guessing) is that he was in the driver's seat and the car was on. Even then - he'll probably have a good defense (as ridiculous as that is). 

[elfenix 34169]

 

Edited August 10, 2022 by elfenix

[Chilly Water 408]

[Kennythetiger 9334]

Peg was hot. Still is. 

[nnm 36040]

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

His grandson did him proud. Oklahoma Freakshow

Edited August 11, 2022 by Surly Bevo

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1669]

 

 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

I love it when kids laugh like that. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[futureman 22414]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

calories are more available now. 

[Longboard Horn 40100]

[TrashMaster G 17385]

On 8/7/2022 at 8:23 PM, futureman said:

there’s a game show where you sniff someone’s asshole in the dark?  on tv?

Down, boy.

[Hornius Emeritus 12406]

 

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20980]

17 hours ago, Mileslong said:

What must this kid's head be shaped like in order to have a hair that looks like this? 

[thunderlounge 7749]

30 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What must this kid's head be shaped like in order to have a hair that looks like this? 

 

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

[Longboard Horn 40100]

 

[luke duke 6383]

Good ol’ Mickey Mantle.

[luke duke 6383]

[Superhero 8760]

17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Peg was hot. Still is. 

Even hotter in Futurama. 

[Superhero 8760]

22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

[nnm 36040]

23 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

[HouTex 1850]

18 hours ago, nnm said:

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

Not just at those places.  I see that every day walking (very slowly) the tunnels of downtown Houston.  

[Kennythetiger 9334]

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Wood. 

[ABSR 5289]

22 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Wood. 

Wood   Wood  wood wood wood wood wood wood wood wood

[Kavinsky 417]

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

[Longboard Horn 40100]

[Longboard Horn 40100]

[Armybrat 40710]

[Hook1997 5270]

On 8/11/2022 at 12:02 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

What must this kid's head be shaped like in order to have a hair that looks like this? 

That kid is actually Johnny Knoxville lol

Edited August 12, 2022 by Hook1997