Post a pic that makes you lol

[Trey3216 15349]

[MissingInAction 25118]

[Armybrat 40853]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20453]

 

 

 

[SurlyBDR 22808]

Well, I laughed at his mugshot earlier, but this dude is lucky he didn't meet a Henry Ruggs type fate. Damn Marshawn. 

 

[tfoolry 8220]

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

[Buzzrock 14926]

38 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Well, I laughed at his mugshot earlier, but this dude is lucky he didn't meet a Henry Ruggs type fate. Damn Marshawn. 

 

That qualifies as holy shit. That whole front rim is gone. 

[BearMace 2206]

Yeah that shit is pretty crazy he seems to have only have destroyed the wheels with even the front bodywork looking largely intact. Also, what the fuck was that dude on that he was sitting on a curb at 5:45am, wasn't arrested for another 2 hours and still couldn't open his eyes for a booking photo. I don't think that was just Henny. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

Setting aside the obvious danger to the public and to himself, him driving that car with no tires, bouncing off the curbs, and only stopping because he himself decided to is a pretty spot-on illustration of his entire style of play. 

[CoTex 1160]

9 hours ago, BearMace said:

Yeah that shit is pretty crazy he seems to have only have destroyed the wheels with even the front bodywork looking largely intact. Also, what the fuck was that dude on that he was sitting on a curb at 5:45am, wasn't arrested for another 2 hours and still couldn't open his eyes for a booking photo. I don't think that was just Henny. 

I feel like there needs to be a revised statute of limitations on driving UI/WI.

it goes like this

in cases where no third party human is injured, unless the police catch or observe you in the act of driving, or within 10 minutes of driving, no crime.

You may be civilly liable for property damage but if all you did was wreck your own shit and sit on the curb, police have to drive you home and tuck you in bed.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Wally Fairway 5569]

 

[Don Johnson 4754]

On 8/9/2022 at 7:59 AM, MAUFRAIS said:

I saw a documentary about a minor league baseball player who won the lottery and a train went through his team’s outfield.

All this Brewster's Millions discussion and no one points out that there was no lottery involved?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

23 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

All this Brewster's Millions discussion and no one points out that there was no lottery involved?

Forget it man, he's rolling

[jeevsie 3735]

[tx ind 7013]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Did you just dox Vik?

[nnm 36472]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Vic’s proposal moment?

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

[Mileslong 4728]

[ztejas 43503]

9 hours ago, CoTex said:

I feel like there needs to be a revised statute of limitations on driving UI/WI.

it goes like this

in cases where no third party human is injured, unless the police catch or observe you in the act of driving, or within 10 minutes of driving, no crime.

You may be civilly liable for property damage but if all you did was wreck your own shit and sit on the curb, police have to drive you home and tuck you in bed.

I mean - that's pretty much how it works. 

It's difficult to get convicted for DUI if the cops didn't pull you over and all you did was fuck up your car. They need proof that you were driving. I've totalled a car fucked up and the EMS beat the cops to the scene and took me to the hospital. I think I was questioned in the hospital by a couple cops (not sure - I was near blackout) and nothing ever came of it legally. 

Where they have Marshawn (I'm guessing) is that he was in the driver's seat and the car was on. Even then - he'll probably have a good defense (as ridiculous as that is). 

[elfenix 34329]

 

Edited August 10, 2022 by elfenix

[Chilly Water 416]

[Kennythetiger 9398]

Peg was hot. Still is. 

[nnm 36472]

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

[Surly Bevo 25077]

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

His grandson did him proud. Oklahoma Freakshow

Edited August 11, 2022 by Surly Bevo

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

 

 

[Kennythetiger 9398]

I love it when kids laugh like that. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[futureman 22497]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

calories are more available now. 

[Longboard Horn 40383]

[TrashMaster G 17569]

On 8/7/2022 at 8:23 PM, futureman said:

there’s a game show where you sniff someone’s asshole in the dark?  on tv?

Down, boy.

[Hornius Emeritus 12474]

 

[Don Johnson 4754]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21091]

17 hours ago, Mileslong said:

What must this kid's head be shaped like in order to have a hair that looks like this? 

[thunderlounge 7872]

30 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What must this kid's head be shaped like in order to have a hair that looks like this? 

 

[Don Johnson 4754]

 

[Longboard Horn 40383]

 

[luke duke 6413]

Good ol’ Mickey Mantle.

[luke duke 6413]

[Superhero 8830]

17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Peg was hot. Still is. 

Even hotter in Futurama. 

[Superhero 8830]

22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

[nnm 36472]

23 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

[HouTex 1887]

18 hours ago, nnm said:

Today this dude would pass unnoticed in any Walmart, BBQ store, carnival cruise ship, or state fair concession line. 

Not just at those places.  I see that every day walking (very slowly) the tunnels of downtown Houston.  

[Kennythetiger 9398]

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Wood. 

[ABSR 5319]

22 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Wood. 

Wood   Wood  wood wood wood wood wood wood wood wood

[Kavinsky 417]

14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

[Longboard Horn 40383]

[Longboard Horn 40383]

[Armybrat 40853]

[Hook1997 5396]

On 8/11/2022 at 12:02 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

What must this kid's head be shaped like in order to have a hair that looks like this? 

That kid is actually Johnny Knoxville lol

Edited August 12, 2022 by Hook1997