Post a pic that makes you lol

[LTbear 4171]

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

6 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

that would be an ass whoopin'. fuck that coach 

Obviously not. Each of those players let that coach slap them... slowly

[tx 3 putt 77538]

 

[NWBuck 8587]

On 10/28/2022 at 3:20 PM, closetohumping said:

Do you guys think having matching jewelry and accoutrements with your significant other is cheesy?

Ain't putting one of those anywhere near my nuts

[RPM 26360]

1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

Ain't putting one of those anywhere near my nuts

So just to be clear, you're cool with the butt plug aspect of this. Just not the décor.

[Hate 20146]

[Dutchrudder 11154]

[52-80 19264]

work email...

[Superhero 8845]

38 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

work email...

I have epilepsy so this his close to home.

 

* for real though. This pic reminded me to take my seizure meds.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33900]

33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I have epilepsy so this his close to home.

 

* for real though. This pic reminded me to take my seizure meds.

[jetsfan76 727]

I think he meant it's Billy Squier day.

[tfoolry 8239]

 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21944]

That is a perfect microcosm of America.  The complete inability of the vast majority of its population to be pleasant, friendly people and the need to be confrontational about everything.

[Parliament 14335]

"How much is the fuckin' chips?"

[Brisketexan 105440]

I think he meant it's Billy Squier day.

That’s every day.
One evening, when we’d had perhaps a few beverages, @Pescado_Rojo mused “if I ever had my own country….the national anthem would probably be somethin’ by Billy Squier.”
In vino, veritas.

[tx 3 putt 77538]

A cousin’s neighbor, has a pet zebra. Pretty damn cool 

[Speedtrucker 2082]

We had that one nut job the had a zebra that she kept in the house.

[Pescado_Rojo 19431]

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That’s every day.
One evening, when we’d had perhaps a few beverages, @Pescado_Rojo mused “if I ever had my own country….the national anthem would probably be somethin’ by Billy Squier.”
In vino, veritas.

I think I've decided I'm just gonna have him write some patriotic lyrics to the tune of "Lonely Is The Night". If that opening riff doesn't make you love 'merica, you can fuck right off. 

[Kennythetiger 9479]

14 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

We had that one nut job the had a zebra that she kept in the house.

Sally. 

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That is a perfect microcosm of America.  The complete inability of the vast majority of its population to be pleasant, friendly people and the need to be confrontational about everything.

Go fuck yourself.  
 

 

 

😀

[YGIFS 19452]

Yeah, is that like the Weiners Circle/Dick's Last Resort of convenience stores?  Or is that literally a montage of people across a number of days just being dicks?

My mom is proud of the fact that I am of maybe just a handful of people who've had their tab picked up by the ladies at Weiners Circle for crushing a racist man's soul on line at 3am.  And in that same year, I was kicked out of a Dick's Last Resort for telling the manager something so offensive without using a single racial slur or cuss word or anatomy/sexual reference.  Like Mom always said, I'm not special...but I am different.  I wanna know where this store is (sounds like the South) and try my luck. 

[tx 3 putt 77538]

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

 
 

Hahaha. “I ran out of gas, do you have any money. I’m trying to get home”. Had that line pulled on me last week in a Best Buy parking lot. Probably would increase his chances if he was at a gas station


But wow…some people are just pricks

[brakeman 28453]

Seat belts can save camaros.

 

[NaTeWHO 852]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Shoot the death boulder, that'll stop it.

Would still make sense if she was alone, came in like a wrecking ball and got naked.

[Braff Zacklin 13665]

1 hour ago, NaTeWHO said:

Would still make sense if she was alone, came in like a wrecking ball and got naked.

If you want to see Minnie Driver naked, Google is your friend.

[Dutchrudder 11154]

[RPM 26360]

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Seat belts can save camaros.
 

Hahaha. Poor ACE hardware store. Can’t wait to show this to a guy I work with….huge Chevy guy

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20508]

 

 

 

[MissingInAction 25204]

13 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Hahaha. “I ran out of gas, do you have any money. I’m trying to get home”. Had that line pulled on me last week in a Best Buy parking lot. Probably would increase his chances if he was at a gas station


But wow…some people are just pricks

Dude came up to me at the gas pump begging for money to feed his kids.

He points at some kids getting into a car with their parents.

I said, best get yo kids.

[Armybrat 40920]

[nnm 36667]

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Seems like that would make it more slippery. 

[Armybrat 40920]

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

Seems like that would make it more slippery. 

In her case more like velcro.

[thunderlounge 7952]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

And here I was thinking it was because her broomstick frame looked like a nightstick. 
 

[tfoolry 8239]

 

 

[maninblack 7974]

@South Austin

Edited November 1, 2022 by maninblack

[brakeman 28453]

 

 

[Harrison Stafford 3342]

Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd

[Hornius Emeritus 12491]

 

[Brothahorn 10087]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Seems like that would make it more slippery itchy.

 Fixed for reality.  Her subjects will think she has crabs.

[Brothahorn 10087]

On 10/30/2022 at 10:22 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Hahaha. “I ran out of gas, do you have any money. I’m trying to get home”. Had that line pulled on me last week in a Best Buy parking lot. Probably would increase his chances if he was at a gas station


But wow…some people are just pricks

IF you ask me for a drink in front of a liquor store, I will respect your hustle. If you ask me for food money in front of a liquor store, fuck you.  

[Dutchrudder 11154]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Tying a carrot to your nose would have been a better choice.

[nnm 36667]

One of the best scenes in sitcom history. 

 

[deadshank 24653]

[TrashMaster G 17628]

On 10/30/2022 at 12:01 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Is that cat related to Toonces?

[futureman 22553]

9 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

best costume I’ve ever seen. 

[thunderlounge 7952]

I had two younger kids last night as ketchup and a ranch dressing bottles. 
 

Looked like mom found the fabric, had it screen printed, then made a bag out of it. 
 

Points for creativity. It was weird. 

[Longboard Horn 40544]