Post a pic that makes you lol

[TrashMaster G 17557]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

They missed an opportunity to use Meowtenant Dan.  

Purrtenant Dan

[52-80 19158]

[Trey3216 15346]

Sent to me from a buddy in Frisco…

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

The olives got rape(d)

[nnm 36405]

14 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The olives got rape(d)

That’s a completely different kind of oil. 

[WithoutAClue 15368]

[RMac5 1551]

[ABSR 5312]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Consent

[tx ind 7013]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

That’s a completely different kind of oil. 

manufactured in Waco?

[SHOOTER12 8809]

On 2/24/2023 at 3:19 PM, nnm said:

Which one of you idiots is this?

~~~raises hand~~~

[SHOOTER12 8809]

On 2/25/2023 at 9:00 PM, brakeman said:

*I prefer boulder holder for bra.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[Parliament 14260]

5 hours ago, nnm said:

That’s a completely different kind of oil. 

Canola is a special breed of rapeseed that's palatable.  True rapeseed oil tastes like ass.  Might even be poisonous.

[SquishMitten 10406]

Edited February 27, 2023 by SquishMitten

[Alex Karev 1030]

Reportedly seen in Utah. 

 

Edited February 27, 2023 by Alex Karev

[Alex Karev 1030]

[nnm 36405]

19 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

Reportedly seen in Utah. 

 

Forget that noise. I don’t have enough time or energy to keep one family satisfied. Multiple wives, mothers-in-law, etc? GTFOOH

[brakeman 28369]

[Dnaguy 11964]

9 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The olives got rape(d)

The Dad joke is strong in this one.

[Born to Run 6569]

Canola is a special breed of rapeseed that's palatable.  True rapeseed oil tastes like ass.  Might even be poisonous.

I really hope you aren't the finest Canola sales rep in Ohio. Or honestly maybe I do.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Superhero 8830]

7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

 

 

15 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

[mchookem 16336]

do not taunt.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

KHOU in Houston has been running a story on the 10:00 PM news with this headline on the screen for at least 5 minutes.

 

[HamsterHookah 112]

8 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

What am I missing here?

[Dutchrudder 11139]

[ulukinatme 1763]

8 hours ago, Alex Karev said:

Reportedly seen in Utah. 

 

Oh no....it's begun...

 

[GringoSalado 1651]

5 hours ago, mchookem said:

do not taunt.

[YGIFS 19450]

10 hours ago, nnm said:

Forget that noise. I don’t have enough time or energy to keep one family satisfied. Multiple wives, mothers-in-law, etc? GTFOOH

This.  I was speaking with a distant, distant third-cousin (or whatever distance it was) of ours a couple years ago.  He's a bit older than me so his dad was probably about 80 at the time.  We were talking about Covid lockdowns and he brought up how hard it was for his father (a man I've met maybe 3x in my life).  I asked if it was because his dad lost some friends or family members to the pandemic.  "No", he said, "Dad couldn't get back to Mexico for several months to see his other family"  I totally forgot, between binge watching "Big Love" reruns during Covid that some of our older Mexican relatives (however distant) used to have second families in Mexico.  I tried not to laugh but that was totally a thing for several decades with rapid transit (trains, cars, airplanes), men used to have entirely different families across the continent.  I didn't say it out loud, bu how in the fuck did people manage that?  I can barely handle my own and it's compact and conviently located upstairs.  Then I remembered this gem from childhood.  Will make you laugh out loud at times despite it's heavy drama:

 

 

Edited February 28, 2023 by YGIFS

[brakeman 28369]

[WithoutAClue 15368]

[WithoutAClue 15368]

[crash_davis 23113]

[brakeman 28369]

[Longboard Horn 40323]

[Guest]

13 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

The Dad joke is strong in this one.

I don't think Dad jokes mention rape...

[RPM 26321]

 

[elfenix 34240]

Nsiap

 

[Anwar Namtut 344]

14 hours ago, mchookem said:

do not taunt.

So much random stuff on that. "Do not glue mat to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women, pets and heavy machinery."

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[crash_davis 23113]

[Parliament 14260]

15 hours ago, Born to Run said:

I really hope you aren't the finest Canola sales rep in Ohio. Or honestly maybe I do.

I used to sell canola in North Dakota, actually.  And yeah I wasn't that good.

[brakeman 28369]

[crash_davis 23113]

[YGIFS 19450]

51 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I used to sell canola in North Dakota, actually.  And yeah I wasn't that good.

Don;'t they still use that shit to make Mustard Gas?  As in, "I put mustard on it, I eat the fucking shit.  I'm silly"

[TrashMaster G 17557]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

[Rudiger 1163]

On 2/27/2023 at 9:54 AM, YGIFS said:

They missed an opportunity to use Meowtenant Dan.  

Should have been Mewtenant Dan. 
 

You were so close.

[YGIFS 19450]

I got greedy on the triple vowels.  You are a scholar.  

[miguelito 11266]

4 hours ago, crash_davis said: